stool

Stool

8.28.01

<.qc> yeesh... sil, you remember that voyager site with the fucked-up reviews?
<.silver> ya
<.Doyle> we'll be our respective characetrs
<.Doyle> me dru
<.Doyle> qc angelus
<.Doyle> you spike, sil
<.qc> heh
<.silver> mkay
<.Doyle> heck, i might get an idea for the fic
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> let's start a new thread tho?
<.Doyle> ya?
<.Doyle> this one's so long
<.silver> aight
<.Doyle> you hate long threads
<.Doyle> sil
<.qc> y'know how (well, how I told you, anyhow) each one of the reviews had a one or two sentence summary?
<.silver> heh
<.silver> only when i'm adding 'em
<.silver> ;)
<.silver> yeah.
<.silver> you've shown me a few
<.Doyle> so then, new thread ya?
<.qc> I've had one of them going through my head for *days* now...
<.silver> "aight"
<.qc> heh... I know ;)
<.silver> lol...which?
<.Doyle> uh huh
<.silver> aight = all right
<.qc> That's Tuvok in the corner. That's him in the spot. Light. Losing his volition....
<.Doyle> *plays police academy theme in head*
<.silver> lmao
<.Doyle> lalalala lalalala
<.qc> it won't get out!
<.silver> ha ha
<.silver> that's too funny
<.qc> except for when the wheeee song gets in there
<.qc> or random simpsons quotes
<.silver> wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<.Doyle> lalalalalaalala
<.qc> laaaaaaaaa
<.silver> oh my god, and that's so funny because i went home and saw my dad and i was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<.qc> what're you gonna do, set the dogs on me?
<.qc> or the bees?
<.qc> lol
<.qc> or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and every time they bark, they shoot bees at you?
<.Doyle> or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you??!
<.Doyle> damn
<.silver> and oh my god, i was watching a movie theater, and this guy was like, oh, i got popcorn, and i was like "oh my god weeeeeeeeeeee!"
<.Doyle> frig
<.qc> mmm?
<.silver> yo, i saw artoo dee two on the street and he was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Bleep!
<.qc> *pictures Tuvok doing Michael Stipe... not like *that*
<.Doyle> hmmm, so someone gonna start the new thread?
<.silver> lol
<.silver> flailing his arms about
<.silver> *g*
<.qc> lol
<.silver> looking pensive, with wings and gay nazi guys in the background
<.qc> I was seeing him more on a stool in an empty room
<.qc> lol
<.silver> hehee
<.silver> and the milk bottle falls
<.qc> hee
[Tue Aug 28 06:43:41 EDT 2001] sophie: the one, the only.....
<.qc> oh god, I can't stop laughing
<.qc> SOPSY!!!!!!
<.Doyle> aww, i hate elroy nazis (ilroy?)
<.silver> and tuvok starts to get out of the chair, but doesn't, but the camera follows him anyway
<.Doyle> hey sophie
<.silver> heya soph :)
<.qc> lmao
<.sophie> QC! DOYLE! SIL!!!!!!! *takcls them all*
<.silver> sooooooooooooooophie!
<.silver> *hugs*
<.silver> in chat
<.qc> damn, I wish I had enough room on these tapes to leave the ads in... I hate going back and forth *sigh*
<.silver> holy crap
<.silver> with us
<.qc> *hugs back*
<.silver> *g*
<.sophie> wow..all four of us..in chat...*scared*
<.silver> heh
<.qc> <.Tuvok>*loses volition whilst on a stool*
<.silver> uh oh
<.silver> four of us
<.qc> WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1
<.silver> lmao....when i read that i read "loses stool"
<.qc> we're number 1!
<.qc> LMAO
<.silver> and got a really disturbing mental picture
<.silver> brb
<.qc> oh, shit
<.sophie> sil, dont share that....please :)
<.qc> *almost does a sil and falls off chair*
<.qc> damn, the teev's gone quiet... can't tell if there's ads or not
<.Doyle> *fulfills the prophecy and pushes qc off chair*
<.qc> *prods at stool with a fork*
<.qc> **lands on Tuvok's stool*'
<.qc> oh, EW
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> oh gross
<.qc> the *other* one
[Tue Aug 28 06:46:09 EDT 2001] soph: GHOST. i have a ghost!
<.qc> the other white meat
<.silver> wb soph!
<.Doyle> wb SOPH
<.silver> whoo, a ghost already!
<.silver> lol
<.qc> YAY! A GhOST!
<.silver> now there are five
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> yay
<.qc> that's the one thing I've really missed since we've been together... the ghosts
<.soph> just like old times.*wipes away a tear*
<.Doyle> *lies on back on floor and licks underneath soph's foot*
<.silver> ha ha
<.silver> ew
<.silver> ew!
<.qc> yay
<.qc> doyley bueller, you're my hero
<.soph> qc! what have you DOEN to him????
