"Dont give up on your lost causes, you never know when your luck will change."

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.."

"Dont let people stereotype you, instead, enjoy proving them wrong."

"If we had no faults, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing them in others."

"It is not the facts that are of chief importance, but the light thrown upon them, the meaning in which they are dressed, the conclusions which are drawn from them, and the judgements delivered upon them." Mark Twain.

"Get the facts first. You can distort them later." Mark Twain

"We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears."

"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it." Napoleon I

"Not all of those to whom we do good love us, neither do all those to whom we do evil hate us."

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe

"All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish." Mark Twain

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." Woody Allen

"One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake." Jack Handey

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." Benjamin Franklin

"Our distrust justifies the deceit of others."

"But a man who doesn't dream is like a man who doesn't sweat. He stores up a lot of poison." Truman Capote

"What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety." Mark Twain

"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." Oscar Wilde

"Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions." Woody Allen

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." P. J. O'Rourke

"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain