Ode To My Zip Drive
By Swedish Bob
- O Zip Drive My Zip Drive
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You seduced me with your storage space,
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And your portability,
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And your cooperation with my printer,
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Which worked all throught the winter.
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No need to worry about many files on my hard disk,
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I could write them to your many disks,
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And open them at my whim,
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All the files I could now save,
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I was so happy I wanted to rave.
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Yet as lifeless as a plastic paperweight you rest,
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On top of the off-white tower,
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Your Green Diode on which makes me think,
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you still have power.
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Yet, alas my computer won't detect you,
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Even though I have tried to compel it,
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My files are stuck in computer purgatory,
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My e-mails by the 100's, my bookmarks by the dozens, my documents a plenty, and all the neat wallpapers too.
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My patience is waning, and I can't write free verse.
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I fear that our time together is near over,
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When I must venture to Circuit City to find another,
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Like you but who will communicate with the rest,
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And restore my fucking files because I am a nervous wreck!
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