Quotes Page
Xena's words of wisdom
"Alright, the rules of survival.  Number one, if you can run, run.  Number two, if you can't run, surrender and then run.  Number three, if outnumbered , let them fight each other while you run...number four..."  "Wait, more running?"  "No...number four is where you talk your way out of it and I know you can do that."-Xena&Gabrielle(Dreamworker)
"Causes are only lost when people give up."-Xena(Black Wolf)
"Only fools and profiteers ask for war."-Xena(Hooves and Harlots)
"I've got the answer to your question.  Are you who you are or who I made you."
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And?"
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You're Gabrielle, bard, Amazon princess, best friend.  Nobody made you who you are, it was already there.  Question is, who would I be without you?."-Xena&Gabrielle(Dirty Half Dozen)
Amarice Says
"Xena!  Wow.  I thought you'd be ...taller."-Amarice(Endgame)
"We're gonna be nailed to crosses tommorrow morning and you two are bragging about doing nothing?"-Amarice(Ides of March)
"Xena, why do we have to see a preacher?  When there are battles to fight, butts to kick."-Amarice(Ides of March)
"Kick butt and take names later."-Amarice(Endgame)
"Chain her to the prophet."
"Oh please, can't you just break my legs?"-Brutus&Amarice(Ides of March)
"I don't feel so good."
"After raspberry jam and raw fish?  Big surprise."-Xena&Amarice(Animal Attraction)
Joxer's Philosophy
"You know, any sister of Gabrielle's is a part of her family"-Joxer(A Family Affair)
"Look, I've known lots of people who've bonded over their mutual hatred for me.  You two for example."-Joxer(Been There, Done That)
From the mouths of villains
"The last time I saw you, you were killing me"-Alti(Between The Lines)
"There's no rest for the wicked"-Draco(Sins of the Past)
Callisto's Corner
"You don't just kill me and walk away."-Callisto(Necessary Evil)
"Aren't you the lucky girl?  You get to spend eternity with me."-Callisto(Fallen Angel)
"Any new husbands since the last one I killed?"-Callisto(Necessary Evil)
As Gabrielle Says...
"I am the ultimate fantasy"-Gabrielle (Fins, Femmes, and Gems)
"I'll rise, but I refuse to shine"-Gabrielle (Been There, Done That)
Them's Fightin' Words
"You picked the wrong woman to get rough with."-Xena (Sins of the Past)
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