Note: Okay, there’s not really much point to this one, but I about died laughing during it, so I decided to save it for posterity. Early morning hours of 8.5.01

[Sun Aug 05 05:20:49 EDT 2001] Doyle has no profile.
<.Doyle> yes, i'm indeed late
<.silver> heya
<.silver> there you are
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i just wrote a poem for you on the board
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> phone was being used and dad just never shuts up
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> every time i thought he would
<.Doyle> he didn't
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> ooh, a poem
<.Doyle> i shalt go looketh later
<.silver> heh
<.silver> it's no big
<.silver> just a lil rhyme
<.silver> hehee
<.Doyle> i saw your many...whatever they were thnigs
<.Doyle> things*
<.Doyle> the little head thnigs
<.Doyle> whatever they were
<.Doyle> *sigh*
<.Doyle> thnigs again
<.silver> lol
<.silver> yeah
<.Doyle> things damnit!
<.Doyle> fuck
<.Doyle> goddamn
<.silver> lmao!
<.silver> yeah, i just thought they were cute. peering around like that
<.silver> *g*
<.silver>*cracks up*

and later......

<.silver> oh, i liked him in ....uh....that one movie
<.silver> um....
<.silver> with lancelot
<.silver> and guinevere
<.silver> crap
<.silver> what was it called?
<.Doyle> first knight
<.silver> about camelot
<.silver> yeah!
<.silver> htat one
<.silver> *that
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> *sigh* never watched that either
<.Doyle> i should
<.silver> was a good movie
<.silver> yeah, you really should watch that one
<.silver> excellent sword fight scenes in it
<.Doyle> i saw the end where badguy knight got his head hacked off. can't remember if they actually 8show* it being cut off or not. was awhile ago. but i saw sleepy hollow at the movies and now own it on video so i'm pretty used to seeing decapitation so i mighta been a bit miffed if they didn't actually 8show* the actual chopping
<.Doyle> yes, i'm rambling
<.Doyle> 8=*
<.silver> heh. ya. sleepy hollow was interesting. i think it's got the most decapitations of any movie ever.
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> it was a really good movie i thought
<.Doyle> if just for the lighting effects in it
<.Doyle> i *loved* the lighting
<.Doyle> the dark gloomliness
<.Doyle> until of course, the end when everythnig goes daylighty
<.Doyle> everything*
<.Doyle> and the fake cut-off heads looked pretty darn real to me
<.silver> yeah
<.Doyle> as did the bodies minus the heads
<.silver> tim burton's fond of the gloomy atmosphere
<.silver> did the same with edward scissorhands and beetlejuice and batman
<.Doyle> but seeing as the only tim burton movie i really remember is batman and batman returns (did he do both or the second?) and there was never really out in the wilderness in that movie
<.Doyle> sleepy hollow was like new in it's lgihting to me
<.silver> he did the first two, i think
<.Doyle> bah, seen scissorhands but don't remember much of it
<.Doyle> never saw the other one
<.silver> hm. edward scissorhands also had johnny depp in it (same as in sleepy hollow). beetlejuice had winona ryder in it, who was johnny depp's fiance for awhile.
<.silver> oh, winona was also in edward scissorhands
<.silver> so, both of them in es, winona in bj, and jd in es and sh
<.silver> ;)
<.Doyle> ooh, detective sil
<.Doyle> i think you deserve a hat and gun
<.silver> lol
<.silver> whoo!
<.silver> *grabs hat and gun*
<.silver> *puts on hat....holsters gun after checking to see if it's loaded*
<.Doyle> or ya could pick what's in the box
<.Doyle> oh hell, i'll just tell ya - it's fangs
<.silver> hm. would they be permanent?
<.Doyle> "does he have a hat and gun?", "just fangs.", "well that works."
<.Doyle> and yah, i guess
<.silver> hm. that doesn't sound familiar to me
<.Doyle> but stick with the hat and gun
<.Doyle> it's better
<.silver> but i choose the hat and gun then. don't want any permanent fangs
<.Doyle> the quotes were from 'in the dark
<.Doyle> '
<.Doyle> i swear ya mustn't have seen the ep:)
<.silver> hm
<.silver> heh
<.silver> no i have, i swear
<.silver> lol
<.silver> just....not since it originally aired over here
<.silver> 2 years ago
<.Doyle> i woulda thought ya woulda remembered something with oz in it
<.Doyle> or maybe i'm thinknig of heather
<.Doyle> thinknig*
<.Doyle> ya, definitely heatehr
<.Doyle> heather*
<.Doyle> *sigh*
<.Doyle> thinking fuck damnit!
<.silver> lmao again
<.silver> thinking fuck damnit? *g*
<.silver> lol...."thinking fuck damnit".....that is *so* gonna be my profile for the next week
<.silver> :)
<.Doyle> suuuuuuure
<.Doyle> i just thought i'd combine all my frustration. i meant the word to be thinknig and was just annoyed at making what was sposed to be the correct spelling a typo
<.Doyle> so alas, thinknig fuck damnit was made
<.Doyle> GODDAMN I DO IT AGAIN
<.Doyle> *stabs self in gut*
<.Doyle> *falls off cliff into ocean below*
<.Doyle> *floats away*
<.silver> lmao!
<.Doyle> yes, corpses float
<.Doyle> IF YOU'RE A WITCH
<.Doyle> *flys away on broom*
<.silver> *grabs a fishing rod and flyfishes a hook out to doyle*
<.Doyle> ahahahaha
<.silver> *snags corpse*
<.Doyle> *gets hook in lip*
<.silver> *reels it back in*
<.Doyle> i'm not no bleedin' swami
<.silver> *drags body back up the cliff*
<.silver> *performs a ressucitation spell on corpse*
<.silver> *pokes at doyle's body with a stick* you alive, in there?
<.Doyle> i felt like i got poked with a stick
<.Doyle> hey, what's that? a stick?
<.Doyle> quit pokin' me with a stick
<.silver> yipee!!!
<.silver> *dances for joy*
<.silver> you're alive, you're alive!
<.Doyle> but i'm not frankenstien
<.Doyle> frankenstein
<.Doyle> either one
<.silver> heh
<.silver> no, i guess that would be me, technically
<.silver> dr. frankenstein
<.silver> *looks around* now i just need a hunchbacked assistant
<.Doyle> get Riley. he's a good buttmonkey
<.Doyle> or xander even
<.Doyle> yes!
<.Doyle> xander
<.Doyle> he's got the "master" thing down pat
<.silver> heh
<.silver> true, that
<.silver> i could get eve
<.silver> and when she disobeyed, i could uh...flagellate her.
<.silver> flagellate, was it?
<.silver> eh...farque it. i could whip her
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> ooh, let me
<.Doyle> pleeeease
<.Doyle> *g*
<.silver> heh
<.silver> i knew you were into the giving and receiving of pain
<.silver> you sick puppy, you
<.silver> ;)