Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.
Mr. Anthony DeMartino: And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria.
Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?
Jane: Well, what's your defination of true?
Daria: Something that says something.
Jane: What, anything?
Daria: No, something, about something.
Jane: Let me get this straight, you're telling me you want to write something, not just anything, that says something about something.
Daria: Right.
Jane: Gee, who'd ever believe you have trouble communicating?
Trent: The night holds the key
Daria: The key to what?
Trent: I don't know, Daria, it's early.
Jane: A lot of weirdness around here lately.
Daria: Yeah. I won't be sorry to see this day end.
Jane: You say that every day.
Daria: Oh, yeah.