COLIN (STAN)

Hermione singing:

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

it's not so bad..

Colin rapping:

Dear Harry

You get beat up but you stand tall &

I try to hang out but you treat me like I'm dead down at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem with my owl or somethin

Sometimes I train owls too sloppy when I buy'em

but anyways; forget it, what's been up? Man how's Hermione?

I gotta girlfriend like you too, you know her

Her name's Ginny and I'm happy I met her

I read about your Uncle Vernon too I'm sorry

My dad had a friend who hated him cause I'm a wizard unlike him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got your name engraved in my fan

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the stuff you did with the chamber too, that stuff was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, I need some callin

just to chat, please I'm hollering

This is Col'n

{Chorus: Hermione}

Dear Harry, you still ain't talked or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's messed UP you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Quidditch game

you didn't have to between us, but you coulda signed an autograph for Denis

That's my little brother man, he's only 'leven years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you,

for four hours and you just said, "No."

That's pretty mean man - you're like his freaking idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we met 2 years ago - you said if I'd chill wit you

you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my mom neither;

she didn't die but wasn't there for me either

I can relate to what your pain you have to go through

so when I have a bad day, I drift away and wish I was with you

cause I don't really got nuttin’ else so nuttin’ helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across my chest

Sometimes I even pray and try to do good deeds

It's like torture, I want you to be friends with me

See everything you go through is real, and I respect you cause you handle it

My dad's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But he don't know you like I know you Harry, no one does

He don't know what it was like for people like us growin’ up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Creevy

P.S.

We should be together too

{Chorus: Hermy}

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last package I ever send your back

It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I trained my owls for them perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm on my broom right now, I'm doing 90 above the lake

Hey Potter, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to fly?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning

but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, and drowsy

and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a talk

I hope you know I ripped ALL your pictures off the wall

I love you Harry, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

See Harry; {*screaming*} Shut up girl! I'm tryin to talk!

Hey Harry, that's my girlfriend screamin on the ground

but I didn't bug, I just left her alone, see I ain't like you

cause if she sees me die she'll suffer more, and then she'll be worse off too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the water's surface now

Oh man, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this stuff out?

{says whoa, whooooaaaaaaa, crashes)

{Chorus: Hermy}

[Harry]

Dear Colin, I meant to write you sooner but I just been too busy to be with you

You said you gotta girlfriend, how far are you two?

Look, I'm really flattered you would admire me like that

and here's an autograph for your brother,

I wrote it on the Starter cap

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the game, I musta missed you

Don't think I pulled that stunt intentionally just to diss you

But what's this stuff you said 'bout your mom not being there for you?

I say that stuff when I'm angry, not for real dude

c'mon - how messed up is you?

You got some issues Colin, I think you need some counseling

to help you & Ginny from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And what's this stuff about us meant to be together?

That type of stuff'll make me not want us to get to know each other

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

or maybe you just need to treat her better

I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but man

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do something crazy just for kicks

I seen this one headline on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude flew his broom on the river and skid

and had his girlfriend was running behind, and this dude was just a kid

and in the lake they found a tape, but they didn't say who he was talking to

Come to think about it, it was from...it was you