Simon
all we are saying is give Riley a chance!!!!!
05:14:15 07/25/01 Wed
Statement on behalf of the PRGM
The PRGM condemns the attack on the peace loving GLRs and calls for a UN Riley War Crimes Tribunal to investigate allegations of brutality and torture against the GLRs and furthermore to bring the Darksiders to justice. Otherwise the PRGM will be forced to resort to a campaign of rileyism and steal the Darksiders' comfort blankets.
We would also like to point out that we are not sad or delusional. In fact, we are feeling quite zen at the minute as we are dancing to the Pulp Fiction soundtrack in the office.
Sophie
*sits happily on the fence, muching popcorn and laughing*
10:58:52 07/25/01 Wed
you all crazy...and this whole 'war' thing is faaaaaar too much effort..hehe :)
so, can i ramble about how i've spent my past couple of days? goood....ok, so, i was meant to be going to london really early yesterday morning...i woke up..dragged myself out of bed only to return tehre a few minutes later with a huuuge migrain and my mother yelling at me just to 'work through the pain' whilst i could barely see straight...in the end, she caved in and let me sleep an extra hour...we eventually get up to london and i go to my doctors appointment, where he gets out all these pictures of my brain and ear which were take on a scan i had done a while back..he pointed to various things adn explained what they were while i smiled and nodded and kept my eyes on a wasp that was buzzing around the room...when i eventually payed attention to what he was saying, it boiled down to that i do have a brain, i have the scans to prove it (yay!) and i have nothing noticably wrong with my head or ears (again, yay!) of course, the yayness was lessened slightly by 'we will probably never know exactly what is wrong with you to cause your dizzyness, but i hope in time, it will go' (that's it??? *sigh* modern medicine really isn't all that it's cracked up to be....)
so, after that, i go and do some shopping...i have alos officially declared war on ALL shops...why does NOTHING fit me?? after traipsing around 10 shops, trying on 100 differnt items of clothing and buying 2 things, we went to my mum's cousin's house, where i had to sit for an hour, smiling politely, as she showed me picture, after picture of her 10 grandchildren(one of which is my god son, another of whihc is the person who's name i stole(sophie)...
eventually we left there and went to our friends flat(this invlolved driving over the river, and my mum, helpful person she is, said 'by the way nina, this is the river thames' ..i don't think DUH! is quite a strong enough word.... so we arrive in this flat and i go into what i'm told is my room...and on the wall is a fish on a wooden..thing...and there's a little red button underneath it..so, me being the fool i am, pressed it..and what happened?? the fish started to sing and dance...my mother shouted at me to turn it off, but i couldn't...so, we had to listen to this singing and dancing fish for about 5 minutes till it eventually shut up...
next: supper. me and my mum arrived at this restaurant(where we were meetning my dad adn some of his friends) and they said they didn;t have our resevation..bleh, big fight there and eventually, when they realised the DID except for 2 people, not 7, they seated us. the evening was generally fun except for the fact everyone(cept me of course) got very drunk and started talking about things that parents should never, ever talk about in front of their children..ie:
my mum: i can beat him(meaning at golf)
my dad: is that a promise???
me: *stunned disbelief and VERY evil glares*
it was when my parents friend started saying that he wished his wife would wake him up in a nicer way that i ran to the loo and hid for 10 minutes....
today: more shopping....why can't the same size mean the same bloody size?? grrr...but...i did by a looovely pair of shoes, which makes the whole trip worthwhile...hehe :)
anyways..i'm bored, so i thought i'd bore you all with my...boring tale..heh..now, i wonder how many typos i managed to make there...hehe
silver
*steals sophie's popcorn and runs away*
11:20:24 07/25/01 Wed
lmao!
the singing and dancing fish thing was hilarious. lol. It's so funny b/c they're all over the place, here. Hee.
And omg...your parents! That is like....sooo wrong. Next time, you should join in the conversation and shock them, though ;) Tell 'em you have an internet lesbian lover, and see what they say.
Sophie
heeeeeeeeeeeey!
11:27:40 07/25/01 Wed
*tries to climb down off the fence to chase sil, but gets her skirt caught + can only yell while hanging upsidown*
hehe, yeah, i've seen the fish around here too, but i didn;t know they a) were so loud and b) dont shut up for aaaaaaages...
and yeah, i should tell them that...i wonder what they'd say....
silver
*giggles at Sophie's predicament, hung upside down from the fence*
11:29:19 07/25/01 Wed
neener neener neener!
*munches popcorn*
Sophie
you bitca!!!
11:33:38 07/25/01 Wed
*bangs angrily on the fence, trying to dislodge herself* give it baaaaaaaaack!!!!
Grim
YOINK *takes popcorn back and helps Sophie down from the fence*
11:32:39 07/25/01 Wed
You should pick on girls your own size.
