Funny Motto's
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When you laugh the world laughs with you, but when you cry the world laughs louder.
                                                         -SilverSnake99100

At Mc Donalds our slogan is, if you can kill it, we can grill it.
                                                         -SilverSnake99100

At Mc Donalds we make sure that there is a rat head in every burger.
                                                         -Brenen2000
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Sick Jokes
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Oh my gosh I have to go crap, OHHHHHH, AHH, Wow Shit That Hert. Oh my gosh I shit out bloody shit I think I shoud go to the doctor. after the docter cheked him out he said : when ever you  shit out blood just shove a pillow up your ass, here let me show you . . . there you go when you get home get you girl friend to do it. when the guy got home he asked his girl friend to shove the pillow up his ass, so she did what he said . . . then the guy said hey jenny when you stuffed the pillow up my ass you put one hand on my shoulder and the other was holding the pillow, when the doctor did it he put both hands on my shoulders.
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