Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Great merciful crap...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head before it starves to death. (Creepy... I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home... maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home! What the...)

The flea can jump 350 times it's body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of that pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I'd still rather be a pig... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste their feet. (Something I've always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmm...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (That's a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that one out)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know a few people like that)

Starfish have know brains. (I know quite a few more like that, too)

Polar Bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)