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Kima's easy guide to getting sloshed!
On a hot sultry day, beer is recommended. Chilled beer is one of the best ways of beating the boring humid summer days. Even though it doesn't cool u down actually (infact it increases your body temperature!), one feels great after downing a bottle. Scorching heat and present state of mind vanishes as one gulps down a couple of beers. Here, our most common beers are Haywards 5000 and Kingfisher. I prefer the former, not just becoz it got much more alcoholic content, but rather coz i really grew to liking the taste. Liking the taste of beer is an acquired one. But one of the reasons i try to avoid beer is that it gives you a "beer belly". This is definitely a NO for sports persons, as it slows you down in your physical activities, and getting rid of it is not so easy. A couple of sit-ups won't do much good once you've attained it...
Binge drinking is hazardous, even though it is so common among College students. One of the main reason is that, people don't know their own limit. Getting drunk is the furthest one should try to reach, not getting dead sloshed. If you know how to drink, you should also know when to call it quits. When you attain that level between Earth and Heaven, stay there. Otherwise, everything becomes Hell. You may not notice it much other than the puking and blackening out, because you are to to drunk to realise it, but in reality, your body is going through one of the most excrutiating terrible ordeal.
And for the upteenth time, don't mix your drinks. I don't need to bring this point up much, as you'll find everything about it in other pages...
When you're with frens, drink slowly. The guy who drinks up everything very quickly usually ends up being the first one to pass out. Hey, even if he doesn't, well, its your body. Drink slowly at a steady rate, and believe me, gulping down everything and anything laid before you IS NOT Macho... keep that in mind. Never gulp down your drink, unless ofcourse your frens challenge you to one of those drinking competitions...
Some very important facts/lessons i learnt about drinking here in PSG Tech and elsewhere:
1. Never challenge a Warden/ Deputy Warden when you're drunk! Resident Tutors too included!
2. Never go to the exam hall drunk!!! :-)
3. The booze you got for the night is always "just not enough".
4. Never throw a punch at an auto driver! ;-) (B'lore)
5. Don't drink before playing a match!!!
6. The smell of booze is even more noticeable than you think it is... :-)
7. When you're the only one drinking, you're the only one getting drunk, not your neighbour!
8. There's 50% tax on wine at "Le Residency", Coimbi.
9. The bar is the easiest place to find new frens, and lose girlfrens!!!
10. All smirnoffs taste the same, their price just differs.
11. A girl who likes "irish cream" need not be an easy lay!!! ;-)
12. Never make promises you'll regret the next day.
13. Never call up any girl when you're drunk.
14. Don't flirt with your friend's girlfren when you're drunk! :-D
15. Check your wallet first, then order the next drink.
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