| *Heath: moo * Dan: I am the mad spooner!!! *Reba:Hello, this is Rebecca's refrigerator talking. her computer is too busy to answer at the moment but if you leave a message i will stick it to myself with a magnet. have a nice day! - reba's away message * Getting water samples for a project: Emily:: what is that? heath: what" Emily: that thing in the water. Reba: i don't see anything in the water. Me: i see it right there. Heath: ok i see it to. emily: well get it. Heath ~climbs down and get's it.~ it's a water bottle holder for a bike. Reba: hey it can be our mascot. Me: what are we going to name it? Emily: well, it's not a sandwich so we can't call it that. Me: how about "anti-sandwich thing"? * Heath: god, they way there were kissing! it sounded like someone vaccuming up yogurt! * Chad: what if i were leighann's liver? * Monique: Reba and i are quite disgusted by your lack of an interesting away message. |
| Friends *not* from FPC |
| *Alex: fucker's the snowman *Kyle: what a bastard, he just left, again! *Kate: Heath, take her back and have good drunk sex. then wake up in the morning and have morning sex! why? because i said so that's why! * Linds: oops. i think i killed the fish. |
| * I couldn't go out with you if you were dead because, y'know, it would be kinda weird, me dragging a corpse to the movies...- me to reba. * You Homophone! - me to reba on the topic of highschool acapella. * I hate deadlines, especially that damn wooshing sound. - me to reba on the topic of homework * mine's bigger than yours is..... - me to heath, and other random people * Life goes on and we all drive an automatic - me to everyone * ~stands up next to bed~ "i'm not drunk..i'm just really really tired." ~falls onto bed~ "ok, so maybe i am a little bit druink~ - me to heath after drinking * they had, like, chain sex!!! - me to heath * me: I'm going to get a Rat. Mom: where are you going to keep it? me: at heath's Mom: does his mom know this? me: no, and neither does his cat. * me: heath, you wnat the rest of my drink? heath; no me: take it anyways. <pause> me: hey! give me back my drink! heath: ok <drinks> me: do you want this now? heath: no me: take it anyway..... * You're sitting down? good do it. Cause if you were here, you'd have shit yourself. - me to reba *me:Reba we should find you somebody to fuck, because sex is fun. You'd really like it. reba: really? me: nah, i was just guessing. - me to reba |
| Friends *from* FPC |
| Stuff I said! |
| * Mr. B: "I am the dictator of this house, you will do what i say!" Dad: ~leans over to mom~ "Am I the dictator?" * Mom: Can you hand me the remote incase it rings? * Mel: you hate me! you never do anything for me, you never take me anywhere, you never buy me anything. it's always the other two!!! |
| Family Quotes |
| Random Strangers |
| * Some Canadian Guy: So, I am zee first Canadian to talk to you?! |