swoon

"Swoon"

a.k.a. "Thingy" a.k.a. "Spank"

Thanks to Bracken for saving this IM!

<.Bracken>: Say.. have you ever watched or heard of Blackadder?
<.BoB> Heard, yeah vaguely. Watched, no
<.Bracken>: same. but I was reading quotes at twop.
<.Bracken>: yes.
<.Bracken>: aaaaaand... I think we should change your name to Kate.
<.Bracken>: why?
<.Bracken>: this is why -

<.Bracken>: B: ..What do they call you?
Kate: Kate.
B: Isn't that a bit of a ... girl's name?
Kate: It's uhm, short for, uhm, Bob.
B: Bob?
Kate: Yes.
B: Well, Bob, welcome on board.

<.BoB> Ahahaha
<.BoB> Ooookay, then
<.Bracken>: I found it damn funny.
<.BoB> It is
<.BoB> Silly BKateob.
<.Bracken>: That's what you want your new name to be?
<.BoB> Not in the least
<.Bracken>: okay. good
<.Bracken>: cos Kate is much easier to remember
<.BoB> RIght. I like BOB because it's an easy name to remember. What a great name BOB is
<.Bracken>: Nooooo. *Kate*
<.BoB> BOB, you inky bitch
<.Bracken>: KATE, you bangerboy
<.BoB> I'll bang you if you call me Kate, and it will be so very NOT fun
<.Bracken>: oh god
<.Bracken>: *ahem*
<.BoB> That's right
<.BoB> Run in fear
<.BoB> Run in fear
<.Bracken>: I don't want to run
<.BoB> No?
<.Bracken>: Nah
<.BoB> Creepy
<.Bracken>: I'm creepy?
<.BoB> Very. You should be happy
<.Bracken>: You're just being mean now.
<.Bracken>: bitch
<.Bracken>: and I'm not creepy!
<.Bracken>: you are
<.BoB> *I* am creepy?
<.BoB> I didn't dub myself KATE
<.Bracken>: I didn't either.
<.BoB> You did
<.Bracken>: it was a strong suggestion.
<.BoB> Bah
<.BoB> You told Heather to call me Kate!
<.Bracken>: I said that she *should*, not that she had to
<.BoB> Pfft
<.BoB> Whatever, Inky Bitch
<.Bracken>: Does it make you feel all manly calling me a bitch?
<.BoB> Manlier than I feel being called "Kate" yes.
<.Bracken>: But there are some guys named "Mary" and that's more girly then Kate.
<.Bracken>: fine. I won't call you Kate..bangerboy
<.BoB> Damn right you wont' call me Kate
<.Bracken>: Oooh. *swoons* I'm love it when you get all tough and threatening.
<.BoB> haha. Do ya?
<.Bracken>: Umm. Yes?
<.Bracken>: okay. okay. stop with the third degree
<.Bracken>: I.. don't.
<.BoB> Suuuure
<.Bracken>: is it that obvious?
<.BoB> Very
<.Bracken>: damn
<.Bracken>: quick. call me a bitch again so I can swoon.
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> Not going to happen UNinky Bitch
<.Bracken>: lmao. shouldn't that be inky unbitch?
<.BoB> I'M the one calling the names here!
<.Bracken>: I'm sorry. *swoons*
<.BoB> haha
<.BoB> Stop that
<.Bracken>: Stop making me!
<.BoB> No?
<.Bracken>: you're just adorable.
<.BoB> Am not
<.BoB> I'm dark and mysterious and... PISSED OFF
<.Bracken>: Right... *swoons*
<.BoB> haha. Stop that
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.BoB> Bah
<.Bracken>: No.
<.Bracken>: Heather has another profile.
<.Bracken>: of her and Mo fighting.
<.Bracken>: have you seen it?
<.BoB> Nope
<.BoB> Why? Where is it?
<.Bracken>: I guess on the other computer
<.Bracken>: anyway, the way they were fighting reminded me of us when we have our fights.
<.Bracken>: so, I was thinking.. we should team up. Mmmhmm
<.Bracken>: and kick their asses
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> We'd so kick their asses
<.Bracken>: I know!
<.BoB> Yeah, let's do it
<.Bracken>: Okay!
<.Bracken>: Though I don't talk to Mo
<.Bracken>: what's the 112 at the top of your profile?
<.BoB> So? I'll take him out
<.BoB> What 112?
<.Bracken>: Yaaaaaay
<.Bracken>: 112 Aside from the insanity, ......
<.BoB> Hmm... now it says 113 so... apparently, that's the counter I had put in
<.Bracken>: ahh. okay
<.Bracken>: weeeee.
<.BoB> Yeah
<.BoB> Woo
<.Bracken>: I'm making you go up!!! (don't go in the gutter)
<.Bracken>: dammit!
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> That's such a wrong statement
<.BoB> I've been hearing things like that all night
<.BoB> Isn't pretty
<.Bracken>: sure it is
<.Bracken>: why oh why do you get to a certain upness and then it changes?
<.BoB> I have... NO idea how to answer that question
<.Bracken>: lol
<.Bracken>: the profile
<.Bracken>: for a while it's the plain text one
<.Bracken>: then after a few hits
<.Bracken>: it changes to the black and orange one
<.BoB> Does it?
<.BoB> I have almost no idea what you're talking about, but that's alright
<.Bracken>: sigh
<.Bracken>: Silver would understand me. *sobs*
<.BoB> Aww, don't sigh
<.BoB> Yeah??? Well why don't you go get SILVER up then, HUH? HUH????
<.Bracken>: No, she's sleeping. which is a very good thing
<.BoB> Fine. Get her up in email form
<.Bracken>: hee.
<.Bracken>: she has no up in her email
<.Bracken>: and do you know if anyone else is making you go up?
<.BoB> Only one other person tonight
<.Bracken>: who?