<.silver> alas, doyle....we're no longer LSD, though
<.Doyle> see, why can't you be encouraging like qc, sil??
<.qc> hee
<.silver> 'cause yuck!
<.silver> sdqss. we don't even make a word anymore.
<.qc> *tells tuvok to pick up his own damn stool*
<.silver> sqdss
<.silver> squids
<.qc> get that fricken spot. light. off the stool will ya? geez
<.silver> lol
<.qc> and I think I've killed the joke
<.qc> so I'll just let it die
<.qc> and decompose
<.silver> lmao
<.qc> like a good stool should
<.Doyle> well, so much for new post. guess i should be on my way...
<.silver> leaving?
<.qc> doyley, why didn't *you* start the new post?
<.Doyle> *picks stuff up* my whole life - i've never left anythnig else
<.qc> then we could reply :)
<.silver> hm...intriguing question. *looks at doyle*
<.qc> lol
<.silver> and lol
<.silver> lmao@anythnig!
<.Doyle> of hucvk
<.Doyle> oh fuck even
<.silver> lol!
<.qc> hee
<.silver> hucvk!!!! *giggles uncontrollably*
<.qc> brb
<.silver> omg, omg...someone's gonna hear me laughing....
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> shoosh sil
<.Doyle> this is a library
<.Doyle> after all
<.silver> *tears stream out of eyes*
<.silver> i can't!
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> since when?
<.soph> *tickles sil*
<.silver> nooooooo!
<.silver> *laughs harder*
<.soph> *tick;les harder*
<.silver> omg.....i am sooooooooo slaphappy all the sudden
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> *looks at soph's feet like they're a delicousy*
<.Doyle> sp?
<.silver> i mean...come on...try to pronounce that word. anythnig
<.Doyle> *slaps sil* hahaha
<.silver> it just MAKES you laugh
<.silver> *g*
<.soph> *sits on her feet*
<.silver> delicacy
<.soph> sils on druuuuuuuuuuugs
<.Doyle> of course
<.soph> DRUGS
<.silver> no....the LSD was earlier
<.Doyle> drugs are her frieeeeeeeeend
<.soph> DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<.silver> dude, but i think Leo was drunk tonight
<.silver> lol
<.qc> shit, you go away for a minute, and it comes this close *holds fingers millimetre apart* to freezing... bah
<.silver> heh
<.silver> bah!
<.Doyle> wb qc
<.soph> he was??
<.silver> oh yeah. wb
<.silver> i think so
<.qc> I'll be in and out (not like that) for the next few minutes
<.qc> brb
<.silver> he was being veddy veddy weird
<.silver> kk
<.silver> i saved the IM to put on the sanctum
<.silver> ;)
<.silver> i asked him if he was drunk
<.soph> lol....i spoke to him a lil at like...4am my time
<.silver> he told me that it was actually crack
<.soph> he told me to go to bed
<.silver> *g*
<.qc> hee
<.silver> what the hell were you doing up at 4 a.m.?
<.qc> hey, you never ask *me* that
<.soph> woke up..thought i'd check out who was online
<.Doyle> so yeah, where was i? my whole life - i've never taken so long to leave *twice* *walks out and strolls to van and hops in and almost breaks down into tears and then starts van and drives off and hits a puppy on the way outta town*
<.silver> lol
<.qc> *shoots out van's tyres*
<.silver> awww....lol
<.silver> dead puppies!
<.silver> dead puppies!
<.qc> yay!
<.soph> sil...does the end scene in 'the wish' count as a tragic scene???
<.Doyle> LMAFOA
<.silver> ya, sure :)
<.soph> ahhhhhhhhh! DEAD PUPPIES
<.silver> whatever ya think was tragic
<.silver> dead puppies
<.silver> dead puppies
<.qc> yeah, because vampXander dies *sniff*
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> *gets in taxi and drives away*
<.qc> shit, I forgot to put that on my list
<.qc> *eats taxi*
<.silver> dead puppies on your list?
<.silver> *g*
<.qc> lol
<.qc> that's not tragic!
<.Doyle> okays, lemme go alright?
<.soph> doyle...sing daed puppies!
<.silver> sing!
<.qc> dead(er) vampXander
<.soph> i miss that song!
<.silver> sing!
<.silver> sing dead puppies, even!
<.silver> lol
<.qc> sing, sing, siiiiiiiiiiiing
<.soph> doyle! doyle! doyle!
<.qc> *waves cigarette lighter*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> *has a sucking chest wound*
<.qc> or I'll treat y'all to another round of tuvok's stool
<.qc> hee
<.Doyle> um....d-dead *voice shakey* puppies....
<.qc> yay, she quoteth the restless
<.Doyle> dead p-puppies *galp*
<.silver> ha ha
<.qc> louder!
<.silver> galp!
<.Doyle> dead pupies are-aren't much fun....
<.Doyle> gulp even
<.silver> ;)
<.Doyle> *begs* lemme gooooooooooo
<.qc> WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!
