JAGUAR XJ6 / Heat Two Simon followed in 151 Louie Evans in on the pits bend snapping the Jag of the original basher. ( Picture can be seen below)
Simon raced a Jaguar XJ6 numbered 814 for the Wisbech boys. Simon won the DD.
The last World of Shale Qualifier
Mk2 Granada estate (338)
Simon was well on the case in heat one blasting 776 Ady groom. 151 Justin Woolner then laying into Newton and fencing him with Simon doing the latter on the way to a third place.
Ady evened the score in heat two finishing Simon with two hard shots, this finishing simons night.
Simon was at the wheel of a truly epic Daimler Majestic Major limo (OVERS)
Heat 1 - Justin Woolner picked up the slow 337 Adam Reed Rover P4 and followed it in by the pit gate but Justin was decimated by an awesome length of the straight blitz by Simon putting the rear wheels of the series 1 XJ on the rollcage.
Jaguar XJ6
Heat one - Simon wasted no time in blasting 439 Danny Sutton but Simon then copped a hit from 322 Rolly as a result. Reed bounced back to repay Rolly and then take out 178 Carl Cosby XJ and 345 Chewy. 163 Jeremy Nicholls fired into 308 Mick Bradbury only to be hit by Simon who was on form. 811 Pete winter assualted Simon on the way to the flag.
Main race - Simon put Rolly in hard enough to snap the Rambler SST but Simon felt the force of Everitt as a consequence.
Maters race - Spally Austin 3 litre hit Corsby only to be blasted by Simon. Mark Marchant then dealt a head on from Reggie Reed before Simon arrived to give the Kent man a roof bending shot. Simon continued to impress putting in Everett and Hale, the latter recovering to meet Simon in a meaty Head on. Simon still carried on and put Everett away again but was blasted by 331 Boxer Jack.
This ending a lively performance from the Legend.
Simon raced for the Predators in a simply Epic Daimle rMajestic Major Hearse
Heat 8 - Simon dumped Ter Doest into the already formed pile up before also attacking sharky and 69 Frankie Whitelock.
Ford Granada mk2
Heat 1 - Simon piled 53 Justin Garmen into the stricken XJ of 920 James Medley. Simon then followed this up on the next lap by planting 292 Leon Bridge into the pile up.
Team BMS (Balby Moter Spares)
Morris Marina
Ford Granada mk2
Heat one - Simon gave 776 Ady Groom a good shot in the opening race of the evening.
Final - Simon got followed in by 312 Turbo Tom
Jaguar 420G
Heat one - Simon picked up the Austin 3 litre of 4 Dave Wilde who did well to get it round the bend with a closer look at a fence post !
Simon came to rest on the pit bend where he was hammered by Wildy, Tricky also used his Westy to blast Simon.
Overs Heat - Simon led but he chucked the 420g one to many times and clipped the 840 moter breaking his own axle, Dale hughes twice laid into Simon.
DD - Tricky piled into Wrecked Reg but Tricky paid the price with a big hit from Simon. Simon then became the centre of attention as he took a couple of T bones off Kilf (HA VIVA). Wildy then meet Simon in a head on, then Simon hitting back on Wildy. Wildy gave Simon another shot this finally killing the Jaguar 420G.
Leyland EA
Heat one - 454 was on the wrong end of Simon, with Simon carrying on to hit 364 Mark Harden before taking a shot from 4 Simon Stoodley. Simon delivered a fierce T - Bone to 157 Michael Piggots Talbot Express.
Heat two - Simon hit 186 Mick Gedney which caused the already Broken Ea to further fall apart.`
DD - Wayne Burnham (Doormobile) finally finished Simon.
The EA ended the meeting well broken after another good perormance.
Jaguar XJ
Heat one - 879 Reg Reed came under fire from Simon who went onto a 3rd place.
Heat two - Simon hammered Chris Murfin. 151 Justin Woolner stuffed Simon on the restart, this leaving Simon open to a hefty shot from Reggie to silence Simon's XJ.
Ford Granada mk2
Heat one - Simon turned Baileys Chevy Camaro and 348 Sonny Sheerwood around.
Heat two - Simon put the roof up on 789 Rob Taylor well at the start of the second race, with 99 Ritchie Ahern inturn weighing into Simon's MK2.