Sophie
*straightens out her clothes* awww, thanks grim *offers him some popcorn* :)
11:38:40 07/25/01 Wed
wait, you did give that bakc to me, right?? hehe :)
*sticks her tongue out at sil* :p
silver
*pouts*
11:38:05 07/25/01 Wed
but...but...I'm allowed to pick on sophie! we're like...engaged. It goes with the engagement! It's right here in the rules!
*g*
Sophie
haha....nah-uh!
11:41:20 07/25/01 Wed
you have to be NICE to me at all times..and cook dinner!! and do whatever i want! it's all here in MY rules :p *g*
silver
oh, i see
11:46:33 07/25/01 Wed
*rifles through own set of rules, then throws them aside*
i guess i got a different set of rules from you. lol.
Sophie
heh, well...where did you get yours from????
11:49:56 07/25/01 Wed
you probaly got fake ones... :P
silver
from the International House of Engagements......where else?
11:51:45 07/25/01 Wed
it was all very official. Look here, at all these signatures. And when I was done, they gave me a lollipop. That was the clincher. Are you sure yours are real? Did you get a lollipop?
Sophie
of course!
11:54:23 07/25/01 Wed
i bought them of heather...she promised me they were official and real...but then again, she HAD been running low on cheese at the time...dammit! she tricked me! *sob*
silver
curse you, Heatherosa!!!
11:57:42 07/25/01 Wed
*shakes fist*
look what you've done! You've gone and made my fiance cry!
see if I go to the market to get you cheese anymore, or give you old men to eat...(ahem)...or make up any more spontaneous poetry in your name!
*turns to sophie*
see...you should have gone to I-Hoe, like me. ;)
Sophie
LOL...
12:00:43 07/25/01 Wed
*sobbing incoherantly* you...*sniff* tell her *Sniff* sil.....
and yes...i should have...*hangs her head*
silver
It's okay. I - Hoe can help both of us!
12:04:21 07/25/01 Wed
in honour of our new-found determination, I have composed this little song for the terrible, the mighty, the villainous Heahterosa:
Heatherosa, o Heatherosa, look what you did.
Heahterosa, o Heatherosa, sophie's crying like a kid.
Heatherosa, o Heatherosa, it's all your fault.
Heatherosa, o Heatherosa, now see if i join your cheese cult!
*bows*
thank you, thank you very much
;)
Sophie
LOL!!!
12:09:00 07/25/01 Wed
*looks around nervously* i hope we don';t get trampled on now....hehe :)
silver
*gets infected by sophie's nervousness, and eyes the surrounding buildings suspisciously*
12:13:15 07/25/01 Wed
she could be hiding behind any one of them.....
Sophie
*dives under her desk*
12:20:58 07/25/01 Wed
true....i'm scaaaaaaared....hehe
silver
*breaks out super-secret military weapons cache*
12:23:43 07/25/01 Wed
just in case...
Grim
Hey! Those are property of the Darkside!
12:36:06 07/25/01 Wed
Ooooh! Max is gonna be SO upset with you.
silver
pfft. i fear not your Max!
01:31:44 07/26/01 Thu
I sneer at your Max!
*sneers, to demonstrate*
look...we all hate riley here...there's no need to make me fight you ;)
besides, this is my very own "sanka blend" of weapons :)
Heather
Fear the Great Heatherosa! *growls*
01:33:32 07/26/01 Thu
Hehehe...Sanka is so great
silver
ack! *runs in terror*
01:35:31 07/26/01 Thu
*tries to load ammo clip whilst running, and fails miserably*
demmit!
Heather
*stomps on some innocent people*
01:38:19 07/26/01 Thu
Sulv...would you happen to still have that car of your's?
silver
*throws down defective clip....hefting flamethrower*
01:44:11 07/26/01 Thu
uh....um....
*looks frantically at car, then tries desperately to look anywhere else*
um...no. I uh....well see it's....I...sold it! Yeah! That's it!
Heather
After all of those problems you had with Dennis' ass?
01:48:51 07/26/01 Thu
*gnaws on a helicopter*
Sigh...what shall I do?
Caaaaaar...
silver
heh. i later grew to love his ass.
01:58:42 07/26/01 Thu
As long as I feed it and keep it happy, it performs magnificently :)
aww...poor heatherosa. you're really just misunderstood, aren't you?
*walks over to nearby car lot and offers a '00 Spider to Heatherosa*
Heather
Everyone should love Dennis' ass. I know I do.
02:02:12 07/26/01 Thu
I'm very misunderstood. *riff*
*goes searching for some cheese to go with yummy car*
silver
*worships the almighty ass*
02:08:17 07/26/01 Thu
*looks at weapons*
well, i guess I won't be needing these anymore. I wonder if the Darksiders would like them?
Heather
*finds old man to eat*
02:09:56 07/26/01 Thu
Yummy...