<.qc> I luvs ya
<.qc> bye!
<.soapysophie.> *sobs* night qc!
<.soapysophie.> damn
<.soapysophie.> shes gone
<.soapysophie.> lol
<.Bracken> And then we were three
<.Bracken> And the world watched as we wept
><.silver> unless you count sopsy's ghosts
<.Bracken> No.
><.silver> 'cause then there's six
<.Bracken> Ghosts have no place in our weeping..
<.Bracken> The world mocks those that are still alive
><.silver> yes
><.silver> it does
><.silver> that is so deep
<.Bracken> Mmmyes..deep as a 2inch frying pan
><.silver> hehee
<.Bracken> ladida..didada
><.silver> da di da
<.soapysophie.> lalaaaaaaaaaa
><.silver> di da
<.Bracken> blue
><.silver> green
<.Bracken> goof...
<.Bracken> No
><.silver> yes
<.Bracken> The blue song..
><.silver> ah, i dunno it
<.Bracken> goes with all the di da da da's
<.Bracken> Me neither really..just that bittle part
><.silver> aha
<.Bracken> *yawn..choke*
><.silver> the closest i've ever gotten to watching blue's clues is when i killed blue and steve on assassin
<.Bracken> Yes.. But uhh. not that either
<.Bracken> The song Blue..as in Blue is the color blah blah blah....
><.silver> oh
> <.silver>ah
><.silver> i see
><.silver> lol
><.silver> still....killing blue and steve was quite fun
<.Bracken> finally
<.Bracken> heehe
><.silver> you should all try
<.Bracken> Yeah..sounds like
><.silver> sorry...i've got too many windows open
><.silver> lol
<.Bracken> Sil, Tell Heather to go to bed..
<.Bracken> She has an 8 am class
><.silver> heh
><.silver> k
[Sat Mar 17 05:34:59 EST 2001] Heather: I can't see! Ahhh!! (shoosh sulv)
><.silver> heh
><.silver> heya to chat, heater
<.soapysophie.> heather!!!
<.Heather> hola
<.Heather> soph!!!!
<.Heather> brb
<.Bracken> Heather..Heather..Heather...
> <.silver>heh
> <.silver>she's brbing already
<.Heather> ahhh
<.Heather> brb
><.silver> she's prolly gotta go change the baby
<.soapysophie.> whooo!! you're here..and..gone again..lol...
<.Heather> *running away from brack*
> <.silver>or burp it or something
><.silver> or warm the bottle
<.Bracken> There's actually a baby in the house?
> <.silver>yes
> <.silver>that's why she had baby wipes
<.Bracken> Awww
><.silver> to wipe her eyes with
><.silver> it's hers
<.Bracken> She doesn't tell me these things
> <.silver>she has an illegitimate child she's never told us about
<.Bracken> Wow..Damn her..
><.silver> it belongs to one of her professors
> <.silver>they had an illicit affair last year
> <.silver>his wife still doesn't know
<.Bracken> And she says I'm a friend, yet she leaves out all these big things...
<.Bracken> Holy shit
<.Bracken> That's amazing
<.soapysophie.> wow...
><.silver> he keeps heather quiet by paying her large sums of child support
> <.silver>under the table and stuff
<.Bracken> No wonder her grades are so high.. I always thought it was because she was smart
><.silver> ha
><.silver> couldn't be further from the truth
><.silver> why do you think she slept with that guy in the first place?
<.Bracken> lol
><.silver> to get her C up to an A!
><.silver> and WHY do you think she had all that eyeliner on tonight anyway?
<.Bracken> she's a hussy?
><.silver> 'cause she was banging her Anthropology prof tonight!
><.silver> *is SO gonna get her ass kicked when heather gets back*
><.silver> lol
<.Bracken> *shakes head* why doesn't she share this with me?
<.Bracken> *sobs*
><.silver> she wanted to tell you
><.silver> but she values your opinion so much
> <.silver>and she didn't want you to think she was a slut
><.silver> and to be all weirded out by the fact that she's a mom
<.Bracken> Yeah.. I don't think she values my opinion..I think she just didn't want me to know that....
><.silver> 'cause then you'd be worried about her wanting to talk about breast feeding
> <.silver>and changing diapers, and leaky breasts and shit
<.Bracken> heehe
<.soapysophie.> god..i go away for one week, and heathers a mum
><.silver> lol
><.silver> yeah, she moves fast
><.silver> hehee
<.Bracken> I've changed many a diaper and my cousin was over the other day and had a leaky breast
<.soapysophie.> very fast precnancy too...
> <.silver>*cringing 'cause she's still expecting to get drop kicked by a returning heather*
> <.silver>lol@bracken
<.Bracken> She'll just haha shoosh you
><.silver> heh
><.silver> prolly
><.silver> damn shame, too....after all the work i just put into this faux storyline
<.soapysophie.> or crush you to death..maybe...
><.silver> i should at least deserve a drop-kick
<.Bracken> No, really that's true..she had the baby one one..and a cup under the other
> <.silver>baby one one?
