2. Chomp really loudly on chips and say to the person nearest to you, while chewing, "You know what is so annoying? When people chomp while they eat. I mean, they sound like freaking cows!"
3. In an elevator, take one look at another person and scream. When they look at you, quickly look up at the ceiling and whistle. When they look away, start to scream again
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4. When shopping with a friend, point at a lady and say to your friend (loud enough for the lady to hear), "Ugh! I am SO glad I'm not that ugly!"
5. Walk around mumbling, "C'mon, (your name), you can figure this out! What is the square root of 5 times 9 divided by 76 plus 19 in Egyptian?" When people look at you strangely, growl like a dog at them and bark.
6. Walk up to the counter at a fast food place and demand a refund. Go on and on about how much you need a refund and how unhappy you are. When they ask what product you need a refund on, act confused and say, "What are you talking about?" If they repeat the question, act annoyed an say, "Look, lady/sir, I just wanna order my food!"
7. When working on a test in class, raise your hand and ask the teacher for the answer to question number 4. When she/he refuses to tell you the actual answer, start to cry and yell, "I want my mommy!" When they act confused, scream, "I'm telling on you!" and storm out of the room.
8. Walk around in a mall, and all of a sudden, drop to the floor and moan loudly. After a moment, hop to your feet, bow, and continue on your way as if nothing happened.
9. Walk around a store wearing a Santa hat and ringing a bell saying, "Yes, sir, yes ma'am, I collect money! Any donations to add to my collection are greatly appreciated."
10. Run up to a complete stranger and say excitedly, "Oh, hi! I've missed you so much! So, what's been going on? How're the kids?!" When they respond, frown and back away, muttering, "Who are you? Stay away from me!"
11. Put raisins in your roommates toothpaste.
12. Bring a copy of the "National Enquirer" into an elevator/store/mall, etc., and walk up suspiciously to a person. Then glance at a page in the "Enquirer" and back at the person with a terrified look on your face. Grab the persons hand and scream, "Ah-ha! Now I've got you, Muchacho Nerowlskaloparachonansos!"
13. Sit on a park bench like a normal person, then all of a sudden, smack your hands over your ears and yell, "NO! Marshmallow fluff is NOT taking over the world!" Take your hands away and let out a relieved sigh and mutter, "There, the voices stopped."
14. Rock back and forth nervously, shaking, then demand that people give you thirty seven packets of ketchup or you'll get a restraining order put against them.
15. Grin crazily at someone, then say insanely, "I enjoy eating toilet paper."