A few annoying things for your enjoyment. Special thanks to Jon Edgar for his contributions to the cause. Somebody give that boy a chin strap!
- Reality TV shows
- People who don't idolize Rue McLanahan
- Boy Bands
- Coaches and players who give more than 100% (George Carlin)
- Smoking
- "Who let the dogs out"
- Fake foreign accents (Vogel)
- Kenny Loggins. Anyone responsible for something as evil as "Highway to the Danger Zone" must have close ties with Satan.
- People who don't use their turn signal
- People who spend 20K souping up Honda Civics. Just buy a different car.
- Clerks who answer questions about the store's inventory using the first person; "I don't think I have any more of those in stock." Oh really? Maybe because it's not your store.
- Pronouncing Washington as "Warshington"
- Using your hands for quotation marks
- That hankerchief that people put in their suit pocket--you are sweet buddy
- The word "diva"
- The song "funk soul brutha"--over and over again
- Mimes
- The phrase, "that is a little more information than I needed."--I'll give you some more information you geek
- Suspenders
- Sweater vests
- People who like to use the "chicken and the egg" analogy and think it is pretty clever
- Acronyms like "NIMBY"--it means "not in my backyard" for those of you who are not yet edumucated.
- The words "party foul, buzzkill, or social" when you are just trying to have a beer in peace
- People who systematically guide you through their entire drink menu for the night and end the discussion with the phrase, "I was soooooo messed up!"
- Annoying halloween costumes
Women:(excuses for chicks to dress slutty to get attention but act like they really care about the costume or halloween):
-Charlie's angels
-Cat woman
-Fembots
-Britney spears
-French maid
-Hooker
Men:
-Anything unecessarily tight to show off
-Fat Bastard
-Superheros (with tights)
-Football player
-Rapper
- Annoying TV Shows
-Celebrity Death Match
-Daria
-King of the Hill