Final - 401 Psycho reversed into Mushy before Simon took out the latter a few laps later. Pshycho then hooking out Bailey, the latter replying with a head on to the spun 401 only to take a steam from Simon. The cheat 99 then weighing into Simon. Simon T - boned the cheat, then Ahern did an avenging hit by giving Simon a stonking T-bone to put the passengers doors well in.
This ending a lively night for the Legend
Jaguar Xj6
Simon lined up for the title race but the car didn't want to go and it refused to run all day.
Team / Wreckers Jaguar XJ6
Heat one - Ady Groom collected the wreck of 99 Ritchie Ahern and then took a shot from team mate Simon. Simon put 521 Aceash Riley into the dead Volvo 740 estate of 471 Terry Freakes. 322 Rolly met 312 Turbo Tom in a head on then taking a t bone from Simon. 537 Bruno just beat Simon to the Win.
Jaguar XJ6
Revenge race - 85 James Ellis was taken out by Simon. Roar followed Simon through the back of 152 Tony Dows vacated moter wasting the Ford Granada MK3.
MK10 Jaguar (Overs)
Unlimited Championship- Simon used his Mk10 to plant the similarly mounted 238 Lozza into his team mate 77 Darren Austen's Rover P4. Simon fired up the back of the luckless Jolly Jiblet.
Damiler Majestic Major Hearse returnes from icebreaker.
Heat one - Simon used his Majestic to blast 536 Annette Nicholls Rover P5. at the start of the race.811 Pete Winter fx4 Taxi hearse fired up the back of Simons hearse.
Final - The main action of the race being between 811 Pete Winter and Simon who traded hits.
DD - Simon weighed into Pete Winter twice, Garmo and Simon met in a head on
and 252 Mcwibbs A60 gave Simon a shot. Coatie giving Simon a shot like Wibbs did. 606 Mr Boom gave Simon's hearse one on the nose.
Car of the meeting for Simon with a enormous Buick Aerobus estate wagon.
Heat two - Simon shrugged of an early attack from 71 Ciaran Carton, 367 Barry Beevor bluebird then got done by Simon. 287 Gizmo clashed head on with 537 Bruno leaving Gizmo's mk2 Minster open to a big blitz from Simon. 826 Retard Roy Volvo 240 estate managed to spin Simon's 8 door Buick limo at the end of the race.
Heat 3 - Simon steamed 901 Thorny allowing 216 Buzzer XJ to jack the yank. Only to stop the RDC man's Jaguar. Reg Reed fired up the back of Simon's limo. 569 James Radcliffe managed to spin Simon.
Final - 826 Retard Roy attacked Simon, Simon then steaming 786 Calvyn Girling Damiler Ds420 hearse. Simon carried on this legendary performance by blitzing 211 Steptoe Lee mk2 Granada, Retard now T - boning Simon who recovered to do Jacobs. Simon carrying on to further trash Girlings hearse. 71 Ciaran Carton arrived in his smart Jag and he did well jacking up the 27ft Buick of Simon.
This ending another Legendary performance from the Legend 33 SIMON REED!
Ford Granada MK2
Heat one - Simon got spun by 7 Colin Farley on the road bend on the first lap this leaving Simon open to a head on. The Rotar arm snapped this ending his race.
Heat two - Simon spun 99 Ritchie Ahern and a lap later he got picked up by 99 Ritchie Ahern and 99 ran Simon's MK2 around the pit bend armco this causing rear and front end damage to the Granada this ending Simon's race.
Hurricane Final - Simon tried to get some revenge on Ahern by latching onto him but he only managed to spin 99, Simon ended up facing the traffic against the armco on the exit to the road bend and 899 Lee Madden gave Simon a shot and the recovered Ahern gave Simon a head on this ending the day for Simon.
Series 2 Jaguar XJ6
Heat one - In the early part of the race Simon spun on the back straight and recieved quite a bit of damage but Simon managed to keep goin and get a 3rd place.
Heat two - Simon trashed 75 Cory (Granada) with a good follow in on the start of the home straight.
Heat three - At the start of the third race 133 Karly Day was trying to get Simon but he didn't have any success. Simon met 783 Barlow (Granada estate) on the nose but Simon got stuck on the tyres this ending his race.
