Here is a picture of me and the boys at the beach this summer. Dave "Prophylactic" Mentall is on the left, Steve "Honalee" Daigle is in the middle, and that's me on the right. I'm just a normal guy so I don't have any weird nicknames.
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This next picture documents one of the best days in Alyson "Ziggety" Zehner's young life. I was able to snap this picture as the strapping convenience store clerk, known only as Mohammed, swept her off her feet and proposed to her. I can't show the next sequence of photos due to some decency law recently passed by Tipper Gore.
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This is the Labor Day Dewey Beach group. The girl in the middle was recently featured on "America's Most Wanted" for her connections to a rogue band of beach-goers who drink excessively and force others to consume alcohol against their will by raising their glasses and yelling "social" every three minutes. They have also been known to use the terms "buzz kill," "party foul," and "that's a little more information than I needed." She is known by the aliases "Eileen," "Leeny," "Leeny_Beeny," and her indian name "Whine-too-much." She has a tatoo of Little Jackie Paper on her right forearm and frequently wears a late 1980's vintage Bon Jovi "Bad Medicine" t-shirt.
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