*Heath: moo

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Dan: I am the mad spooner!!!

*
Reba:Hello, this is Rebecca's refrigerator talking. her computer is too busy to answer at the moment but if you leave a message i will stick it to myself with a magnet. have a nice day! - reba's away message

* Getting water samples for a project:
Emily:: what is that?
heath: what"
Emily: that thing in the water.
Reba: i don't see anything in the water.
Me: i see it right there.
Heath: ok i see it to.
emily: well get it.
Heath ~climbs down and get's it.~ it's a water bottle holder for a bike.
Reba: hey  it can be our mascot.
Me: what are we going to name it?
Emily: well, it's not a sandwich so we can't call it that.
Me: how about "anti-sandwich thing"?

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Heath: god, they way there were kissing! it sounded like someone vaccuming up yogurt!

*
Chad: what if i were leighann's liver?

* Monique
: Reba and i are quite disgusted by your lack of an interesting away message.
Friends *not* from FPC
*Alex: fucker's the snowman

*
Kyle: what a bastard, he just left, again!

*
Kate: Heath, take her back and have good drunk sex. then wake up in the morning and have morning sex! why? because i said so that's why!

*
Linds: oops. i think i killed the fish.
back to links
* I couldn't go out with you if you were dead because, y'know, it would be kinda weird, me dragging a corpse to the movies...- me to reba.

* You Homophone! - me to reba on the topic of highschool acapella.

* I hate deadlines, especially that damn wooshing sound.  - me to reba on the topic of homework

* mine's bigger than yours is..... - me to heath, and other random people

* Life goes on and we all drive an automatic - me to everyone

* ~stands up next to bed~
     "i'm not drunk..i'm just really really tired."
    ~falls onto bed~
     "ok, so maybe i am a little bit druink~
                               - me to heath after drinking

* they had, like, chain sex!!! - me to heath

*
me: I'm going to get a Rat.
  
Mom: where are you going to keep it?
 
me: at heath's
  
Mom: does his mom know this?
  
me: no, and neither does his cat.

*
me: heath, you wnat the rest of my drink?
 
heath; no
  
me: take it anyways.
   
<pause>
  
me: hey! give me back my drink!
   
heath: ok
  
<drinks>
  
me: do you want this now?
 
heath: no
   
me: take it anyway.....

* You're sitting down? good do it. Cause if you were here, you'd have shit yourself. - me to reba

*me:Reba we should find you somebody to fuck, because  sex is fun. You'd really like it.
   reba: really?
   me: nah, i was just guessing.
           - me to reba
Friends *from* FPC
Stuff I said!
Mr. B: "I am the dictator of this house, you will do what i say!"
 
Dad: ~leans over to mom~
           "Am I the dictator?"

* Mom:
Can you hand me the remote incase it rings?

*
Mel: you hate me! you never do anything for me, you never take me anywhere, you never buy me anything. it's always the other two!!!
Family Quotes
Random Strangers
* Some Canadian Guy: So, I am zee first Canadian to talk to you?!
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