| Warning: This joke is politically incorrect. It's also sexual explicit to an extent. So there's your warning! |
| Three indians and a pollock were walking along in the woods. They moved along the base of a mountain until they came upon a small cave. One of the indians moved over to the cave entrance and called in. "Woo! Woo!" Not too long after an answer came back from in the cave. "Woo! Woo!" Then the indian stripped out of his clothes and ran into the cave. The pollock was a bit surprised but he didn't say anything. Now the two indians and the pollock moved along a bit farther until they came to another cave. A bit bigger than the last one. Another indian moved over to the entrance and called in. "Woo! Woo!" And, again, the call came back, "Woo! Woo!" So the indian stripped out of his clothes and rushed into the cave. By now the pollock was getting too curious. So he asked the last indian... "What's going on? What's with the caves?" The indian explained to him, "Every spring the young maidens from our village venture forth to find a cave to wait in. Then the young braves go out to find them. If the maiden is willing to accept the brave then she'll return his call and they'll mate." Now the pollock was very curious. Him and the last indian walked along until they found and even bigger cave. The indian moved over to the cave and yelled in, "Woo! Woo!" and immediately the call came back. "Woo! Woo!" In a flash, the indian whipped out of his clothes and rushed into the cave. Thinking to himself, the pollock continued along for a while when he saw the biggest cave he'd ever seen. Bigger than the last three! It was huge! Looking around, he moved over to the entrance of the cave and called in, "Woo! Woo!" After a bit the call came back, "WOO! WOO!" So the pollock whipped all of his clothes off and rushed into the cave. The headline in the next day's paper read: "Naked Pollock Hit By Train" |
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