<.BoB> <.Bracken> (11:57:16 PM): you should make his thingy go up.
Heather21881 (11:57:36 PM): huh???

<.BoB> "You should make his thingy go up"?
<.Bracken>: So..she's upping you?
<.BoB> What were you THINKING?
<.BoB> Apparently
<.Bracken>: If I were talking about private parts.. I would've been more creative then "thingy"

<.BoB> Heather21881 (3:07:05 AM): I don't know how, but brack has somehow convinced me to view your profile. many times.

<.Bracken>: yaaaaay
<.BoB> Happy/
<.Bracken>: little bit
<.BoB> Good, good
<.Bracken>: Heather and I can get buttons that say "We made Rob's thingy go up. Ask us how"
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> Or, how 'bout "no"
<.Bracken>: But that's not as much fun
<.BoB> Exactly
<.Bracken>: but.. don't you want your thingy up?
<.BoB> Once again... not knowing how to answer that one
<.Bracken>: Thingy=counter.
<.Bracken>: god
<.BoB> You should SAY counter
<.Bracken>: Goodnight Sir "I don't understand Bracken"
Robert. Famkes, Elizas, Joeys and Brigids to you
<.BoB> You're leaving?
<.Bracken>: yes
<.BoB> Nooooooo
<.Bracken>: I should've left so long aaaagoooooo. But you came online and made me staaaaay. I think I know why you want me to staaaaaay. You're bored. All your friends are sleeping.
<.Bracken>: Kick Bracky's ass and call her a bitch, doesn't make it so dullllllll
<.BoB> Whee!
<.BoB> I'm YODA!
<.BoB> Whoo!
<.Bracken>: you are?
<.BoB> YODA! Whoo!
<.Bracken>: okay
<.Bracken>: and Ciara has a quiz thingy. "which evil gang member are you"
<.BoB> the wisest master of all... 700 years old and still fuck you up, I can
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.Bracken>: anyway. I am Heather.
<.BoB> You are Heather?
<.Bracken>: and say goodnight, bitch
<.BoB> I didn't know that was a possibility
<.Bracken>: sigh
<.Bracken>: <.Bracken>: and Ciara has a quiz thingy. "which evil gang member are you"
<.Bracken>: <.Bracken>: anyway. I am Heather.
<.BoB> haha
<.BoB> Where's this quiz?
<.Bracken>: I don't know
<.BoB> You don't know?
<.Bracken>: on her page?
<.Bracken>: Say, goodnight
<.BoB> Ooh
<.BoB> And, fine
<.BoB> FINE
<.Bracken>: *swoons*
<.BoB> Octopuses, Printers, Shrimp and Plankton to you, Inky BITCH
<.Bracken>: No
<.Bracken>: A proper goodnight
<.BoB> Why?
<.Bracken>: Because
<.Bracken>: and wtf, do printers have to do with the other things listed?
<.BoB> Because they need ink to work? Duh
<.Bracken>: Oooooh.
<.Bracken>: and I should spank, Bone?
<.BoB> You should
<.Bracken>: why?
<.BoB> Because it'd be fun?
<.Bracken>: Okay
<.Bracken>: why exactly did you tell her this?
<.BoB> Because?
<.Bracken>: because why
<.BoB> Because she was telling ME that I should spank her? I think it's the vodka talking
<.Bracken>: No. She wants you. Bad.
<.BoB> haha
<.BoB> Right
<.Bracken>: And so you just told her to come to me? Don't you think that maybe Heather might give a good spanking?
<.BoB> Okay, once again... not knowing how to answer that
<.BoB> And, I didn't tell her to come to you
<.BoB> I told her she shoulda asked you for a spanking when she had the chance
<.Bracken>: ahh.
<.Bracken>: B coping any feels?
<.BoB> Not yet, actually
<.BoB> She's saluting and looking holy
<.Bracken>: gosh
<.BoB> Yeah, quite interesting
<.Bracken>: yes
<.Bracken>: For the love of God! Say goodnight
<.BoB> For the love of me?
<.Bracken>: Yes.
<.BoB> Interesting
<.Bracken>: I'll start swooning *and* drooling.
<.Bracken>: if you don't
<.BoB> Suuure
<.Bracken>: Robert!
<.BoB> Can't faze me. I'm cute and sweet and adorable
<.BoB> Woo
<.Bracken>: *glares* Robert!!!!
<.BoB> What?
<.Bracken>: Say. Goodnight. Bitch
<.BoB> Fine, FINE
<.Bracken>: *swoons*
<.BoB> Pitts and Fallons and Diesls and Andy Richters to you.
<.Bracken>: and?
<.BoB> Shirts of... aquamarine
<.Bracken>: and?
<.BoB> And... um... Dan Rathers?
<.Bracken>: heh. No, dorko
<.Bracken>: "Goodnight"
<.BoB> Godspeed
<.Bracken>: *snarls*
<.Bracken>: I'll come over there
<.BoB> haha
<.BoB> Pfffffft
<.Bracken>: *drools
<.Bracken>: *
<.BoB> okay, okay
<.BoB> Goooooodnight!