Final - In the Final Keefy (PB Cresta) was stopped on the start of the home straight so Simon gave him a hit and 2 Jon Bricknell weighed into Simon with a good shot.
DD- A few hits were exchanged by the pit gate and Keefy who amazingly got his snapped Cresta out and he got a good hit from Simon this snapping the moter further!. Then Winnie gave Simon a shot. Simon's Jag was still running but he had became stuck again on the back straight tyres but 54 Winnie gave Simon a good T - bone which knocked Simon off. This move did 54 Winnies throttle cable. Simon thanked 54 with a head on before Simon gave out a T - bone to the huge Yank estate of Gazza. Winnie was given the win and Simon 2nd.
Simon got a Trophy from the sponsers 3 litre Mag for Driver of the day (Overs)
Heat one - At the start of Simon's heat he hit World Champ 22 Dave Vincent, the Soup Kitchen of 359 Mr Mint went in on Simon, and in the end Simon's beast took out the latter and 807 Murfin to the fence. Simon went on to wall 410 Nutty and 133 Whall. Then 752 Cunningam hit Simon. 410 and 727 went in on the huge Library van. 728 Spike in his big Dodge went in on Simon and he went on again to spin the legend on the back straight then Winchester went in on Simon then a recovered Simon went on to take out 359 in the process the Mobile Library knocked out a concrete block ! 364 went after Simon and spun him again on the back straight, as Simon recovered he T boned the soup Kitchen, Simon took out the leading Merc 307 of 19 Joe Mullarkey to end an entertaining race.
Consolation - 186 Mick Gedney in the Dodge 50 bus hit Simon as the consi started and Simon had a go at 207 Westcountry Visitor, Simon went onto fence him, 3 Keith Perrin half spun Simon but the huge Library van came out on top and took 3 to the fence. 256 Alan Dorkins had spun on the pit bend leaving himself open to a hefty T bone from Simon. 324 Latham spun Simon and as Simon did recover he clipped the passing 410 Transit. A jacking train had formed on the back straight so Simon joined in with a portion to 182. On the Home straight 182 was stationary so Simon obliged with a Hefty hit on the transit. Simon went on to follow in 3 again. Simon finished 10th and this meant he qualified for the final !
Final - The 15 lap final started with Simon hitting 359 Rolph, on turn 1 and 2 56 Coe put Simon into the armco with help from the pack this leaving Simon stuck for a few laps. A recovered Simon got T boned by 364, Simon followed in 67 Sparky's Dodge 50 bus on the pit bend and in dramatic style THE ROOF AND THE WHOLE BODY CAME OFF, this leaving bare chassis with just Simon sitting there, the race was immediatly stopped to check if Simon was ok. And Simon was ok he stood up tp applause from the crowd it was a moment which alot of people will remember ! RDC let Simon continue if he wanted and Simon carried on and he took out both 22 and 249 Frosty, Simon then again took out Frosty on the back straight, with 158 Shane Davies going on to spin Simon, Sparky blasted Simon then Simon t boned Gedney ending an Epic race.
Accumulator into DD - RDC let Simon go out and do a few laps but in TRUE simon style he ingnored this and carried on ! The other drivers were warned not to hit Simon as of the danger but in the race Simon was happy and he circulated the track until the DD where he reversed into 67 Sparkey's bus. Simon went on to hit 133. Simon was going for it and he T boned 116 Wanty's Transit hard. Simon reversed out into Baby-Face and Simon did the same to the Doormobile of 564 Coatie. Simon reversed into Jamie start and he took 313 cully into the armco. Simon then kept reversing into giggler then sparky and Simon exchanged reverse hits. Simon t boned 19 then he went and got a hit from 19 Dove toe Joe. Simon reversed into Gedney's bus. 364 Winchester gave Simon and big hit in the drivers side area. With the vans dying down there were alot of little hits and in the end RDC declared 67 and 186 the joint DD winners and they gave Simon an Entertainer trophy !
OVERALL IT WAS A GREAT MEETING WITH ANOTHER LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE BY SIMON !
