by Bracky
I think it's time for a new post
Having an actual subject might be a tad helpful. Course there's a slight problem with that. What that problem is..I don't know. But lets go with that. A subject with problems. A problematic subject. 'Hi, I'm a subject and I have problems.' Maybe it would be more, 'Hi, I'm a problem, I have no subject.' Who knows. Hmph. Maybe I should use captitals. Could a subject or a problem be a proper noun? Of course, one could use them as such, as I have.. Anyhoo, I don't wanna capitalize. We'll let those dogs lay where sleeping dogs lay and then later we'll beat a dead horse while he's down, looking him in the mouth and wondering why we couldn't make him drink. If things are still going swimmingly after that we can ponder why the phrase, "that smarts" is really annoying. And also why, "I'll be on you like white on rice." (feel free to change the 'I'll and 'you') is another phrase that's annoying and kinda stupid. Later on we'll conspire by the fire. We'll come up with heaps of wicked conspiracys about Parson Brown and Frosty.
Well, I've got to get moving. Gotta go put on my "Sunday go to meetin' clothes"
Sigh
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