Note from silver: This was originally posted on the BC&S, but it was too funny, so I had to post it here :)

*Finally*, we get to see BvD. May I just say, �yay�???? Well, I am anyhow. I�m writing this in Word, waiting for my mum to get off of the phone (it�s nearly midnight, and she�s having yet another late-night chat with my nanna� guess it�s one of the downsides of being in a nocturnal family), so I have to type this up and wait for the phone line to free up. Sigh. Yes, I lead a difficult life. ;)

Adding insult to injury, Buffy was almost 15 minutes late starting, because freakin� Temptation Island ran majorly overtime. It just kept going, and going, and I was severely tempted to put my fist through that Mark Walberg guy�s face (although I daresay I would have felt the same way even if he wasn�t delaying Buffy).

The ep was pretty cool, though. You could really see the influence of the different stunt co-ordinators � not sure which ones I liked better� guess they both have their own inherent charms. ;) And the opening credits � I saw the Snoopy Dance and LMFAO!!! Hehe, I couldn�t shut up for ages. I kept on thinking about it throughout the ep, and just started laughing all over again. Heck, I�m laughing now. Man, I can�t *wait* for two weeks� time. :)

Sorry, this would be a shorter post if I wasn�t killing time `til I can get online. I tell my mum we need another phone line, but does she listen? Sigh. I�m assuming I�ll be able to get online before three freakin� a.m. Hmm, it�s fun watching Word spell-check me. Seems like words such as �freakin��, �ep�, �hehe�, �BvD�, �majorly�, �yay� and �Walberg� aren�t in its vocabulary. For shame. Except maybe on that last count. And yay, now it�s even saying that �for shame� isn�t a viable sentence. Well, bite me, Word! And of course that second-to-last sentence, and this one too, in a minute, are/will be all underlined in that annoying little squiggly green line, because they both start with �And�. Well, that last sentence *didn't* underline. How very odd.

You guys should be glad that I normally don�t type my posts up in Word first. I get distracted *way* too easily. Like by the fact that the words you put in asterisks automatically bolden. MAYBE I DIDN�T WANT THEM BOLD, YOU HUNK OF CRUD!!! And it changed my smiley face to a fancy one, too. *pouts* Oh, crud. Now I can�t even emote in asterisks. It just boldens them, and puts a capital on it, because it�s at the start of a sentence. I HATE WORD!!! I�m gonna have to go back and change all of this when I get online� that�s assuming that I ever do. Is it too much to ask, to get online one night a week and share my joy at finally getting to see new Buffy eps, and perhaps even distract myself from the ever-present spoilers? NYARGH!!! Man, this �share my joy� thing is really stressful.

Cool, almost 40 minutes since Buffy finished. And my mum has been on the phone to my nanna since partway through the ep. Before that, she was on the phone to my sister. I guess I inherited the same genes, just in an �I like to talk online� way. Man, this sucks. Get off! GEEET OFFFFFFFF!!!!

Well, since I�m in such a bad mood now, and my happiness has been completely and utterly destroyed my a large meat hammer with extra pointy bits, I�ll take this moment to extend my commiserations to all who are yet to witness the wonder that is s5 Buffy (although you wouldn�t know it was good from the way I�ve been going on).

AARGH! G.E.T. O.F.F. O.F. T.H.E. P.H.O.N.E.!!!!!!! Wow, I�ve written over a page. This sucks. And you poor people are reading it. If you ever get the chance to. I think I should go to bed right now, and get up and post this in the morning. At least I�d stand *some* chance of getting online.

Heh, �twas funny seeing Riley there. I�d become used to the thought of him in Belize, being slowly gnawed to death by a pack of demons�. Strange, too � since I only have a few s4 eps on tape, most of my contact with the name �Tara� has been online, and thus I�ve been thinking of it in an Australian accent (i.e. �Tah-rah� instead of �Teh-rah�). Heh, it just kept on changing the �Teh� to �The�. It�s very annoying. Anyway, I was thinking, �oh great, now I have to get used to the American pronunciation again�, and who�s the first person I hear saying it? Giles, in a British accent. Sigh. STOP UNDERLINING MY SENTENCES, DAMN YOU!!

See, this is what happens when I can�t post straight away. I can ramble like you wouldn�t believe (I�m sure sil can attest to that, with some of the e-mails I�ve written while offline). I apologise for all this, truly I do. Time to go out and give my mum one of my patented �GET THE HECK OFFA THE PHONE, WOMAN!!� glares. And why didn�t it underline �offa�?? Sigh. Wonders never cease. Wow, it censored it in lower case. Stupid programme. Man, the ep�s been over for almost an hour. This sucks. (In case you hadn�t noticed.)

�Kay, just gave her a raised eyebrow (well, two, I can�t really do one, �cause I suck) and a meaningful/hopeful look. That oughta show her. Damn straight. And that ep left me with a major craving for a jelly doughnut. I�ve only ever had one once in my life, a hot one at the Royal Show, and it exploded over my jacket, leaving stains which remain there �til this day. Goodtimes, goodtimes.

Do not underline my writing. I will not change it. You cannot win.

Wow, just realised that I decided not to watch midnight X-Files because I�d be talking to you guys, and I just realised that it must be halfway over. Think I�ll leave this awhile, watch the remainder of X-Files whilst directing pointed stares at my mum, and then return to this masterpiece, and post the bloody thing. Feel free to sigh in relief. Man, I�ve been looking forward to this moment (well, that moment an hour ago when Buffy finished) for months, now. And what happens? DENIED! Meh. Don�t correct my meh, damn you! I think I�ll have to start chaining my mum up on Tuesday nights from now on (please, no rude comments from the audience). But to X-Files and meaningful stares I go.