<.Bracken>: Thank you
<.Bracken>: my god
<.BoB> Yes?
<.Bracken>: you .. you're just trying to get me to answer that so I don't leave. Well I'm too smart for that.
<.BoB> Me?
<.BoB> Nah uh
<.BoB> Not what I'm doing
<.Bracken>: Aww. But.. you were supposed to be Buffy. And I was going to be Faith. damn
<.BoB> I'll DO Buffy and Faith if that makes you feel better...
<.Bracken>: lmao. No.
<.BoB> Darm
<.Bracken>: That wouldn't make me feel much of anything.
<.Bracken>: 'cept worried that you're DOing imaginary characters
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> That's a mere technicality
<.Bracken>: not really
<.BoB> Okay, it isn't but I can pretend
<.Bracken>: yes, you can!
<.BoB> Of course I can
<.Bracken>: cos you're so..... you.
<.BoB> Darm right
<.BoB> I don't know what that means, but Darm right
<.Bracken>: *sobs* you never understand me
<.BoB> I always understand you, my child
<.Bracken>: You're my daddy now? Would you like it if I called you... Daddy?
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> "My child" as in a priestly "my child"
<.Bracken>: I could say bad things. But I won't.
<.BoB> Yo ushould
<.Bracken>: No
<.BoB> Why not?
<.Bracken>: because they're too wrong
<.BoB> So is everything I say
<.Bracken>: how is everything you say wrong?
<.Bracken>: and no. cos it's in poor taste too. I was just thinking of all the stuff that's happening with the Catholic churches these days
<.BoB> These days? The priest thing has been going on for AGES.
<.Bracken>: yes. I know
<.BoB> Sick, pervy priests
<.Bracken>: but lately it's been everywhere
<.BoB> Don't know why everyone's all, "oh, this is such a new phenomenon"
<.BoB> Nah.
<.BoB> It's like the shark thing
<.Bracken>: there's a shark thing?
<.BoB> The priest thing has always been around, now people are just talking about it more.
<.Bracken>: that's what I'm saying
<.Bracken>: okay. leaving now. yes.
<.Bracken>: goodnight
<.BoB> Aww
<.BoB> Alright, fine
<.BoB> Go.
<.BoB> Leave
<.Bracken>: yeah. you don't mean that 'aww' at ALL
<.BoB> I do too
<.Bracken>: do not
<.BoB> Do too
<.Bracken>: I can see you. 'thank god. I thought that inky bitch, would never leave'
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> Nah uh
<.Bracken>: Do not. Cos.. "when are [you] ever serious?"
<.BoB> Hmm?
<.Bracken>: nothing
<.BoB> You just don't want to answer me
<.Bracken>: it was a thing. something you said before.
<.Bracken>: I said that I didn't really believe your 'aww's' and you got all pissy and said 'Yeah, cos when am I ever serious'.
<.BoB> Ahh, yeah. I do remember that
<.BoB> I like that "you got all pissy"
<.Bracken>: You did
<.BoB> I know
<.Bracken>: tsk tsk
<.BoB> I just like that phrase
<.Bracken>: heh
<.BoB> haha. Goof
<.Bracken>: Me?
<.Bracken>: Look in the mirror.. Boy
<.BoB> Will not
<.BoB> Girl
<.Bracken>: please?
<.BoB> Please... what?
<.Bracken>: look in the mirror?
<.Bracken>: how's your chattin' with Heather going?
<.BoB> Good. Why?
<.Bracken>: I'm taking notes
<.BoB> haha. Suuure
<.Bracken>: did you get the poll from Heather?
<.BoB> I did indeed. Why?
<.Bracken>: I would like to clarify that she asked me for the poll. I did not give it to her.
<.BoB> Asked you? That she did not say
<.Bracken>: I know
<.BoB> Tht's not right
<.Bracken>: You should... spank her.
<.Bracken>: or not
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> Okay, yeah.
<.BoB> Sure thing
<.Bracken>: sweet!
<.BoB> Pfft
<.Bracken>: you can't 'pfft' me.
<.Bracken>: can I tell her that you're going to spank her?
<.BoB> Well, at least you asked me that time.
<.BoB> But... I think she'd be frightened
<.Bracken>: I ask you plenty of times!
<.Bracken>: is that a no? You dare say no, to me?
<.BoB> Uh... How do I answer that in a way that won't get me in trouble?
<.Bracken>: any way. you won't be in trouble.
<.Bracken>: or I could be lying
<.Bracken>: and if you get it wrong
<.Bracken>: Heather will be by to spank you.
<.Bracken>: once she gets over the freaking out
<.BoB> hahahaha
<.BoB> You're insane
<.Bracken>: Perhaps

