wouldyouliketotouchmyarrow

Would You Like to Touch my Arrow?

01. 08. 2002

Note: This chat involves spoilers from the movie The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, fyi. Also, Legolas is played by Doyle, natch.

<.silver> yo
<.Doyle> my precious
<.silver> heh....stop that!
<.silver> *shudders*
<.Doyle> hehe
<.Doyle> but it's fun to say!
<.silver> freaky gollum freak.
<.Doyle> haha
<.Doyle> you should put that up on the board as a quote of yours
<.silver> heh
<.silver> no, we have a quote by you up for now
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> why oh why you put that one of mine up i'll never know
<.silver> lol
<.silver> 'cause i thought it was funny
[Tue Jan 08 04:16:07 EST 2002] Legolas has no profile.
<.silver> er
<.Legolas> oh...you two
<.silver> *looks around*
<.silver> hi, Lego.
<.Legolas> where's Strider? i'm looking for Strider
<.silver> he's off humping your mom.
<.Doyle> hey, Legless, my man!
<.Legolas> i infact have *two* legs
<.silver> heh
<.Legolas> my mum??
<.silver> yup
<.Doyle> if he and your mum get married you'll be calling him "daddy Stride"
<.silver> hmmmm....i need more water. talk amongst yourselves. brb.
<.Legolas> i'll never call him that!
<.Doyle> so...Strider's humping ya mum
<.Doyle> gonna shoot arrows at him?
<.Legolas> you betcha
<.Doyle> you know, silver's left cause she figures i'll get so bored of talking to just you that i'll leave and she'll be free to jump your bones
<.Legolas> she's a wild one
<.Doyle> would you tape it?
<.Legolas> what? hell no
<.silver> lmfao!!!
<.Doyle> aw
<.Doyle> you could sell it but
<.silver> hee....Legolas, doyle told me i wasn't supposed to bruise you
<.silver> apparently he thinks you're frail
<.Legolas> you better shut your mouth before a stick an arrow in ya bottom lip
<.silver> *snicker*
<.Doyle> i never said that!
<.silver> oh you soooooooo did
<.Doyle> *looks around nervous-like*
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> oh i'm not frail
<.silver> oh i have no doubt
<.silver> you're just quick
<.silver> and nimble
<.silver> and limber......
<.Legolas> and i think he just doesn't want me bruised cause he fancies me
<.silver> and nubile.....aaaaah....
<.silver> who doesn't fancy you?
<.Doyle> listen to yourself!
<.Doyle> what are you saying?!
<.Doyle> dear Glory!
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> i said he does fancy me
<.silver> yeah, he does
<.Legolas> that's why he doesn't want me bruised
<.silver> doyle's got that whole latent thing going on, don't you, doyley? ;)
<.silver> first BB, and now the Lego man.
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> shot your gob
<.silver> lmao
<.Legolas> now now, none of that
<.Doyle> don't flatter yourself, Legolas. i wouldn't give you a second glance...compared to BB
<.silver> *spits water*
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> you say that, but do you mean it?
<.Doyle> hell yes
<.Legolas> look what you did, you made silver the slashy spit water all over the place
<.silver> i have to kinda agree with doyle here.....i mean, you're hot and all, Lego, but Ben Browder's like.....aaaaaaahhhh.
<.silver> and i'm not silver the slashy! lol
<.Legolas> can he shoot arrows? i think not
<.silver> well no.....
<.silver> but do you wear leather pants? noooooooo
<.Doyle> you're known throughout the world as silver the slashy, silv. no escaping it
<.silver> lol
<.silver> oh, teaming up with Lego now, eh?
<.Legolas> i could wear leather
<.silver> just as you wanted it from the start, i'll wager
<.Legolas> we elves look good in leather
<.silver> *g*
<.Legolas> or so i'm told
<.silver> heh...i'll bet you do ;)
<.silver> but still....you're a skinny little thing.
<.silver> Ben Browder's like......*sigh*
<.Doyle> Leolas is mine! all mine! back!
<.Legolas> what?
<.silver> leolas?
<.Doyle> Legolas even
<.silver> heh. make it easy on y ourself. call him legless.
<.Legolas> this was never part of our arrangement
<.silver> ooh, you two have an "arrangement", eh?
<.Doyle> you're all mine, arrow boy
<.silver> lmfao!
<.Legolas> skinny little thing? i resent that
<.Doyle> you tell her, Legless!
<.silver> dude, if this conversation degenerates into thinly veiled "arrow" talk......
<.Legolas> would you not call me that?