<.Doyle> pleeeeeeease
<.Doyle> *sniff*
<.qc> brb
<.silver> nooooooooooo
<.silver> *sobs*
<.silver> why do you want to leave us, doyley?
<.soph> come on. i wont even yell at ya!
<.silver> with all of us in chat!
<.silver> *sniff* he doesnt' love us anymore
<.Doyle> *takes advantage of situation while qc's brbing*
<.Doyle> that's it
<.Doyle> i'm done
<.silver> nevermind that all of us in chat all together at once is a sure sign of the apocalypse....still
<.qc> nuh-uh!
<.qc> you're staying right ehre, buddy!
<.qc> here, even
<.soph> *grabs doyle round the wasit* i'll give ya anotehr lapdance
<.soph> if you sing
<.Doyle> i don't possess a wasit
<.qc> flowers and dead puupy dogs in it for ya
<.silver> lmao
<.qc> hee
<.silver> @doyle
<.qc> puupy
<.soph> HAH
<.silver> wasawasit?
<.qc> pupae dogs!
<.silver> daed puupy dogs
<.silver> lol
<.soph> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaist
<.silver> daed poopy dogs?
<.qc> getting nutrition from tuvok's stool
<.silver> lmao
<.qc> I think I need some sleep.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> nooooooooooooo
<.qc> not right now, you freak
<.Doyle> lol
<.qc> or were you talking to doyle?
<.qc> in which case, ignore
<.silver> anyone
<.silver> no leaving
<.soph> *ties them all to chat*
<.qc> *bites sil*
<.silver> staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
<.silver> wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith
<.silver> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<.qc> it's been too long since there's been any bondage around here
<.silver> you'd better hope and pray
<.silver> that you make it safe
<.silver> back to your own world
<.soph> siiiil...when we gonna get marrieeeeeeeed?
<.qc> that you shut up
<.silver> lol
<.soph> CHAINS
<.qc> hee
<.silver> dunno, soph....when's good for you?
<.silver> let's set a date
<.qc> hmm, Springer ad
<.soph> goats...*gets lost in the memories*
<.silver> and then i can write the fic about our children ;)
<.qc> do you have a bizarre sexual life?
<.qc> um... yay?
<.silver> heh
<.silver> shoosh
<.qc> brb
<.silver> kk
<.soph> lol, i really dont mind..hmm, i'm going away for a few days tomorrow...but maybe this w/e...
<.silver> mmmmmmmkay
<.silver> and it was gonna be on a saturday night, wasn't it? oh, but that's with the old plans. matters not. lemme know what's good for you, and we'll pick something ;)
<.qc> *bites jerry*
<.silver> ack! wakeup. late. brb
<.qc> k
<.Doyle> look, i *have* to go, alright? I'm trying to do what's right here, okay? I'm trying to think with my head instead of my heart.
<.soph> hehe, kk..ill find out
<.qc> *bites Doyle*
<.qc> you cannae leave me! You don't have the power!
<.Doyle> *turns and walks away fading into mist never to be seen again*
<.qc> fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr
<.soph> DOYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<.soph> *sobs*
<.silver> wtf?
<.silver> he didn't even wait to say goodbye?
<.silver> *sobs*
<.qc> *hurls abuse in doyle's general direction*
<.silver> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<.soph> bastard...broke my heart....*throws herself out a window*
<.silver> doyley, come baaaaaaaaaaaack!
<.silver> *eyes fall out from the constant sobbing*
<.silver> *flings eyeball at qc*
<.silver> *flicks other eyeball at sophie*
<.qc> *eats them, naturally*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> natch ;)
<.soph> *stares mournfully at where doyle was alst seen*
<.soph> EWW
<.silver> ) <---eyeless smiley
<.qc> hee
<.soph> my fianc�e has no eyes
<.soph> new turn of events
<.silver> that's doyle in the corner. that's doyle in the spot-light, having lots of visions. trying to keep, my eyes both in...and i don't know, if i can do it.....
<.silver> it's okay darling....i can still "see" you with my hands ;)
<.qc> lmao
<.silver> *feels sophie up*
<.silver> oh no, i've said too much.....
<.silver> i haven't said enough
[Tue Aug 28 07:03:39 EDT 2001] sil's bitch: ;)
<.silver> lol
<.qc> Yet another traumatic event in the life of harry Kim... alien-spawned pompatus of Love.
<.silver> um.....
<.sil�s bitch> fucking computer
<.qc> wb!
<.silver> ha
<.qc> and hee, sil
<.silver> my bitch!
<.silver> consider this....consider this. bitch of the century....consider this. she brought me to my knees.....
<.sil�s bitch> my ghost is gone.......
<.silver> alas
<.sil�s bitch> haha
<.silver> *mourns loss of ghost*
<.sil�s bitch> sil
<.silver> hee
<.qc> doyle has the bitch of the century?
<.sil�s bitch> ha ha

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