"AGGGGGGH!" Luna screamed, shooting her boombox. "I keep forgetting that the first song of the Pokemon: The Movie soundtrack is the Pokemon opening song! And I had the volume turned all the way up... ahhh, my eaaaaarsss..."
"That song rules!" Poo commented.
"Fast-forward to Polkamon," SimonBob requested. He tilted his head in thought. "Or is that on PTM:2K?"
"It's the first movie soundtrack," Luna explained. "It rocks."
She started to sing as Godeg walked in and fell asleep in the corner. "Got introduced to you by a friend... You were cute and all that, baby you set the trend, yes you did, ah... Next thing I know, we're down at the cinema, we're sittin' there and you say you love me, what's that about?"
SimonBob joined in. "Don't say you love me, you don't even know me, if you really want me, then give me some time..." He traded a high-five with Luna.
"Of course, that song has ZIP to do with the movie," he philosophized. "Nobody liked poor ol' Mewtwo."
"I have Pokemon: TFM," Poo said. "It's my brother's, though," he hastily amended.
"Yeah, right!" came Godeg's tired voice from the corner. "We all know it's yours."
"Hey, aren't you asleep?" Poo said irritably.
"Yeah."
"Go away," Poo demanded. "And quiet about that movie thing."
Unfortunately, Simon was already getting up on a podium with lots of microphones. "My fellow Sm.Netters... Poo owns the first Pokemon movie. That is all."
"You dummy!" Poo shouted as Luna giggled. "It's Pokemon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back!" Luna's giggles broke into full-fledged laughter.
Simon shrugged. "Same difference."
"It's also Pikachu's Summer Vacation," Poo went on, "where Pikachu and his friends relax at a theme park made juuuuust for Pokemon. They make enemies, but when Charizard gets his head stuck in a pipe, enemies become allies as they figure out a way to save their friend." Luna and Simon gave him a round of applause as he bowed and thanked them.
"Oh Poo!" Luna sighed mockingly. "You're so incredibly masculine! Pokemon is so incredibly sauve and cool!"
Poo looked surprised. "That's the last thing I would expect anyone to say after I gave a synopsis on Pikachu's Summer Vacation"
"You were expecting something like 'You're a lamer?'" Simon suggested.
"Not really. Pokemon is cool."
Luna ran at Poo, tackling him and punching him several times in the stomach before squeezing him.
Gauntlet was puzzled.
"Hey!" Poo shouted. "Stop killing me!"
Luna ignored him. "Oh, Poo, since you're so incredibly masculine, you won't mind if I knocked all the air out of you, and made sure you can't breath, right???"
SimonBob fell over backwards, laughing his head off. He looked up in time to see Luna looking at Poo with puppy eyes.
"Heh. Puppy eyes... Nobody can resist those." This gave Simon a malicious idea. He performed 'puppy eyes' of his own, then asked "Luna, can I pleeeeease win Easy Trivia?"
Gauntlet grew suspicious as Luna fwakked Simon with a section of pipe.
Poo was still dazed. "Puppy dog eyes? But...Reagan!" Luna noticed this and went back to sqeezing him, giving Simon a chance to eat the pipe.
Oh Poo," Luna sighed, "we were MEANT for each other!"
Gauntlet was deep in thought.
"Can you breath?" Luna asked rhetorically. "No? That's okay!"
"But... Reagan..." Poo tried to say. Gauntlet raised an eyebrow in expectation.
Luna finally squeezed the last breath of air out of Poo. "Poo?? Poo!?!? OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!! HE'S DEEEEEEEEEADDDD!!!!!!"
"HA HA!" laughed Simon, as Gauntlet realized his true plan too late. "Didn't realize he was inflatable, did you!"
"SimonBob!" shouted Luna, shocked. "You fiend! You knew I was trying to get his boombox, didn't you!"
"MWA HA HA!" SimonBob popped the fake Poo with a pin.
Gauntlet decided not to say anything, as he might sound terribly stupid.
Luna grabbed the real Poo by the front of his shirt, but he spoke before she could. "I'm dumping you, Luna. I'm going for Reagan. NO MORE LUNA!"
Luna fixed Poo with a steely glare. "Write me in your will as the soul person of all your belongings," she growled, "or I will be forced to KILL YOU."
Gauntlet frowned. "Whose Line is on... I gotta go," he said, backing towards the door.
"You couldn't kill me if you tried," Simon said from the side. He grinned slightly. "And you did once, remember?"
Luna slammed poo against the wall, pulling out a sharp-looking knife. "I could slice your aorta right here, right now."
Simon knocked Luna's arm against the wall, knocking the knife away. "I don't think so."
Gauntlet hurried over and grabbed the fallen knife. "Knives are bad..." He started to leave, taking the knife with him.
Realizing that she was in big trouble, Luna tried a new tactic. "You guys are meeeeean!!!" By way of response to this, Simon Matrix-jumped into the air and kicked Luna across the room.
"Oh, fine," said Gauntlet. He gave the knife back to Luna when she landed next to him.
NeoPaula walked in as Luna flipped back into position. "IDIOT!" Simon yelled at Gauntlet.
Luna grinned wickedly. "Bring it on, Bob!"
"Okay, now i really have to go. Careful with that knife, Luna... Use it wisely." Gauntlet turned and fled from the room.
Luna brandished the knife as Simon pulled a big sharp katana out of his flannel. Luna tossed the knife, but Simon swung the katana and knocked it away. "You'll have to try harder..."
Luna grabbed a stave, which Simon chopped in half. Luna shoved half the stave into Simon's groin. Meanwhile, Neo grabbed a staff and whomped Simon on the head with it.
"Ow, ow!" Simon fell on the floor, accidentally impaling himself on his own katana. "Owwwch." Luna picked up the katana, shoving it through Simon's body a couple more times.
"Ow ow ow ow owwww." Simon died.
"Yessssss!" Luna hissed.
Simon was then revived by his own Life 3 spell. "I LIVE... AGAIN!"
Luna said something along the lines of "$#*&(#@&! Argh, curse you!" She brandished the katana as Simon recast Life 3.
Simon got out the Masamune as Luna sliced his leg off. Unfortunately, Simon grew back a new leg. "Hmm," Luna thought, "maybe the arms would've been safer."
Luna sliced off Simon's sword arm, but Simon simmply picked up the cut-off leg and beat Luna with it. "Too bad I'm ambidextrous!"
"Hey, OW!" Luna picked up Neo.
"Woah." Simon was paused by this sight, giving Luna time to hit him on the head with Neo.
"Owch." Simon picked up his sword arm and sewed it back into place.
The three of them just looked at each other for a moment. Finally, Simon broke the silence.
"I think we've both proved our points now..."
"I think so," Luna agreed.
"I'll see you in another time, another space." Simon disappeared in a puff of logic.
Gauntlet wandered back into the room. "Well, Whose Line is a rerun..." He stopped, noticing Neo being held by Luna, Simon's severed leg, and the copious amounts of blood.
Neo chuckled quietly.

*** Disconnected