<.silver> hee
<.Legolas> oh i've got a whole quiver of arrows
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> i hoped you would
<.silver> oh good god
<.silver> lol
<.silver> *runs away*
<.Doyle> stop her, Legolas!
<.Legolas> how exactly? i have arrows which are made for killing
<.silver> yeah, no shit
<.Doyle> kill. stop. same thing
<.silver> *runs further*
<.silver> hey!
<.Doyle> she's getting away!
<.silver> *gets away*
<.Doyle> *runs after silver the slashy*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> stop!!!!
<.silver> i'm not slashy!
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i don't dooooooooo slash!
<.silver> i say again, you've confused me with qc and b...and any other letters who are into slashy things. but not me.
<.Legolas> *runs after silver the slashy through the trees, much faster than Doyle the dope dealer*
<.Doyle> i don't do dope!
<.silver> lmao
<.Doyle> no confuzzlement, silv
<.silver> *stops to admire Lego running through the woods*
<.silver> and yes, total confuzzlement
<.Legolas> *catches up with silver the slashy as she admires....me*
<.silver> it's the onlyh possible explanation
<.silver> and lol
<.Legolas> *leaps at silver the slashy knocking her down*
<.Legolas> but in a gentle way
<.silver> well, i'd ask what you're going to do with me, now that you've got me, but i know you've only got eyes for doyle. *sniff*
<.silver> and lol
<.Legolas> i have her, Doyle the dope dealer
<.Doyle> quit calling me that
<.silver> *snicker*
<.silver> now now, doyle.....you can't begrudge Lego his little pet names for you.
<.Legolas> Doyle won't mind if i stray from him a little
<.silver> I think they're cuuuuuuuuute
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> and ooh
<.Doyle> i'm right *here*
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> *raises hand cause ew*
<.silver> what? shoosh! put your hand down!
<.silver> *listens intently to Lego*
<.Doyle> make me, quiver slashy woman
<.silver> quiver slashy woman? lmao
<.Legolas> don't talk to my quiver that way
<.silver> *relieves Lego.....mmmm.....ahem. yeah. relieves him of three arrows, shooting them into doyle's chest in succession*
<.Doyle> oh shoosh your mouth girly grl
<.silver> oh, big talk for a pincushion!
<.silver> ;)
<.Doyle> *looks down at three arrows* you're......not.....meant.....to......do.....it.....that......way
<.silver> lol
<.silver> bwa ha ha
<.Doyle> *lives for a bit longer*
<.silver> *runs off with doyle's 2 hobbit friends*
<.Legolas> *taps foot waiting for Doyle the dope dealer's demise*
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> i haven't any hobbit friends
<.silver> hm....wonder who it is i just ran off with, then?
<.Doyle> and i thought *we* were friends, Legolas
<.Legolas> hahaha, that's what i wanted you to think
<.silver> lol
<.silver> in truth, it was all part of his master plan
<.Legolas> but i only ever had my eyes on silver the slashy.......and my possible mother
<.silver> ha ha
<.silver> don't forget Strider
<.silver> i know you want him ;)
<.Doyle> incest a big thing in elven culture huh?
<.silver> hee
<.Legolas> *kicks Doyle in the mouth with boot*
<.silver> man, you're taking a long time to die! lol....holding a conversation and everything
<.Doyle> *spits out some blood*
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> pain's not my friend
<.Legolas> want me to make the pain stop?
<.Doyle> please
<.Legolas> *aims arrow at Doyle's head*
<.Doyle> on second thought, i can stand the pain a bit longer
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> 1...
<.Legolas> 2...
<.silver> stop!!!
<.silver> *knocks Lego aside*
<.silver> i can't let you do it!
<.Legolas> what the...
<.silver> *sob* i can't let you kill doyley!!!
<.silver> even if he wouldn't really be dead anyway, 'cause doyle's not-dead
<.Doyle> Doyle's not dead damnit!
<.silver> hee
<.Legolas> one more second and ya woulda been
<.Doyle> Strider woulda saved me
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> no. Strider would never do that
<.silver> no. 'cause strider's in looooooooooooove with Lego.
<.Legolas> uh....not exactly but he is on *my* side
<.silver> yeah, and i know which side he's on. *snerk*
<.Legolas> so if i want you dead, he'd just stand and watch
<.silver> oh, he does a lot of watching?
<.silver> ;)
<.Doyle> aren't you elves meant to be peaceful-like?
<.Legolas> what kind of twisted elves are you thinking of?
