You know you’re too big a HP fan when…

You've got n major trouble a few times 4 yelling n the middle of
math "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!"

When you find yourself in a bad situation you say "wands out
d'you reckon?

When you get really angry at someone, you point a pencil at them
and say "fernuculus!"

You got in trouble with your parents for the smell of pickling
slugs coming from your room.

You bought yourself an owl and are trying to teach it to hold
still while you tie letters to its leg.

You order pumpkin juice and butterbeer at restaurants.

You wonder why people are staring at that scar you had tattooed
on your forehead.

You permanently injured yourself on your vacation in London by
trying to run into the solid wall behind some old pub...

...and then trying to run into a solid wall at the train
station.

You insult people by calling them "muggles" and "prefects".

You spend your extra time memorising spells in your bedroom...

...which you call your "common room".

When someone uses the phrase "you know who" you yell "Just say
the name, ok?"

You keep referring to people as 'muggles' in conversations and
wonder why people are giving you strange looks...

Even though you're American you've started using:
blimey
crikey
git
blooming
"year" instead of "grade" (1st year = 1st grade).

You see a vending machine and mutter "where are the chocolate
frogs?" or "damn muggle money".

You use terms like faster than you can say quidditch, gulpin'
gargoyles and heapin' hags.

You use extreme self-control not to wear robes.

You accidentally call your friends Ron or Hermione.

You normally hate reading but you've read all the HP books 10
times.

You can be found counting bricks in bars.

You've nearly died because you've jumped in to fireplaces.

You have been seen straightening twigs on broomsticks.

You often jump steps on staircases for no reason.

You say accio to get the remote control.

You can often be heard saying: " 'mazing how muggles get along"
or "what'll they think up next".

You snort every time someone talks about new technology.

If you're 16 or older you press random buttons in cars and then look
out the window at the car (to see if it’s invisible).

You see muggle witches and say "yeah, right".

You've called in radio's asking for the Weird Sisters.

You start tapping posters with a long stick to make the people
move.

If you get a birthday/Christmas card (or whatever) in a red
envelope you scream, hide behind your sofa and tell everyone to
take cover.

You come on a site like this and start trying to find a way to
play very complicated quidditch on the internet!!

You keep referring to people as 'muggles' in conversations and

wonder why people are giving you strange looks...

When you're seen bumping into walls and muttering about
invisibility, with a large, silvery cloak draped over your head.

When you are seen eating jellybeans veeerrry carefully, bracing
yourself before every bite, and then shouting THANK GOD IT WAS
GRAPE!!!

You're seen taking baths with eggs, and yelling at them
underwater.

You're known for checking toilets and sinks for ghosts before
using them.

You go about the house tickling paintings regularly.

You talk VERY quietly whenever beetles are about.

When you start complaining about potion class.

When you take a stick and try to do a full body bind on your
enemy.

You name your pets according to HP characters
example:
cat - Mrs. Norris or Crookshanks
dog- Black
rat- Scabbers
pig- Dudley (hehehehehe).

You carry a little golden ball for a good luck charm.

You accidentally bring a broomstick and a gold spray-painted ball
to soccer practice.

You're trying to get your school name changed to the Gryffindor
Lions.

You often get in trouble for saying the Hogwarts school song
during the pledge of allegiance.

You talk with a British accent 24-7.

You ask the mailman if his owl is sick or injured.

You have been caught sneaking around at night with a blanket around
your head thinking your invisible.

You change your room's ceiling according to the sky outside
example: only at night you have those glow in the dark stars and
moons all over.

Whenever you get in trouble, you blame it on Fred and George
Weasley.

You insist on drinking out of a goblet instead of a cup.

You start a campaign of J.K Rowling for President.

Next to your W.W.J.D bracelet, you have a W.W.H.P.D bracelet.
(What would Harry Potter do?)

You always put too many stamps on your letters when you send them
by postman.

You ask your mirrors for advice.

You find frilly pink umbrellas highly suspicious.

When it's time to make a toast, you have an urge to raise your
glass and say "to Harry Potter- the boy who lived!"

When you wear a cloak when it is cold out.

When you buy your school supplies, you try to use flour and a
fireplace to get to Diagon Alley.

When you carry around a stick, waving it and muttering spells.

When you get red lipstick and scribble a lighting bolt on your
forehead- even when it's NOT Halloween.

When you own a tubful of robes.

When you beg your parents to buy you a pet owl.

When you have memorised all four books.

You are seen in your mother's garden on Sunday mornings,
attempting to de-gnome the flowerbeds. Drat those gnomes! Arghhh!

You stop by local restaurants, flashing a S.P.E.W. badge and
demanding to search the kitchens for house elves...

...and when you are arrested for this offence you remind the
guard of your right to send one owl (to your secret keeper).

You ask the pharmacist for some phoenix tears along with your
daily Prozac.

When you look in the phone books for a H. Potter.... Or Durselys
and swear to send them letter bombs.

When you write on your books, boards or say "I solemnly swear
that I am up to no good" and "mischief managed".

You look for boys who remotely look like Harry or anyone else.

You send so-called Howlers to members of your family.

You try to persuade your dad or mum to make the car fly.

You want a trunk for all your stuff.

You make up a password for your room and no one will enter unless
they know it (i.e. not your mum/dad/sister/brother but your
friends/cousins).

You watch programs and scream to your mum "THAT IS SO HARRY
POTTER!!! THAT'S STEALING!!!"

If you go to the train station and say to yourself out loud "now
where's platform 9 and 3 quarters?"

You do a HP quiz and scream excitedly and make fun of your mate who
didn't know EVERY SINGLE ANSWER.

You wish there was a qualification that studied Harry Potter -
you'd get straight A's.

You make your mum get the Harry Potter talking books so you can
listen to it on the bus.

You listen out for songs that might relate to the film.

You go to a sweet shop and ask for Bertie Bott's every flavour
beans.

You teach young children to say words from the books.

You call your mortal enemy "Squib" or "muggle" or "deatheater".

When you start saying headmaster instead of Principal

If you’re a theatre or drama student , you wish there was a play
about Harry Potter

You write letters or talk about the Ministry of Magic

when someone annoys you , you say ' DON'T BE SUCH A PERCY!!'
or 'SHUT UP WEATHERBY!'

You've christened your home camcorder as Omnioculurs (they're more
or less the same)

You wish your diary would write back

You write down thoughts and put it in a bowl , calling it your
pensieve

Every single material you describe it as , 'wood , 6 inches made
in Taiwan'

You look at name meanings in books and scream with delight when
it means something vital.

you call the local park the 'forbidden forest'

You call repulsive animals or bugs 'fluffy'

you look at your worst lesson in your timetable and go 'Oh no
potions!' When it's something like English

You look for books like Hogwarts a history

You wonder if your tutor is secretly a werewolf