~Ask people at random if they've ever drank warm piss.
~Put on underwear over a pair of tights and wear a cape. Walk around in public asking of anyone's seen Batman.
~Try to hold up a gas station with a squirt gun.
~Make up your own language and speak to others in it. Get mad when they can't understand you.
~In Walmart, get on a cashier's speaker and page Santa Claus.
~Throw things at innocent by-standers.
~Order caviar at McDonald's.
~Tell Telemarketers that you are watching them sitting in their cubicle. Proceed to tell them what they are wearing.
~Push every button on the elevator when it's full. Laugh histerically.
~Carry on a conversation with your stallmate in public bathrooms.
~"Fall asleep" in odd places (check out lines, barber shops, drive thru, etc.)
~Leave notes that say things like, "I know what you did last summer," or, "You'll never get away with it." taped to your neighbor's door.
~Sit in the park and laugh at people who walk by you.
~Pretend to be deaf and mute when at important business meetings.
~Address your boss as "Master."
~In a movie theatre, sit in the third row wearing an extremely tall hat.
~Ask strangers to marry you. Bring a ring. Sound serious.
~Order 15 pizzas and send them to an enemy's house to get back at them.
~Stare at cashiers a really long time before you pay them.
~Ask your neighbor if you can borrow a butcher knife and a shovel. Act like you're angry.
~Run down the street screaming, "It's the end of the world!!!" Make sure everyone can hear you.
~Whisper instead of speaking up when there's alot of commotion.
~When things are quiet, yell.