Push
11.23.01
Note: this IM contains spoilers up through "Smashed, in s6 of Btvs. Read only if you want to get majorly spoiled for it!
<.Bracken>: I'm pushtired. ( I don't know either)
<.silver> heh
<.silver> push...push.....aaaah....*goes off thinking about the buffy / spike scene again...for the thousanth time since it aired*
<.silver> *thousandth
<.Bracken>: you never heard the zipper?
<.silver> oh i have since my original post ;)
<.silver> oh yes
<.silver> *g*
<.Bracken>: lol
<.silver> but i still don't think it was him who did it
<.silver> or who was supposed to have done it
<.Bracken>: no, she undid the zipper
<.silver> 'cause...dude...he just looks too surprised
<.Bracken>: who said that he did?
<.silver> yeah....liz and star were trying to convince me that there *was* time for all of that to have happened while her hand was down there, b/c his hand was down there too. they put forth that he undid his zipper, et al, and buffy brought her own skirt up and ripped the underwear
<.silver> but i'm not buying it
<.silver> A) that skirt she was wearing was long and leathery, and would not have been easily pushed up. Definitely not enough for her to get her legs around him like that so quickly. B) even IF he was the one who unzipped himself (which i don't believe), it's not anywhere NEAR as easy for a guy to fuck with his jeans still up like that as they make it look in movies and tv. in fact, it's pretty much not do-able.
<.Bracken>: nah. he was probably playing with her ass. she snaked her little hand down there undid the zipper. he gave her the surprised look. she gave him the 'you ready?' look. and rode him. Question is, did his eyes roll back? Did he pop like warm champagne? hmm?
<.silver> C) the uh...alleged "moment of insertion" is also a load of crap, b/c buffy jerks upwards at the moment she gives that little gasp. If she were really impaling herself upon him, she'd be sinking down onto him.
<.silver> and lol
<.silver> @ the warm champagne
<.Bracken>: so wait. if you're saying that all these things are wrong.. what are you implying? just crappy sex scene?
<.silver> i'm saying it's just not really realistic. it's still hot though, if you can put it out of your mind long enough ;-)
<.Bracken>: and maybe the leather skirt was really worn and ripped and moved easily and maybe for the first gasp he thrust upward.
<.silver> lol. i don't think so. that skirt was long, and tight enough so that you could see her form pretty well. and it was leather. those three facts do not make for easy skirt lifting.
<.silver> and uh....no, i don't think there was any thrusting upward by him...'cause again, he looked all surprised and stuff.
<.Bracken>: oooooh. K, I can't explain the skirt part.
<.Bracken>: But...
<.silver> heh
<.Bracken>: Maybe Buffy's powerful vaginal muscles pulled Spike's cock upwards. Hmmm? ;-)
<.silver> lmfao!
<.silver> dude, if that were the case, it would have to be like, a vacuum down there.
<.Bracken>: lol. she is strong.
<.silver> like, a freaking dirt devil, or something
<.silver> and that just can't be sanitary
<.Bracken>: hee
<.Bracken>: well, I'm sure it wouldn't go around sucking up everything.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> ew
<.Bracken>: She can probably control it
<.Bracken>: Xander "oops dropped my pencil" Buffy. "Oh let me get that for you..."
<.silver> *imagines Buffy walking down the street sucking up candy wrappers and cigarrette butts and loose change from the street *
<.silver> lmao...i say again...ew
<.Bracken>: lmfao
<.Bracken>: you started this topic!
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i did?
<.silver> oh...*scrolls up*....i did
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> only b/c you said push!
<.Bracken>: push is an innocent everyday word
<.silver> heh.....not if you're me ;-)
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