South_Park

South Park: Bigger; Longer and Uncut:
Toilet humour, songs with the title "Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch", bad impressions and every possible fart joke imaginable. Yes, you guessed it: I'm talking about South Park...
When South Park was first unleashed in the world a couple of years ago, it threw controversy around the globe because of its dirty language and humiliating topics the series handled. But the show got popular among teenagers and those who act like teenagers and buried its way into their minds. So the creators behind South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, had no choice but to make a movie of their controversial show...

The film is about Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four third-graders from the little, quiet, overtop, peaceful (ahem) mountain town of South Park. The children go see the movie of their favourite cartoon named Terrance and Phillip.
But the movie, titled Asses of Fire, has some very naughty vocabulary and the kids soon pick up the language themselves after watching the movie a lot, mmmkay?
It doesn't take long or their moms find out and form a protest against the movie of Terrance and Phillip, who happen to be Canadian. So the people of South Park believe that the only way of curing their cute, innocent -cough- kiddies from swearing isn't a swear-jar, but an actual war against Canada, well it's not even a real country anyway...

Expect to see appearances of Satan and his boyfriend Saddam Hussein -who was killed by a pack of wild boars six weeks ago- as they're here to wreak havoc and have a few gay times and a few ermm, not so gay times; and with gay I don't mean jolly, but penetration of the bum. Other celebrities will drop by as well, so you'll see Winona Ryder, the Baldwin Brothers, Bill Clinton and Yippy, the backflipping dog (applause) doing whatever it is they do.

A few good laughs and some nice songs to accompany the story make sure the film is quite amusing, all this together with some killing, rehabilitation, traditional Canadian jokes and you've got South Park: the movie.
But that's where the fun stops, this is just like watching a long episode with some extras: Kenny gets killed -again!, Brian Boitano saves the human race -again!, Cartman is ready to kick some people in the nuts and go home -again!,...

So it's technically the same stuff all over again, just bigger, longer and uncut. South Park is a film purely to watch for fun: see it, experience it, enjoy it, but do take it with a pinch of salt!
Respect my fucking authoritah!! **
Rikki Van Gas