STUPID/FUNNY FACTS, SAYINGS, ONE-LINERS AND USELESS FACTS.

Bumper stickers (taken from dumb bumpers).

Guns

So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip.
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier
Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
Buy a gun, piss off a liberal.
I got a gun for my wife....good trade!

Alcohol

Rehab is for Quitters
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!
A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on
That's not a beer belly! It's the fuel tank for my sex machine!
Our drinking team has a football problem
Beer -- Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since 1837
Beer is bad... let's finish it!

Breeding

The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
YOU!!! Out of the gene pool
750,000 children disappear each year. Not all the right ones, but it's a start.
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control
So many stupid people, So few comets
Stop Inbreeding! Ban country music.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
100,000,000 sperm cells... and YOU were the fastest?
If a couple divorce in Kentucky, are they still brother and sister?
I hate to think after millions of years of evolution you're the end product.

Useless facts

There is a lawsuit every 30 seconds in the U.S.
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the United States.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter was "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer"
Nearly 3000 merchant vessels were sunk by U-boats in World War II
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed
During the Middle Ages, people used spider webs to try to cure warts.
The 100 year war lasted 116 years.
In the 1800's anyone in England who unsucessfully attempted suicide faced the death penalty.
Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000.
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living.
Sharks have no air bladders, so they must swim constantly or they'll sink.

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