SimonTalksRubbish
No, not she-maling, e-mailing! (ho ho)

Feel free to e-mail me with any clues as to where my life has disappeared to! With each day comes an inspiration to discover just why I was put on this planet, as a walking, talking piece of fadge-shite. Exceptional nonsense will be posted on the site. Otherwise, just tell me where I can get a decent priced paper shredder (one of those cool ones that can shred in different patterns!).

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