><.silver> is that anything like nine one one?
<.Bracken> on one sorry
<.Bracken> lol
<.soapysophie.> i;ll drop kick ya if she doesnt sil
><.silver> heh...thanks soph
> <.silver>you're a real pal
><.silver> ;)
><.silver> and ew...she was just letting it drain into a cup?
><.silver> like, a regular cup?
><.silver> like, a coffee cup? lol
<.Bracken> It was a countair/measure cup thingy...
> <.silver>ah okay
<.Bracken> plastic
><.silver> i see
> <.silver>'cause otherwise...that just was a really funny mental picture
<.Heather> oh good lord
<.Bracken> too bad you didn't see it in rl.
<.Bracken> oh..she's back...
> <.silver>lol
> <.silver>yay!
<.Heather> please tell me that you're saving all of this sulv
><.silver> you must go read, heater!
><.silver> lol
<.Bracken> Heather. Why don't you tell me these kind of things?
><.silver> yeah, i saved
><.silver> hehee
><.silver> of course
<.Heather> groovy
<.Heather> and I'm going to SO kick your ass
><.silver> lol
<.Heather> all of my anthro. professors are old!
> <.silver>you'd think that you would eventually learn to stop leaving us alone in here...lol..but NOOOOOO
<.Bracken> Which is why you boned them, huh?
<.Heather> them?
<.Bracken> Or just the one..
<.Heather> there's more than one in this story now?
�and later (sorry, I lost chat at this point and have a piece missing during which Heather said she didn�t think she was attractive)
<.Bracken> Heather..Shutup. You are pretty. Goodlooking. etc.
<.Heather> blah blah blah
<.Heather> lies
<.Bracken>
><.silver> heh
<.soapysophie.> *trying to adjust her telescope* nope..still cant see you heather...
<.Bracken> One of these days.. I'll hit you
> <.silver>so...sophie...it's your "telescope" you're adjusting, eh?
<.Bracken> Soapy..how far does it usually reach?
<.Heather> is that like speaker adjustment?
><.silver> ;)
><.silver> hehee
> <.silver>oh god
><.silver> heather and i
><.silver> same wavelength
><.silver> scary
<.Heather> eek
><.silver> aaahhh!
<.Heather> *runs in fear*
> <.silver>*runs in terror*
><.silver> hm
><.silver> lol
<.soapysophie.> oh shut up you too...lol
<.Heather> *gets tired of running and takes a nap*
><.silver> holy shit!
><.silver> that's freaky
<.Heather> what?
<.Bracken> Sil was just going to nap?
<.Heather> and brack, you will not hit me
><.silver> ? no
<.soapysophie.> if i'm adjusting a telescope..it would sound more like that if i was a guy...lol...
><.silver> i was not
<.Heather> soph...
><.silver> you prolly are, soph
<.Heather> is there something you haven't told us?
><.silver> you prolly have this whole hidden life too
><.silver> that we don't know about
><.silver> like heather's baby
<.Bracken> oooooooooooh...
><.silver> and what's the baby's name, heather?
<.soapysophie.> like what?? haha
<.Heather> hello??
<.Bracken> Heather.. I finally saw the Anna Paquin, Soapy thing
<.Heather> no baby
><.silver> lilke you're really a guy
<.Heather> really?
<.Bracken> Yeah.
<.Heather> howso?
<.soapysophie.> oh, that..yeah, it's true..i'm a guy
><.silver> heh
><.silver> i KNEW it!
<.soapysophie.> how diod you find out?
<.Heather> you kind of just said so soph
><.silver> and thus your protestations of innocence are rendered all the more unbelievable!
<.soapysophie.> actually, i'm both
><.silver> ooh
><.silver> hemaphrodite
<.soapysophie.> yeah
<.Heather> she's an earthworm now?
<.Bracken> I got the last bit of the movie..Ummm..I don't know what's it called. But I saw her and I said. Oh, so there is resemblence
<.Heather> xmen?
<.Heather> the piano?
<.Bracken> No
<.Bracken> No
<.Heather> fly away home?
<.soapysophie.> no..wait, that's my friend in hospital...lol, only, not really..we have this joke she';s a hermaphrodite
<.Bracken> No
<.Heather> umm
><.silver> hm
<.Heather> hmm
> <.silver>you have made hemaphrodite friends at your hospital
><.silver> that's interesting
><.silver> lol
<.Bracken> heeee
<.soapysophie.> *sigh* my virtual pikachu pet is mad at me
<.Heather> lol
> <.silver>lol
> <.silver>why?
> <.silver>what'd you do to it?
<.Heather> did you forget to feed it again?
<.soapysophie.> i didnt feed it or give it money for two weeks
<.Heather> Baby Joe gets cranky when I forget to...wait...nevermind that...lalala
<.Bracken> lol
><.silver> not feed it, like heather doesn't feed her baby 'cause she's too busy going out and getting laid by her horny old anthro prof's?