Jaguar 420G
Heat one - 384 John Golden tried to spin Simon and they battled. Simon went on to play with 39 Peanut. No cars near Simon for a few laps so the Legend rodded (Practice for the rookies !!) A huge jacking train had formed on the scoreboard bend so Simon joined and jacked 201 The Rev hard, this leaving the 420g for a large portion from 202 Kilf. 72 Dez Wood gave Simon a head on. This ending the race.
Heat 2 - Simon started the second race by spinning 206 Dave king on the home straight. Simon went on to latch onto the DS420 low-line hearse of 39 Peanut, 46 Maverick joined in and took Simon over the shale. 264 Mark Wellend attacked Simon and he spun the Jag on the home straight. Simon came 5th in this race.
Final - 201 The Rev picked Simon up on the home straight but Simon held on. Simon pulled off on the back straight as the Jaguar engine kept cutting out.
DD - Simon started the D.D by taking in 72 Dez Wood to the scoreboard bend fence hard. 264 Coming in to hit Simon. 702 James Dodge A60 took Simon out on the back straight. After this Simon got spun by 310 Morris minor on the home straight. 283 Webby T - boned Simon hard. Simon did a decent hit on 245 Jack France A60, then 245 in turn did Simon. This ending Simons night.
EA Horsebox
Heat one - Simon took 126 Transit out on the back straight. The large back door fell down after this and it was dragging around the track. 8 the A team Transit was a sitting duck on the end of the home straight so Simon gave him a large portion. Simon rodded for a few laps (practie 4 rookies me thinks !) 776 Ady Groom turned the Horsebox out on turn 1 this taking Simon out of his 2nd place, This trashing the back ramp ! Simon went around to the back straight and gave 157 Piglet a good follow in. This ending a lively race.
Heat 2 - Simon took in 186 Mick Gedney and 19 Mullarkey tryed to spin Simon in the transit. Simon latched onto 174 and then Simon got 18 back but in the process Simon spun himself, 728 Spike gave simon a large T - bone on the back straight, Simon spun 19 again on the back straight. 334 Greeny in the transit tried to do Simon and he spun him all the way around the first turn but Simon done well and held on. Simon tried to get Greeny back and in the end he got him. Simon got him on the home straight. Simon was going round with a smile so he was clearly having fun ! 174 spun Simon on home straight which nearly rolled Simon. This left Simon stuck on the tyres and he was rocking the van to get off but this was the end of an eventful race.
Final - Simon took out Shaun Randell out on the back straight. The side door fell down and was hanging by the side of the van. Simon leaned in 186, and he went on to lean in Spike Dray and Gedney at the same time. Nutty spun Simon on the home straight. A passing Ambulance got reverse T - boned into by Simon. Spike came down the home straight quickly and gave the Horsebox a large T - bone. Simon then ran into the empty 157 Transit and the hanging side door wacked into the the van as Simon was trying to get the door off and he finally did !
Caravan race - Spike hit Simon's van early on and the back started to come off. The Caravan wasnt handling to well the tire pressures must of been wrong !! Simon drove straight through 238 Lozza's caravan trashing it in impressive style. Lozza went onto dish sum punishment out to Simon's van. Simon reverse T - bone the 111 Transit and again over the caravan wreckage. As Simon went down the back straight the caravan was being towed a few metres behind! He came round and gave 111 another shot in the pile up on the road bend. The caravan was dragging under the front of the Horsebox so Simon tried to get rid of it. There were hardly any Vans and Caravans going so the race was stopped in the end Simon was given a 3rd place.
D.D - Simon got pushed into a tire by 345 Nick Souter, Simon gave 4 a big T - bone. 111 gave Simon a shot on the 2nd turn. Simon reversed down the home straight into 146. Simon went onto do a big hit on 333. Simon reversed into 111 again. Simon went in on Spikes collapsing Merc. Simon reversed into 128 Teabag hard and he did it again. Simon his 111 on the entrance to the home straight. Spike T - boned Simon, this helped Simon get running again. Simon reversed into 65. And 65 repaid Simon with another hit. 65 gave Simon another hit on the home straight, then Simon got 65 back. 728 Spike got some speed up and did a good hit on Simon. 65 Took a large run up and gave Simon a big shot and the Horsebox started to fall apart more. After this Simon was the last van running so he won the D.D.