<.Bracken>: <.Bracken>: Heather? Would you spank Robert?
Heather21881: WHAT???

<.BoB> Ahahaha
<.Bracken>: see? after a bit of that.. she'd say yes
<.BoB> Oh, poor poor Heather
<.BoB> Right
<.BoB> Sure she would
<.Bracken>: she would

<.Bracken>: Heather21881: first...that other thing you told me...now spanking?? Good grief. what kind of sick voyeuristic pervert are you??
<.Bracken>: I don't want to watch
<.Bracken>: I was just wondering if you would
Heather21881: BRACKY!
Heather21881: what? why?
<.BoB> Heather21881 (4:15:33 AM): and please make bracky stop...saying random weird things?
<.Bracken>: lol. heee. They are not random or weird
<.BoB> hahaha
<.Bracken>: <.Bracken>: just.. spank him
Heather21881: you spank him!
<.Bracken>: no.
Heather21881: wait, don't do that.
Heather21881: but ugh...no.
<.Bracken>: that's not how it works
Heather21881: why do I have to?

<.BoB> You spank him? Oh, that's so wrong
<.Bracken>: Yes
<.Bracken>: but see? she's breaking.
<.Bracken>: you will be spanked!
<.Bracken>: or not
<.Bracken>: was there an actual reason for you being spanked? other than the fact that you're going to spank her?
<.BoB> I'm going to spank who now?
<.Bracken>: Heather
<.Bracken>: pay attention
<.BoB> No actual reason
<.BoB> And I'm not going to spank her
<.Bracken>: <.Bracken>: You should... spank her.
<.BoB> Okay, yeah.
<.Bracken>: you. said. you. would.
<.BoB> But in a "oooookay, you're insane" way
<.Bracken>: I'm not
<.Bracken>: aaaaaaaaaaand. Goooooodnight.
<.BoB> Aww, again
<.Bracken>: shhhhh
<.Bracken>: I'm going to start not believing that again
<.BoB> It's the truth
<.BoB> I dont' think you ever believed it
<.BoB> :-(
<.Bracken>: I do a little. More than I used to.

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