yeah...it's to the tune of "this old man". not really sure how that happened, but hey...

I hate snow

snow hates me

it’s what I get

for living in Cincinnati.

With a honk honk,

mother Fuck.

Get the hell out of the road!

A salt truck goes by

with another load.

I hate ice

ice hates me

it made my car slide

into a bloody tree.

With a honk honk,

mother Fuck.

Get the hell out of the road!

A salt truck goes by

with another load.

I hate cold

cold hates me.

How freaking cold

can my toes really be?

With a honk honk,

mother Fuck.

Get the hell out of the road!

A salt truck goes by

with another load.

I hate slush

slush hates me

Don’t eat yellow snow

‘cause it’s just pee.

With a honk honk

mother Fuck.

Get the hell out of the road!

A salt truck goes by

with another load.

I hate snow

snow hates me

And these stupid-ass people

driving when they cannot see

can just Fuck off,

you son of a bitch

get the hell off the road!

And a salt truck goes by

with another load.