Another entertaining days racing from the legend just shows that you dont need a race tuned v6 engine in a transit ! You can do well enough with Horsepower !
Nissan Primera / Team Impact
Scrutineering - After Malicious rumours of having an Ironed up Primera Simon sailed through scrutineering !
Race 1 - Simon was in the lead for the first couple of laps, he spun 288 Taz in the home straight. Simon was in 2nd place. Simon t -bones 77 on the back straight but 77 held Simon against the wall. Simon spun 357 on home straight. He then put 131 in on the road bend. Simon placed in 4th.
Race 3 - Simon started on pole. Simon lead the first few laps with his team mate 410 Darren Barry. Simon gave 287 a shot on the back straight, the he went onto turn 263 left on the back straight. 410 Nearly spun his team mate Simon ! 100 Tried to take Simon out but didn't suceed. Simon took out 30 on back straight. Simon got a 2nd place.
Final - After a couple of laps Simon pulled off after a couple pf laps with a broken driveshaft.
Overall Team Impact came out the Norfolk Team Champions winning by 50 points
Jaguar Coupe
Heat four - Simon started 2nd row and he put 553 Garmo and 202 in on the pit bend. He then went into the lead just as the race was being red flagged.
Restart - Simon spins 303 Copey's yank into the fence with the pack helping as they went in. He then went on to spin 88 Jag on the home straight. Simon hit 265 Foster on the home straight. Restart again and 99 Ahern had a go at Simon and The legend went on to spin 171 Madden on back straight and he spun 137 Turner aswell. He went and spun 171 again. 290 then Spun the Coupe. Ahern landed a meaty head on to Simon on the road turn at end of home straight. No finish.
Consolation 2 - Simon was in 3rd quickly moving into 2nd. Simon took 238 Left on the back straight and then Mushy on the home straight. Simon was in the lead and he spun 137 Turner on the back straight and a head on from 753 Young gun made him lose the lead. Simon on oppo done a good shot on 414 Granada estate, he then went in again and once more for luck !. Calvyn Girling in his huge yank estate done a big hit on the pit bend on oppo !
This ending a quite lively night for the Wisbech Legend with the Jag well broken !
Jaguar XJ6
Last chance Qualifier - Simon spun on turn 1 on his own and got done by 557 Paranoid P5 Coupe! Simon got back out on the back straight then he took on the p5 and hit it over the back wheel albeit being pushed into the Rover. Simon did a good hit on 251 Spiderman on the road bend, Simon got stuck into the back of the Granada but managed to get out. Simon took 110 Maddog in on the road turn. Simon was circulating in a snapping Jag ! He managed to qualify for the world race !
World Final - Simon started at the back of the grid (41 cars) Simon hassled 417 Dan Davey into the fence then goin onto the wall 724 Digger on the power station bend. Simon put 129 Marsh into a parked car and tyre givin the 129 Granada estate some good damage. Yellow flags came out but Simon couldnt get going again.
Simon fixed and was going to go out for the D.D but the car failed to start this ending in a fairly eventful day !
Cadillac Fleetwood hearse
Pre race rain meant that wet tyre pressures were needed !!
Overs Championship race - Simon started on pole !! Simon was in the lead for a couple of laps. 451 Followed Simon in on the west bend, he went on to jack up the Irish Rover P4. On the other bend on the next lap Mad Mouse hit Simon and pushed him into the wall as the yellow flags came out. Simon was a Non Starter staying on the infeld
This was the only race the legend managed to do as of damage to Front suspension this will be repaired properly and the car can be seen at Ipswich Gala night !
A60
Heat one (A60 race) - Simon started on row 2 and his race started by being hassled by Metal Wrecker 484 on lap 1. Simon was currently in 3rd place. He then went on to take out a metal wrecker on the power station turn. Simon raced around for a few laps until he spun the 665 A60 of Scarlett on the back straight. Simon ended the race pretty much damage free !
Heat 2 - As heat 2 got going Simon have Dodgy Darren's wolzy 1500 a good jacking coming onto the back straight. 22 World Champ Vincent took out The legend on turn 3 and 4 and Simon recovered on the home straight and carried on to Push and Spin 823 Metal Wrecker. 14 Colin lacey spins Simon on the road turn as a Metal Wrecker gives Simon a shot and 177 Whitehead gives the A60 a shot on the back straight. End of the race !
