| Warning: This joke is sexually explicit, contains strong language, and somewhat politically incorrect. So turn and run to save your virgin eyes. |
| Jack and Jill, went up a hill, to have a little fun. Stupid Jill, Forgot the pill, And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb; Her father shot it dead, Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn, it had not been the spider that crept up beside her but little Boy Blue and his horn. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dumbass!" There was a little girl, who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead... And when she was good, she was very very good. But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, a sports car... Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast. Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the others got away with minor injuries. Hey Diddle, Diddle, the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock, The little dog laughed to see such fun, then it died of electric shock. Mary had a little lamb, they walked into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up it's ass, and turned it's wool to nylon. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too 'cause he was gay. |
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