<.soapysophie.> seems a little upset about that
> <.silver>damnit
<.soapysophie.> it wont look at me
> <.silver>that woulda been funny if you hadn't already basically said it all...lol
<.Heather> hehe
> <.silver>wait, you have to give your pikachu thing money?
> <.silver>what's up with that?
><.silver> is he your pimp or something?
<.soapysophie.> it's greedy
<.Heather> lol
<.Heather> your pimp
<.Heather> haha
<.soapysophie.> yes, it's my pimp
><.silver> heh
<.soapysophie.> i have a virtual pokemon for a pimp
<.Bracken> Heeeeeeey. I thought I was your pimp...
<.Heather> I can picture a pikachu in purple and leopard print...
<.soapysophie.> that i have to feed
<.Heather> am I the only one who can picture this?
<.soapysophie.> you;re my other pimp
<.Bracken> Oh. good
<.Bracken> Yeah, I can picture it
<.soapysophie.> i have two..just..keeping my options open
<.Heather> good
<.soapysophie.> me too..
><.silver> one for each district she "works" in
<.Heather> "But you're my only source of income!!!"
<.Bracken> lol
><.silver> so your pokemon pimp is being all sullen, eh?
<.Bracken> hoooooooooooonk
><.silver> maybe he just needs a freebie
<.Heather> SHOE honk
><.silver> to pick him up, ya know
<.Bracken> hehe.
<.Bracken> HONK shoe
<.Heather> lol
<.soapysophie.> eyah,..he;s sulking...
<.Heather> SHOE!!!
<.Bracken> No
<.Heather> dammit to hell! SHOE!!!!
><.silver> lol
<.soapysophie.> shoe?
<.Bracken> Don't all pimps get freebies?
><.silver> i dunno
<.Heather> FUCKING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<.Bracken> IT IS HONK SHOE
><.silver> i never really thought about it all that much, to tell ya the truth
> <.silver>lol
><.silver> sophie?
><.silver> you're the expert on pimps...do they get freebies as a matter of course?
<.Heather> no
<.soapysophie.> yeah..umm..i'll just go and give my pikachu pimp a freebie and then go and check myself back into the psychiatic hospital
<.Heather> STUPID GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING SHOE!!!!!
<.Bracken> heheeee
> <.silver>heh
> <.silver>god damn, heather. calm down! lol
<.soapysophie.> and yes, they do sil..except bracky
<.Bracken> Fine. Fine fucking fine. HAB
<.Heather> haha
<.Bracken> I have to pay.. sadly..
<.Heather> hab?
<.Heather> is this your word now?
<.Bracken> Yes. Hab hab hab hab YOU
> <.silver>but *I* don't have to pay, right? 'cause of the whole lesbian lover thing?
<.Bracken> hmph
<.Heather> bah ram you!
> <.silver>hm...*also* strangely in sync with last night's dream
<.soapysophie.> no, you dont have to pay sil...
><.silver> hm
<.Bracken> 'blow me tight, it's a bird"
> <.silver>um
><.silver> mmmmkay
<.soapysophie.> unless you want me t do something sepcail in which case you need to fund it...ie; buy anything we might need
<.Bracken> Sil.. I don't think I want to know about your dream
><.silver> heh
<.soapysophie.> crap..i really cant spell
> <.silver>no need to worry...i have my own supplies
> <.silver>yeah
><.silver> brack
<.soapysophie.> good good
> <.silver>that's why i didn't tell it...lol brb
<.Bracken> nooooooooo
> <.silver>ooh!
> <.silver>that means she's going to...ahem
<.Heather> brb
<.Bracken> Yeah
><.silver> see, all this talk about her trade got her all hot and bothered..
<.Bracken> Wow.. hehee
><.silver> heather too...
> <.silver>ooh
> <.silver>she's cheating on SB
<.Bracken> Glory is talented
><.silver> now she's "away" with sophie
> <.silver>damn, she's insatiable
> <.silver>hm...just hit 6 a.m.
> <.silver>blah
> <.silver>why am i awake?
> <.silver>why am i the only one here?
><.silver> and talking?
<.Bracken> Hmm..if you and SB and you are like Ben/Glory..and you and Soapy are "together" and Heather and SB are
"together"..what does that mean?
><.silver> ah
> <.silver>there we go
<.Bracken> No, I'm just slow
><.silver> ooh, i don't know
> <.silver>that's a weird situation.
<.soapysophie.> excuuuuuse me..i did NOT go to 'ahem'....
<.Bracken> Yeah you did
<.Bracken> WB
> <.silver>so wait...heather is screwing BOTH of the people I'm connected to
<.soapysophie.> i did not
><.silver> SB and sophie
<.Bracken> And I'll...uhh...*pees*
> <.silver>heh
><.silver> i love the way you never leave the chat room to do that, brack
> <.silver>it's so liberated * g *
Note: I had to add the '.'s because otherwise the names wouldn't show up...so, if you ever save save a chat, maybe when you go into chat you could just add a little '.' at the front of your name..but then again that would require you to be pshycic cos otherwise you wouldn't know if the chat would be one you would want to save, so, nevermind :)
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