I have two different songs, and one is lame, and the other is sick and lame. I know that's never stopped me before, but hey. Guess I'll post them both, even though they do sucketh much.

(From "World Where You Live")

Here�s someone now
His hot love muscle
His steady hand
Brings forth a fountain
Of cream on your head
C�mon now, there *must* be something missing! :p

That green-skinned one
`Sin a closet, and he
Needs to come out

Oh, but you grab him down low
And shove your groin in his face
Then suck him where he lives
Suck him where he lives, oh, oh

You live a lie
Think Lorne�s your lover
With spun-steel balls
That voice sensuous
�Syou he�s calling for
You run to get some more cream from the kitchen

If he was actually here
You know he�d attack
You with a mace

So, tell me where do you go
While you smear cream on your face?
Delusion where you live
Delusion where you live, oh, oh

If friends came �round, you might dismember
Them if they said that Lorne, and you, were not, forever

~*~*~*~

This one just popped into my head.

(From "Easy")

I know it sounds funny, but I just can�t stand the strain
qc sounds like she�s talking in code
I try to understand her fucked-up speech all I can
But over my head most of it goes
Yeah
Ooh
It�s never easy
No, no, no, no
I try to send her a warning
Oh, oh, oh, oh
That her words make me queasy
Oh, oh, oh, oh
And tend to send me yawnawwwnoh-aw-aw-nennn

I heave a big sigh
So high
I wanna be free to know my understanding of her slang is right
What could an �ugg� be?
And what the hell is �tea�?

Oh, baby