Oh, the Slytherin boys are spiteful,

Ron's tongue is so delightful.

Harry will enjoy the show,

Let him blow, let him blow, let him blow.

Harry really likes the jobbing,

Ron's head is busy bobbing,

Harry's pants are pulled way down low,

Let him blow, let him blow, let him blow.

Seamus' eyes are spying,

Ron's mouth is really trying,

Harry never will say no,

Let him blow, let him blow, let him blow.