Once upon a time, there was a silly man who reached for the stars and fell over.
Resume/Curriculum Vitae
Name : Simon Demis Skupham
Date of birth : Friday 15th July 1977, about 1.32pm, BST, in Preston, Lancashire, England.

Nationality : Lancastrian/English/British/European
Owner of a car and a mobile phone (still).
Education : 9 GCSE's, 4 A-Levels and an ECDL.
EXPERIENCE
What can I say? Life is one long experience to me. But here are the main points again:-
1977 Born.
1983 Nearly died of encephalitis, not to mention chickenpox.
1985 Moved from Lincolnshire to Lancashire.
1988-95 Attended Grammar School, left with full qualifiactions.
1995-6 Started University, but dropped out. I spent the grant not on beer, but on books. No, I'm not proud.
1995 Started work in a supermarket. (1 day a week)
1996 Became part-time in the supermarket. (3 days a week)
1999 Became full-time (6 days a week), with responsibilities for stock control and stock ordering.
2001 Started this web-site!
2002 Left the supermarket in July, 10 months after first deciding to, but with no forward plans.
2003 Finally started a new job in September as a Data Cleansing Clerk. This ran until December.
2004 Signed with an employment agency. Spent 3 weeks as a Filing Clerk at Preston Primary Care Trust in February. Then 3 and a half weeks as an Administrator at Preston City Council. Then... 3 weeks at Lancashire County Council. Then, short spells at Morrisons Utility Services, Reilor Ltd, Home Hotline...
2005 ...and Enterprise plc. In September, I started a new non-agency chapter... at CCA in Fulwood, Preston.
2006 CCA asked me back...
2007 ...and again. I was there for months on end.
2008
INTERESTS AND ACTiVITIES Reading books, writing short stories, watching television, going out with friends, driving my car, surfing web-sites, and much much more...!
I may not be innocent, but I am not the only one who is guilty.
MOTTO
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