| Warning: This joke is most definately sexually explicit... so there you have it! |
| As you all know, Tylenol is acetamiophen. Advil is ibuprofen and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. It announced today that it has settled for mycoxafailin. Other names considered were mycoxafloppin, mydixadrupin, mycoxnoworkin, and mydixarizen. Also, on the agenda is choosing a slogan for the drug. Here are the top ten: 10. Viagra: It's whaaaazzzz up! 9. Viagra: The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra: Like a rock! 7. Viagra: When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight. 6. Viagra: Be all you can be. 5. Viagra: Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman! 3. Viagra: Tastes great! More filling! 2. Viagra: We bring good things to life! And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra: 1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions? |
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