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JOKE!
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IT WAS A SLOW DAY IN HEAVEN,
SO GOD PHONED SATAN TO SEE WHAT
WAS GOING ON DOWN THERE.
"IT'S SLOW HERE TOO",SAID SATAN.
"WELL",GOD SAID,"I THINK A DOG
SHOW MIGHT BE FUN".
"SOUNDS GOOD",SAYS SATAN,"BUT
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? YOU
HAVE ALL THE DOGS UP THERE".
"I KNOW",ANSWERED GOD,"BUT YOU
HAVE ALL THE JUDGES".
THANKS TO AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR.
THESE 2 WHITE GIRLS ARE MY FRIENDS,
DIOR (FROM MARECHAL)& HOLLY.
DON'T YOU LIKE THEIR SNAZZY HAIR CUT?
ME & 2 OF ME KIDS.
CHELSY & PAX.
THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD DO TO
THE JUDGES WE DON'T LIKE :)
MY DAUGHTER CHELSY.
I HAVE STOPPED GROWING NOW.
(MOM SAYS I DON'T LOOK LIKE HER
BABY ANYMORE!).
(WHAT'D SHE EXPECT??
ME TO STAY A BABY FOREVER!!).
I GREW UP MOM!!
PAX MY SON.
A SHOW POODLE HAS TO
BE SOOOOO PATIENT!
PUT THAT "TOILET" JUDGE
IN FRONT OF THIS,he he he