<.Doyle> i dunno....nice ones
<.Legolas> phfft
<.Doyle> i picked you some flowers while lying in the dirt here
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> ooh, how lovely
<.Legolas> *takes flowers*
<.silver> heh...i was about to get all miffed that you picked flowers for LEGO, when I'm the one who just stopped you from being killed.....but then I remembered that I was the one who shot you to begin with so......
<.silver> hee
<.Doyle> *pulls arrow out of Legolas's quiver and stabs him in the gut with one*
<.Legolas> dang
<.silver> ooh! violence!
<.silver> yay!
<.Doyle> silver the slashy gets off on it
<.Legolas> so do i
<.Doyle> another thnig you two have in common
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i don't recall Lego getting off on the violence
<.silver> i'm surei would've remembered that
<.silver> *sure i
<.silver> *g*
<.Legolas> hey, that's right. silver the slashy shot you with those three arrows, not me. and you just stabbed *me* with one, Doyle the dope dealer
<.Doyle> yeah but ya were gonna shoot the final one
<.Legolas> true
<.silver> heh
<.Legolas> what do you say we call a truce?
<.Doyle> fine by me
<.Legolas> *helps Doyle the dope dealer up*
<.Doyle> *pulls three arrows out of body*
<.Legolas> *pulls single arrow out of body*
<.silver> lol. shouldn't you be expiring in the leaves, about now? and then Lego could like, kiss your forehead?
<.Legolas> i'd like those three that were in your gut back if you don't mind
<.Doyle> but they got my blood all on them
<.Legolas> they'll wash
<.Legolas> if i was gonig to kiss anyone's forehead it would be Strider's....or my mum's
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> ha! i infected you with my typoness! "gonig" hehe!
<.silver> lmao
<.Legolas> oh damn
<.Doyle> *runs from Legolas*
<.silver> hm....and how did he get infected, i wonder? *g*
<.Legolas> come back here you stupid little twerp! you're so boring! i hate you!
<.Doyle> i don't transmit any diseases thankyouverymuch
<.silver> heh
<.silver> mmhmm
<.silver> just typos
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> say silv, are you gonna save any of this chat so ya got another one to add to next IS update?
<.Doyle> also, i was thinking, would it be alright to add my Nearscope eps?
<.silver> ya
<.silver> natch ;)
<.silver> and i've already added your nearscope eps
<.Legolas> *runs after Doyle the dope dealer*
<.silver> i'm like....adding stuff as i go along this time. *g*
<.Doyle> woohoo!
<.silver> http://www.geocities.com/sils_sanctuary/crazyness/nearscope.htm
<.silver> for instance
<.Doyle> *runs from Legolas* come and catch me if you can
<.silver> ooh, Lego, he wants you to catch him
<.silver> run, elven boy...run
<.Legolas> i love a good chase before se.....um.......*chases Doyle the dope dealer*
<.silver> lmfao!
<.Doyle> you better not have been going to say what i think you were about to say
<.silver> hehee
<.Legolas> uh....o, no. i was gonna say, "second breakfest"
<.Legolas> after second breakfest
<.Legolas> and i meant to say "o"
<.Doyle> mmmhm
<.silver> heh
<.silver> lol
<.silver> "o"
<.Doyle> i'll just need to go check what the changes to ep3 were
<.Doyle> brb
<.silver> klk
<.silver> kk, rather
<.Legolas> dang, where'd he go?
<.Legolas> does he have the one ring?
<.Legolas> he disappeared
<.silver> heh
<.silver> 'sokay....i'm still hear to keep you company ;)
<.silver> *leers suggestively*
<.Legolas> uh....*is all uncomfortable*
<.silver> mua ha ha ha
<.Legolas> you know, i'm actually kinda involved with um....my mother. yeah, her
<.silver> now you are in my clutches, elven boy
<.silver> lol
<.silver> ew
<.silver> but see, s he's off with strider, anyway
<.silver> and hey, does doyle know you were cheating on him with your mother?
[Tue Jan 08 05:05:19 EST 2002] Doyle has no profile.
<.silver> wb doyley
<.Doyle> hellu silver the slashy
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> *looks at Legolas* my precious
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> *shudders*
<.Legolas> what the...
<.Legolas> no, he doesn't know that
<.silver> lol....doyle.....are you going around saying that at home and stuff too? *g*
<.Doyle> who doesn't know what?
<.silver> oh, Lego's cheating on you with his mom
<.Legolas> be quiet and look pretty
<.silver> they're "involved"
<.silver> and lol
<.silver> too late
<.silver> on both counts
<.silver> lmao
<.Doyle> your mum?!
<.Doyle> how could you?
