Title - How to Cure Snoring

Author - Lena

Website - http://www.geocities.com/simpleadorationtwo/

Pairing - Ron/Harry

Rating - R

Genre - PWP, Humor, Romance

Disclaimers - I don't own Harry or Ron or anything in the HP world. JKR does (and Warner Bros, et al)

A/N - As always thanks to Lorien_Eve for being my beta. The best ever!

Summary - Like the title says...Harry finally finds a way to cure Ron's snoring.

Ron's mouth was hanging open as usual and he was snoring away, loudly...as usual.

Harry tossed and turned, annoyed that he couldn't get any sleep. He looked over to Ron, sleeping soundly in his bed, with the covers wrapped around him.

This snoring has to stop, thought Harry. He kicked the covers off his body and sat up in bed. He leaned back on his hands, looking at Ron, trying to decide what to do.

He got out of bed and quietly, quickly walked over to Ron's bed. He stood over him, knowing what had to be done.

Harry reached down, grabbing Ron's face with his hands, pushing his lips together in a pucker. He placed his mouth on Ron's and kissed him. Hard and long.

Ron's eyes opened wide as he gasped for air but couldn't get any.

"Mummff!!" Ron tried to breath and tried to lift his arms and kick his legs, but they were wrapped in the covers.

Harry let go of Ron and went back to his bed. He crawled under the covers and closed his eyes.

"Whad'ya do that for?" spluttered Ron.

Harry said nothing as he started to fall asleep.

*****

The next night, once again Ron was snoring away and Harry couldn't sleep. Harry got up and walked over to Ron's bed. Once again, he pushed Ron's lips together and bent down to kiss him.

Ron woke up again, spluttering, trying to breathe. Harry let go of him and went back to his bed.

"Harry!" yelled Ron, as Harry crawled under the covers and feel asleep.

*****

When Harry woke up the next morning, he looked over at Ron's bed. The curtains open as always and Ron was lying in bed, though he wasn't asleep. Harry could see Ron's forehead was furrowed.

Harry smiled to himself. He decided Ron probably wasn't sure whether he had been dreaming the last few nights. Neither had spoke about the kisses, but Ron definitely was thinking about them.

*****

That night, Ron fell asleep before Harry, as usual. Harry waited for the snoring to start. He knew it was inevitable. The snoring, then the kissing. He decided he was going to cure Ron of that snoring once and for all.

Sure enough after a few minutes, Ron started snoring. Harry got up and marched over to his bed for the third night in a row. He crawled in the bed, carefully squeezing himself next to Ron. Harry leaned over Ron’s face, and as their lips pressed together, he shoved his hand down Ron’s pajama pants.

Ron’s eyes flew open. He tried to breath. He tried to move, until he felt Harry touching his cock. Ron closed his eyes and tried to relax, letting Harry do whatever he wanted. He felt Harry rub his hand up and down. Ron wrapped his arms around Harry and kissed him back.

Harry pulled his hand from Ron’s pajamas and Ron could feel Harry move to crawl on top of him. Ron pressed his cock up against Harry’s leg and both lay there rubbing themselves against each other. They began to pant and squirm until, very quickly, they moaned as they felt utter relief.

Harry lay on top of Ron for a long while, as their breathing became normal. They both fell asleep with their arms around each other.

Ron never snored again after that, and Harry never bothered to go back to his own bed. Night after night, they curled against each other, kissing and rubbing, until Ron fell into a quiet sleep.

Harry would look at Ron and smile to himself, before he, too, would fall asleep. He had done what no one else had been able to do; make Ron happy and cure his snoring.