Lee Jordan:

Ya'll know me still the same ol' Lee

But I been low key

they're crooked cuz they cant understand why we're hooked

and they're

Mad at Rowling cause cuz

she can finally afford to provide her family wit groceries

She gotta a staff at a studio and dat’s fact

Wit a wall full of awards back-2-back

Do us a favour: read the books then tell us what they lack

But ya'll think I'm gonna let her dough freeze

Oh Please

You better bow down on both knees

Who you think brought you the HP?

Who you think won't give up easily?

Hermione, Weasley, Ginny and Siruis D O double G's

And a group that said "let's forget da rules" with ease

Gave you a book full of awesome pages

Then with a threat the Christian rages

And when your book sales wasn't doin too good

Who's the newbie that he told you to go see?

Ya'll better listen up closely

All you Christians that said I was the deevil

ya'll are the reason JK ain't been getting no sleep

So screw ya'll

all ya'll

If ya'll don't like me ignore me

Ya'll are gonna keep messin’ around wit me

And make me respond impolitely

Weasley twins:

Chorus

Nowadays everybody wants to talk like they got something to say

But nothin comes out when they move they lips

Just a buncha gibberish

And those suckas act like they forgot about Lee

So

HP & tryin 2 bring trouble your way

If they wanna resolve things in a subtle way

Then du me a favour and study a copy of da Bible, k?

Wit our walkman on

When we caught a guy givin’ us da wrong finger (u talking 2 me?)

We strangled him off in the parkin’ lot wit his butter finger

We don't give a damn if it's dark or not

It's harder than us tryna park a Dodge

But we're drunk without a buck

Right next to a humungous truck

Hopin’ out wit two broken legs

Tryna walk it off

Forget u 2 lady call the cops

Were gonna screw you and them loud ass good-4-nuttin barkin’ dogs

And when them cops came

Me and Fred stood next to a burnt down house

Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches

And still won't found out

From here on out it's da order of the phoenix

And that'll be da difference between us

We're still loco and nuts

But after all that's said in gone it's plain: we got guts

<Weasley twins still singing>

Lee Jordan

hotter then what ur bordin

Commentates but can still play quidditch

like basketball's Michael Jordan

Callin’ men ladies

Sorry Doc but he been crazy

N a way that u cant save he

When he's gone don’t say 'really'?

[chorus] x2

[Harry]

If it was up to me

Wit your hands out lookin up to me

Like you want 2 dance wit me

When I wasn’t famous then you wasn't bumpin’ 4 me

But now that I got this little company

Now everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease

But you won't get a crumb from me

Cause I'm from the streets of Privet Drive

I told em all

All them little wizards

Who you think helped mold 'em all (Dumbledore!)

Now you wanna run around and talk about wands

Like I ain't got none

What you think I sold 'em all

Cause I stay well off

Now all we get is hate mail all day sayin JK fell off?

What cause she been in the lab wit a pen and a pad

I ain't havin’ that

This is the millennium of witchcraft

Ain't gonna be nothin’ after that

So give me 3 more sing-songs and forget rap

You can have it back

So where's all da mad rappers at

It's like a jungle in this habitat

But all you savage cats

Knew that I was strapped wit gats

When you were cuddled wit bubble bath