| Thadeous, page two |
| By bodily attacking Rachael I mean they had her literally pinned, Brooke especially. Of course, they hadn't just pinned her for no reason. She had displayed her "I'm so guilty but I'm faking innocence" smile, the one that always gets her into trouble, sometimes when she didn't even do it. Unfortunately, Rachael always looks guilty, especially when she is. I was just getting up to help Rachael in her dire need but my waterbottle spilled. Our only help was that we could honestly say we didn't have Thadeous. Emily caught on and was asking "Where'd you put him?!" but we ignored this. The mob of populars were all over us, ferociously interrogating us, while I irritiatedly tried to mop up the spilled water with a tissue, a spaced out look on my face. I knew Rachael would go first. She would be so easily intimidated by the angry mob. She wasn't as bad as I'd thought. It finnally slipped out: "He's close to home." Most of the crowd rushed off to search out Thadeous, silly little thing that he was. Of course, he was found. Caitlin and I were slightly miffed she had betrayed us, by slightly I mean Caitlin shot off after her yelling "Traitor!" As I said, only slightly miffed. But of course, nobody holds a grudge, at least not us three. I chased after her, not to catch and punish her but to stop her. She'd probably go running away down the hall and not be seen again until 5 minutes after class started. Subdued, we discussed thr future. Rachael: "We just commited popular suicide, you know." Joelle(me): "It doesn't matter, considering we were already dead anyway." Briefly Caitlin and I wanted to do it again some other day, but then I changed my mind after I had calmed down some and we decided a joke was best played only once. BUT! THAT'S NOT ALL! Actually, that's all of the good part. Later, we found out Josh stole Thadeous again. (copycat, wearing out our joke) and he gave it to Jonathan, which was a BAD idea! Guess what he did with that gingerbread magnet? He stuck him down his pants! That's right! But that wasn't good enough for him, NO! Not only did he stick him down his pants, Thadeous went were no plastic gingerbread man magnet has gone before, in that sicko's UNDERWEAR!!! When we were in language, Mr Robbins consfiscated Thadeous, never to have him seen again. The End JUST KIDDING!!!! Considering where he had been, I'm surprised Mr. Robbins even dared TOUCH Thadeous. He didn't keep him forever, and that would make one sorry ending. On Monday we found Thadeous once again in his cozy lopsided circular home. |
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