Doyle

poll.......sort of.....

00:47:03 03/25/01 Sun

Doyle

BLAH! i can wait no longer for answers! man-nurse, grab a shovel. we're going digging for goatman corpses

01:00:18 03/25/01 Sun

Doyle

BLAH! i can wait no longer for answers! man-nurse, grab a shovel. we're going digging for goatman corpses:)

01:00:18 03/25/01 Sun

Swedish Bob

*Grabs shovel, raincoat, and other assorted mad scientist paraphernalia and heads for the cemetary.*

01:02:50 03/25/01 Sun

qc

*covers nose from smell, and starts lighting the incense and mixing the herbs*

01:06:51 03/25/01 Sun

Swedish Bob

*Swirls some of the herbs and incense over the grave (which is in he people cemetary, btw) and digs.*

01:10:38 03/25/01 Sun

qc

*smokes the leftover herbs, and offers to help dig, 'cause she's not sexist like Buffy is*

01:17:43 03/25/01 Sun

Swedish Bob

Hey everyone! We reached the coffin! Woohoo! Help me get it out of the hole!

01:27:00 03/25/01 Sun

Soon, very soon, Goatman will live again thanks to our unholy combination of bad mojo and mad science. Muhahahaha!

qc

*bends down and heaves on the coffin, showing an exorbitant amount of cleavage in the process*

01:37:06 03/25/01 Sun

Yes, there is no way to dance other than a Mysterious One. (And yes, voy is now letting me see posts again all of a sudden! Keep it up, fucker, and I might just let you live.) *begins the Snoopy Dance of Shocking Vulgarity and Resurrecting of the Decomposed, which Impresses the Yokels*

Doyle

ooh, qc cleavage:)...uh, i mean, we have a sanctuary lab?? oh well, follows man-nurse back to lab to perform ritual resurrecting. couldn't we have just done it out in the rain?

01:44:28 03/25/01 Sun

Swedish Bob

While Doyle is admiring the view... . *Puts Goatman on the table and attaches electrodes. Starts chanting something deep from the Tibetan Book of the Dead.*

01:50:52 03/25/01 Sun

Now, all we need is a lightning bolt to strike!

Doyle

*climbs to the roof of sanctuary lab and holds a metal rod up into the sky* come on lightening you slightly scarey mother of nature fuck! give us everything you got! (note: rod has cable attached that runs down to where goatman lies on becnh so that lightening may give goatman life)

02:02:56 03/25/01 Sun

Lightning

CRASH!!! FLASH!!! BOOM!!!

02:12:48 03/25/01 Sun

It's working! It's working! Oh my God!

Doyle

uh...does that loud deafening noise mean i'm dead?? nah, of course not. i can't die. i'm just a little cooked is all. the lengths i'll go to to bring a dead goatman back to life. is his fingers even twitching? wait, does he even have fingures? he's a goat right? he got hooves instead?

02:18:02 03/25/01 Sun

lightening has left Doyle with a need to ask too many questions. meanwhile, goatman's decayed eyelids start to open. *crashes through roof of lab and lands beside the table goatman's on. holds a picture of alex up infront of goatman for him to see* this, this is the person who got you killed!

Goatman

baaaahhh! must. find. Aaaaaaalex!!!

02:21:08 03/25/01 Sun

Doyle

*has tranquilizer gun at the ready for if goatman decides to take his anger out on us innocent bystanders who gave him life* no motherfarqing creation of mine/ours (man-nure's, qc's and mine) is gonna kill it's creators (ala adam killing his creator, walsh)

02:28:20 03/25/01 Sun

um, so now what do we do?

Goatman

aaagh! I was going to take my anger and frustration at being dead out upon my creators, but now I'm too confused and agog at your spiel, because my brain is too small to comprehend it. Therefore I will go hence and wreak havoc in the village! Muhahahahah!

02:30:57 03/25/01 Sun

silver

*squeals* oh my god! you guys did it! You brought him to life! Om gom gom gom!

02:22:41 03/25/01 Sun

qc

Goatman is back? Hazzah!

02:30:04 03/25/01 Sun

Now, to take care of my sweet, chewy Doyley.... *realises that is sounds like she's gonna eat him, which isn't the case* You have to have something Doyle, to keep up her strength! *proffers wet pizza*

Swedish Bob

*Does a little Snoopy Dance* We did it! We did it!

02:35:22 03/25/01 Sun

Paraphrases Dr. Frankenstein, "He's alive! He's alive!" Woohoo!

Bracken

*applauds* Congratulations people.

02:39:11 03/25/01 Sun

This is a thrilling moment. Look, how thrilled I am.

*wets self*

Doyle

oh, and everyone, just cover your foreheads for if goatman has a taste for brains now:)

02:38:20 03/25/01 Sun

Goatman

*zombie-walks toward SB* I will eat your brain!!!!

02:43:01 03/25/01 Sun

Doyle

nuh uh, evil fiend! SB's brains are the property of Glory now. she sucked his sanity good which renders man-nurse useless to you. and suddenly i'm thinking i need to get my sanity sucked too GLORY!!!

02:47:17 03/25/01 Sun

Goatman

Must, have, brain!!! *looks longingly at Doyle's head*

02:48:35 03/25/01 Sun

Doyle

GLORY! HELP! hey brack!:)

02:51:56 03/25/01 Sun

Goatman

She cannot help you now. I will eat your brain, and then go on to pillage the sanctuary with my newly enhanced IQ.

02:56:58 03/25/01 Sun

Doyle

enhanced IQ? what makes you think my brain will enhance your IQ?? it'll more likely make you dumber *hits goatman over the head with tranquilizer gun*

03:04:43 03/25/01 Sun

back off you brain-eating undead goatish man thing!

Goatman

*cries*

how come nobody will let Goatman eat? Goatman is huuuuungry! 03:10:04 03/25/01 Sun

qc

Fuck off, Goatman.

03:15:38 03/25/01 Sun

Where the hell am I? Did I ever get out of the lab? Fuck. Now I'm confused and lonely and naked and need someone to warm me up. Hot damn. Maybe I should light another fire. Maybe I should get outta the lab before it burns to the ground. So many questions. Hmm, guess I have to be outta the lab if I'm telling Goatman to fuck off. Cool. I'm somewhere. It's a start. Ooh, it's raining again. And Goatman, get some respect. We raised you. Please don't eat us. Thankyou.

Goatman

you're right....now i see the error of my ways. thank you qc, thank you! *bows and scrapes*

03:23:00 03/25/01 Sun

I shall go forth now and find Alex, and rip off his testicles.

Goatman

All right, that's it. I'm through playing. And now, I pillage the board! Bwahahahahaha!!

03:14:12 03/25/01 Sun