Final - 412 hassled Simon into turn 1. Mid - way through the race Simon dished out a good jacking to 500 Billy Wenham on the back straight. Fairly quite race which then went into a dd.
DD - Simon went in on 611 on back straight. Then carried on and done the same to 412 Spike. Simon jacked 313 Mick Cotton on the road bend turn. 768 Girling has a go at Simon only managing to spin him but Girling soon made up giving the legend a head on. Simon got going and dished out a head on to 480 Caple on road turn. Then reversing into Mayhem and 22 Vincent. 768 went in on Simon as 33! went on to hit Vincent head on. All the action happening on the road turn now. Mr mint 359 got going and his car ended up next to fence where Simon gave him a large T bone to end Rolph's DD. Simon jacked up Girling pretty good and he did it again on the home straight. After this Girling gets His revenge by doing the same to Simon and on the power station bend Girling Jacks up a stationary Wolzy 16/60 of Simon.
This ending Simons night with a 2nd place in dd. Overall a fairly decent evenings racing on the shale.
Used Caddy Fleetwood hearse
Heat 1 - the first race of the night started lively with Simon picked up gladiatior 423 oliver to eventually spin him. Simon took out 701 on the home straight. On the race re - start Simon hammered into the pile up taking in 643 Whybra. After this the huge hearse lost if steering a bit and Simon took to the shale were he saw 726 Retaed Roy on the edge so the legend went and hit him off the shale. Going into the turnstile bend Simon steamed into another pile up which had formed, after this he dished out a head on to the mk2 Limo of 53 Garmo. The hearse was layed across the track now and 726 Retard homed in with a stonking T bone leaving little damage on the hearse but snapping his vole in the process! this ending a lively race
Final - Simon jacked 899 on home straight, as the wisbech legend got back going Buzzer had a go at the hearse it did'nt work much only spining the caddy. Buzzer then spun the hearse again into the turn 3 fencing and then into Retard Roy. 439 Danny Sutton in the Mk2 Granny hearse went in on Simon giving him a shot on home straight just as the race came to an end.
DD - Simon dished out a meaty hit to 701 at the start of the dd. Buzzer spun Simon yet again on the back straight then next time around he gave Simon a large portion in his XJ Jag. As Simon was on turnstile bend 569 Radcliffe gave him a large head on. Buzzer got another hit on as the hearse started to fall over to the left side. The tyre had come away from the wheel meaning the beast went no further!
Overall a decent nights action!
Toyota Corolla / Team = Saloonatics
Race 1 - 776 Groom pushed Simon up the home straight at the start of the race, Ray 542 spun Simon out on turn 2, The legend in non familiar Fwd got going again until 11 Racey put Simon into a parked car and then the indfield 33! race coming to and end with a Flat tyre
Race 2 - At the start of Simon's 2nd race of the day 307 tried to take him out he was unable to do so and Simon was rodding in 2nd place for a couple of laps, Wilf Speak pushed Simon wide on turn 1 this making simon loose 2nd spot, A couple of laps later the Legend and 560 took a trip into the infield blocks, after he got going he spun 429 Peachy in the escort on the back straight. 294 stinky's Ashley turned the saloonatic into the fence by the pit bend, Simons race was coming to an earlier end due to another flat tyre, 216 having a go at the Corolla but that was the end of Simon's race.
Acculator non qualifiers - Simon spun on turn 4 by 287 Gizmo and on the entrance to the pit bend Simon was caught up in a pile up. End of his race.
Zie D.D - 85 Ellis and Simon met at the start of the DD, Simon going onto have head on's with The Bob and team V car on the home straight. Reedy then jacked up 19 on the pits bend, With 47 Condoms Andy Davies giving the legend a large portion of his sunny. Simon overcame this and dished out a hefty shot to 450 Stinkbridge with 162 then pilling in to end a fairly lively day with punctures being a pain in the ass at times !
FG Prison Van
Heat 1 - Roof came off to leave the way for Ronnie Biggs, The Yorkshire Ripper, Harold Shipman and Saddam Hussein all to escapae down saddlebow road never to be seen again.