<.Doyle> i gave you everything! my mind, body and soul
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> yeah, but you weren't my mother
<.silver> you�re saying it, but i don't think he's feeling it, doyle
<.Doyle> i could be your mummy
<.silver> ack!
<.Legolas> *shudder*
<.silver> *runs away again*
<.Doyle> acker!
<.Doyle> wait, sil!
<.Doyle> the changes
<.Doyle> to be made
<.Doyle> to ep3
<.Doyle> are...
<.silver> lol
<.silver> oh no
<.silver> too late
<.silver> i'm running away now
<.silver> that mummy comment cinched it
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> change whatever i had in the lnie about Pilot establishing "urgh" is not a word or whatever to: After Pilot got his "please", he did what John asked.
<.Doyle> and at the end change Crais calling John "John" to "Crichton"
<.Doyle> that's all
<.Doyle> please just change those
<.Doyle> then i can go look at em
<.Doyle> in the way they were sposed to be
<.silver> what, now?
<.Legolas> i'm as horrified by his comment as you are, silver the slashy
<.Doyle> um...anytime
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> does it take long?
<.Doyle> to change those few things?
<.silver> not really, i guess. i just gotta go log in and stuff. i s'pose i can do it now....
<.silver> *wanders off to do so*
<.Legolas> i think i should be leaving. this "chat room" has gotten too strange for me
<.Doyle> no, don't leave Legolas!
<.Doyle> sil's goin' away for a bit now. it's just you and me
<.Doyle> ;)
<.Legolas> what was that for?
<.Doyle> what?
<.Legolas> ;) <----that
<.Doyle> oh
<.Doyle> um
<.Doyle> nothin'
<.Legolas> see this 8? you are the 8
<.Doyle> i'm the 8?
<.Legolas> yes
<.Doyle> now watch what i do to the 8
<.Doyle> >>----8--- >
<.Legolas> hey! that's what i was going to do
<.Legolas> and you just stuck an arrow in yourself
<.Doyle> no shit
<.Doyle> *lies in dirt again*
<.Legolas> wait, i should stick two more arrows in you to get the right effect
<.Doyle> what - what effect?
<.Doyle> can't ya just pull this arrow out of me?
<.Legolas> i'm araid not
<.Legolas> uh...heh....afraid even
<.Doyle> haha! elven guy made a typo!
<.Legolas> *sticks two more arrows into Doyle*
<.Doyle> *gurkk*
<.Legolas> gurkk?
<.Legolas> what kinda sound is that?
<.Doyle> the sound one makes when getting stabbed with arrows you twit
<.Legolas> i'm not going to wait for you to die, *kisses Doyle's forehead*...
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> :)
<.silver> ahem
<.silver> am i interrupting?
<.Legolas> *sends him over waterfall in boat*
<.Doyle> craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
<.silver> heh
<.Legolas> what? no, not interrupting anything
<.silver> *waves farewell*
<.Doyle> *can be heard faintly* yooooooooooooooooooooou slashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
<.Legolas> do i have to shoot arrows down at your battered body on the rocks?
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> would help
<.Legolas> *fires arrow down*
<.Doyle> that was my leg!
<.Doyle> that won't help me die, dimwit!
<.silver> heh
<.silver> heh heh.
<.Legolas> oops, let me try another one
<.silver> this is kinda fun, though
<.silver> shoot another one, Lego
<.silver> in the other leg
<.silver> or an arm
<.Doyle> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaa
<.silver> lmao
<.Doyle> did you change those thnigs for me?
<.silver> how are we hearing you over the sound of the waterfall, anyway?
<.silver> yes, i changed those � thnigs� for you. *g*
<.Doyle> my voice is very loudish
<.Doyle> thanx
<.Legolas> i can hear him because of elven hearing
<.Doyle> then hear this, Legolas: you suck!
<.silver> ya, 'cause of your cute, pointy ears and all :)
<.Legolas> *shoots arrow down aiming for crotch area*
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> holy shit!
<.silver> better move, doyle!
<.Doyle> *rolls off rock into water*
<.Legolas> do you wish me to go after him?
<.Doyle> say "yes", silver
<.silver> lol
<.silver> yes, silver.
<.Doyle> (can be heard underwater too)
<.silver> wow, some voice you got there
<.Doyle> sodding fem............
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> he finally shuts up
<.silver> wait, wait..no, that is not what i wish. i wish you to remain here with me, elven boy. here, in my clutches. mua ha ha ha
<.Doyle> let the fishes have him
<.Doyle> uh....have me
<.Doyle> yes, i'm not dead yet
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> i just wanted you to think i was
<.Doyle> hahaha...ow..ha
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> *goes over waterfall in boat to finish Doyle off*
<.Doyle> dang
<.Doyle> help me my fish buddies
<.Doyle> ow! no! ow! don't bite me!
