Outtakes from Union
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SimonBob hopped into his Chevy '69, drove down the street to the Temple, opened the great red-and-green checked doors, and shouted to the assembled denziens of evil, "WHO WANTS SOME?!" Then Pokey appeared and shot him in the back with an evil beam.
SimonBob was so surprised that Pokey needed to shoot him twice more before he fell over.
Except he kinda didn't fall over. He just stared at Pokey for a minute. Then he asked "What, are you kiddin' me? Gimme that.." They started wrestling for the gun, when a voice hollered "CUT!" and the screen went black.
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Pokey went to where he had killed SimonBob before.
SimonBob was no longer there. Where his body had been lying, there was only dead grass.
"What? Where is he? Doesn't anyone stay put when you kill them anymore?"
"Hey, I just went over here.." Pokey spun around; SimonBob had been standing just outside of his range of vision all along.
A loud voice cut in on Pokey's stunned glance: "SIMON, GET OUT OF THE SHOT!" SimonBob looked in the direction of the voice and said "Whoops." Then the screen went black.
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Clarence took a growling leap at Mike. Mike, seeing the advance clearly before it took place, stepped casually to the side. "Crazy dog." Clarence fell off of the cliff, but not to his demise. He started to hover.
<Heh heh, you thought you could - WOAH!> Clarence dipped downwards. Mike thought he could see some wires holding him up. One of the wires was sn-*SNAP* Two of th-*SNAP* Three-*SNAP* Four-*SNAP* Clarence wasn't hovering anymore. Mike leaned over the side of the cliff and yelled "You okay?"
<MEDIC!> hollered back Clarence. The screen went black.
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"Clarence! What the heck are you doing!?" Luna yelled crossly, charging at the wolf, who in his suprise, dropped the knife that he had been holding in his mouth, unusually close to Anthadd's chest. In his surprise, Clarence jumped back and accidentally fell into a flower bush. He emerged with a rose in his teeth.
<Umm.. for you?> He grinned a wolfish grin at Luna.
Luna held in her laughter for about half a second. Then a voice yelled "CUT!!" and the screen went black.
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Pokey pinned Clarence to the ground with a Stellar shot, then shouted out. "Enough! I have to stop them from reaching the temple! And if you can't be trusted, I'll just have to destroy you!" He began powering up his dark powers, the very waves of hatred that had sent SimonBob to his doom.
The resulting blast reminded Clarence of a fresh spring breeze, the kind that doesn't hurt at all and doesn't look impressive on a movie screen. He sighed. <We've tried this scene twenty times, and that's the best you can do! Just let Light & Magic do the freaking special effect!>
"No way! I can do this, I just gotta power it up right..." Pokey turned his hands over a few times, trying to remember the pattern to charge the correct attack.
Clarence sighed and began to walk off. <I don't care. I'll be in my trailer. Call me when this guy doesn't suck.>
"Hey, come back here! Sagitta Halt!"
<Bite me!>
And the screen went black.