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Only thing boy-bands are good at : Making us puke anytime, spoiling our day, making us doubt about our gender, copying every single old-time favourite songs that existed, mis-leading us from true music, eloping with husbands thus breaking up a perfect marriage, and satisfying a gay's most intimate homosexual desire !!! :) |
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Kima's height of " Violence Anticipation " : Putting Eminem, Dr.Dre, Snoop D.D, Fred Durst, Jonathan Davis, Ozzy Osbourne, Dave Mustaine, Tom Araya, Rob Zombie and Lars Ulrich in the same room with West-life, Back Street Boys, N-Sync, Boyzone, O-Town and 5ive... and then locking them up together for a night !!! :) |
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| Kima's Anti-Boyband Pledge |
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I PLEDGE..(Your right hand up to the computer screen and read aloud) I, (your name),Pledge to all that is sane and good and insane and evil on this earth that i will not fall into the trap of the boybands.I will resist their grip of stupid harmonies,cheezy dancing,and their beautiful rock hard abs. i will not buy their merchandise. i will not whine to my friends and relatives about them .I will stay true to good music. if i accept this offer then i will join the anti boyband movement and stay true to myself and my honor and taste. If i decline then I will Humbly go back to my horrid, royaly suck-ish music, I,(your name again) Pledge my loyalty to the Anti boyband movement, real true music and myself. |
Seriously, just take a look at the 5 pics below, and tell me frankly, which one would you rather NOT be in the company of, if you get into a fight ?
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Macho #1
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Macho #2
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Macho #3
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Macho #4
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Macho #5 |
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