<.Doyle> fish buddies...
<.silver> lmao
<.Legolas> the fish don't like you
<.Doyle> shit, where'd you come from?
<.Legolas> it doesn't matter
<.silver> are your fish friends pirhana, or something?
<.Legolas> prepare to be arrowed
<.Doyle> "prepare to be arrowed"??
<.Doyle> wtf you on?
<.silver> ooh, now we're getting into the kinky stuff
<.silver> *g*
<.Legolas> unfortunately, no kink
<.Legolas> just death
<.silver> damn shame
<.Legolas> Doyle's death
<.Doyle> unfortunately?
<.silver> hee
<.Doyle> hey, if you really want kink i'll take that over death
<.silver> ooh, doyle, he might spare your life if there was kink
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> ha ha
<.Legolas> tempting...but i'm in a very serious relationship with my mother
<.silver> ugh......again.
<.silver> brb.....wakeup
<.Doyle> isn't she doing Strider?
<.Legolas> no
<.Doyle> oh right, Strider's doing Arwen. gotcha
<.Legolas> shut-up and die, freak
<.Doyle> no need to get all name-calling
<.Doyle> quick, while sil's away, let me go free
<.Legolas> what's in it for me?
<.Doyle> um....kink....later on
<.Doyle> your place
<.Legolas> my place?
<.Legolas> i don't have a place
<.Doyle> how could you not have a place?
<.Doyle> Legolas?
<.Legolas> what?
<.Doyle> why were you looking at my pants?
<.Legolas> you have nice pants is all
<.silver> lmfao
<.Doyle> want a pair?
<.Doyle> wb silver the slashy
<.silver> thanks
<.Legolas> i want *your* pair
<.Legolas> welcome back silver the slashy
<.silver> hehee
<.silver> why thank you, Lego
<.Doyle> well you can't have *my* pair
<.Doyle> oh i see it, i just get a "thanx" and he gets a "why thankyou, Lego"
<.Doyle> phfft
<.Doyle> favouritism
<.silver> lol
<.Legolas> don't be jealous
<.Doyle> i'm not
<.Legolas> don't pout
<.silver> i can't help it. i'm naturally drawn to the uh....quivering arrow.
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> i'm not pouting
<.Legolas> now give me your pants!
<.Doyle> you're crazy
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> get away from me
<.Legolas> i'll swap you my tights for your pants
<.Doyle> i don't see me putting on tights
<.Doyle> oh, now i do and it's really disturbing
<.silver> hee
<.Legolas> oh come on, i'm sure you'll look great in them
<.Doyle> well turn your back while i change
<.Doyle> no peeking
<.Legolas> promise i won't look
<.Legolas> *looks at the fishes*
<.Legolas> *and the reflection*
<.Legolas> *of Doyle...changing*
<.Doyle> hey!
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> *throws fish at Legolas*
<.Legolas> *throws fish into the air* pull! *shoots fish with arrow*
<.Doyle> okies, i'm changed
<.silver> hey!
<.silver> *grabs fish when it falls down and smacks Lego with it*
<.silver> no shooting the fish!
<.Legolas> wait a minute, you're now wearing my pants which means you had to have taken my pants off
<.Doyle> yep
<.Legolas> you're quick
<.Doyle> thanx
<.Doyle> *points thumb at silver the slashy* she's a hippy
<.Doyle> loves all of God's creatures
<.Legolas> i see
<.Legolas> we elves use to be that way
<.Legolas> then we got over it
<.Doyle> wish she would
<.Doyle> well now, don't you just look spiffy in my pants
<.Legolas> spiffy?
<.Doyle> you know, very posh
<.Doyle> silverrrrrrr, wanna eat that fish
<.Doyle> it's probably dead anyways
<.silver> lol. not a hippy. i don't love all of "God's" creatures......and bah! not eating the fish!
<.Doyle> well if you no longer need me, Legolas, i'll be on my way. *wlaks off through the water*
<.Legolas> i'll always need you
<.silver> heh. *watches doyle wlak away*
<.Doyle> *turns back to give a meaningful look at Legolas*
<.silver> *snort*
<.Doyle> *continues walking away*
<.Doyle> byes silver the slashy
<.Legolas> he just left
<.Legolas> he didn't care enough to cut off my ehad or set me on fire
<.silver> yeah, like he really wanted to stick around after *that*?
<.silver> oh...heh.
<.Legolas> just some little sign to show that he cared
<.Legolas> head*

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