INDEPENDENT MUGGLES

'Aunt' Petunia singing:

Question: Tell me what you think about me

Gotta ring on cell-ys when I'm feelin' da bluuz

Can’t use omninoculers when I wanna zoom

Question: Tell me how you feel about this

Can’t use magic 2 kill if u get dissed

Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills (ECKELTRIK!!!)

Can't use magic to get better when we're sick

The shoes on my feet

I've bought it

The clothes I'm wearing

I've bought it

The rock I'm rockin'

'Cause I don depend on magic

If I wanted the watch you're wearin'

I'll buy it

The house I live in

I've bought it

The car I'm driving

I've bought it

I don depend on magic

(I depend on me)

All da Muggles who independent

Throw your hands up at me

All da non-wizards who cant transform lizards

Throw your hands up at me

Throw your hands up at me

All those wannabes I want your hands up @ me

Throw your hands up at me

Muggles I didn't know you could get down like that

Dumbledore, how your Muggles get down like that

Muggles I didn't know you could get down like that

Dumbledore, how your Muggles get down like that

Tell me how you feel about this

Who would I want if I would wanna live?

I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get

Muggles, it ain't easy bein' independent

Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought

Braggin' on that magic that he gave you is to front

If you're gonna brag make sure it's your magic you flaunt

Don’t depend on magic to give you what you want

The shoes on my feet

I've bought it

The clothes I'm wearing

I've bought it

The rock I'm rockin'

I bought it

'Cause I don depend on magic

If I wanted the watch you're wearin'

I'll buy it

The house I live in

I've bought it

The car I'm driving

I've bought it

I don depend on magic

(I depend on me)

All da Muggles who independent

Throw your hands up at me

All da non-wizards who cant transform lizards

Throw your hands up at me

Throw your hands up at me

All the men n women who feel me

Throw your hands up at me

Muggles I didn't know you could get down like that

Dumbledore, how your Muggles get down like that

Muggles I didn't know you could get down like that

Dumbledore, how your Muggles get down like that

Da board!

Wassup?

You in the house?

Sure 'nuff

We'll break these people off muggle style

Da board where it b

Add water: instantly

No one else can scare me

Dumbledore's Muggles

Whoa

All da Muggles who independent

Throw your hands up at me

All da non-wizards who cant transform lizards

Throw your hands up at me

Throw your hands up at me

All those wannabes I want your hands up @ me

Throw your hands up at me

Muggles I didn't know you could get down like that

Dumbledore, how you Muggleses get down like that

Muggles I didn't know you could get down like that

Dumbledore, how your Muggles get down like that