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Order in the Court

06.07.01 (2)

<.Lindsey> hey silver
<.silver> heh. hey b1...hey "lindsey"
<.silver> > ;)
<.Lindsey> hey "silver"
<.silver> > wow, that was a fast half/hour
<.silver> > seemed like
<.silver> > i spent the whole thing collecting pics
<.Lindsey> beautyone here was just asking me bout that pick i posted...
<.silver> > and posting half of them
<.silver> > *g*
<.Beautyone> seemed like bloody forever to me
<.Lindsey> you know, the one where i'm asleep
<.silver> > uh huh
<.silver> > about where your hand is, maybe?
<.Beautyone> bleeding hell of forever!
<.Lindsey> ya
<.silver> > hee
<.silver> > see, i know how b1's mind works
<.Lindsey> exactly what she was wondering!
<.silver> > ;)
<.Lindsey> *g*
<.silver> > like a great big dirty GUTTER
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> apparently you do indeed
<.Beautyone> always on the slippery slope to the gutter
<.silver> > hee
<.silver> > it's where to be
<.silver> > mmm...brownie
<.silver> > and milk
<.silver> > mmm..milk.
<.silver> > miiiiilk
<.silver> > milk!
<.Beautyone> sheesh, milking it for all its worth?
<.Lindsey> lol
<.silver> > heh
<.Lindsey> i love that ad
<.Lindsey> the cordy did
<.Lindsey> that should be a real ad
<.Lindsey> damnit
<.silver> > that would be funny
<.Lindsey> that's an ad i *would* stay and watch
<.silver> > *sigh* now i'm cold
<.Lindsey> so...what'd y'all think of my singin'?
<.silver> > *gets up to shut the windows she opened only a couple hours ago*
<.Beautyone> I thought it was lovely and I cant wait for the cd to come out
<.silver> > it was beaut-ee-ful
<.silver> > yeah, that'd be cool if they ever do an ats cd, and that was on there
<.Lindsey> aw, you're both too kind
<.silver> > heh
<.silver> > btw, gmbp's up
<.Lindsey> the album should be available some time in the distant future, beautyone
<.Beautyone> I saw but like Lindsey Im stumped
<.silver> > heh
<.silver> > very funny
<.Lindsey> lol
<.silver> > took me a second to get that
<.Lindsey> i *didn't* see that one coming
<.Beautyone> really?
<.Lindsey> and i'd thought i'd heard *all* the one hand jokes
<.silver> > there ya go, man....a great "hand or stump" joke to use in the comic
<.Beautyone> its been hanging in my head for weeks
<.silver> > heh
<.Beautyone> waiting
<.silver> > heh
<.silver> > well, it was worth the wait
<.silver> > for we were mightily amused
<.silver> > ;)
<.Beautyone> thanks.
<.Beautyone> but I think I wore out my brain
<.silver> > weren't we, lindsey?
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> i certainly was!
<.silver> > *knocks on lindsey's door*
<.Lindsey> come in
<.silver> > *runs in and grabs lindsey, burying her face in his neck*
<.silver> > warm!
<.Lindsey> ooh ah...
<.silver> > *throws lindsey across the room*
<.Lindsey> uhm...
<.Lindsey> darla?
<.silver> > *runs and grabs drusilla and runs out*
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > sorry, i just thought that whole scene was just...funny
<.silver> > lol
<.Beautyone> I agree with Lilah, wholeheartedly
<.silver> > and yes, good call on the line
<.silver> > *claps*
<.silver> > yeah
<.Lindsey> *throws debris of what was once probably a table off of me angrily*
<.silver> > stake the bitch!
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > whoo!
<.Lindsey> you choose drusilla over me? are you feeble in some way i don't know about yet??!
<.silver> > heh
<.Lindsey> off*
<.Beautyone> ugh, I would never choose drusilla
<.silver> > me either
<.Lindsey> wait, i had the spelling all right the first time. of was meant to be of
<.silver> > i mean...she's pretty and all, i guess...but she's no beach-bum evil lawyer
<.silver> > ;)
<.Lindsey> sign these papers saying i never made a typo
<.silver> > *g*
<.Lindsey> *hands papers to both beautyone and sil*
<.silver> > oh no, you're not catching *me* in your legal web!
<.silver> > *runs away from papers*
<.Lindsey> what legal web?
<.Beautyone> *lights papers on fire*
<.silver> > your legal web of lies!
<.Beautyone> *slowly after have a nice cigarette*
<.silver> > heh
<.Beautyone> *even though I dont smoke*
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> it does not matter, back at the office i have these papers in triplette
<.silver> > oooookay
<.silver> > you've been paying too much attention to the lawyer dialogue
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> i feel i should say probono
<.Lindsey> sp?
<.silver> > pro bono
<.silver> > and "triplicate"
<.Lindsey> ya
<.Lindsey> i said that
<.Lindsey> i did
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > uh huh
<.Lindsey> objection!
<.Beautyone> *here but typing in a song*
<.silver> > OVERRULED!
<.silver> > *bangs gavel*
<.Lindsey> to believe that *i*, could make a typo would be laughable if it wasn't so sad
<.silver> > pfft
<.Lindsey> *sits back down in chair and drinks a nice kewl glass of water*
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> what? it's what we lawyers do
<.silver> > *waits for Lindsey to leave, so she can take the glass with the fingerprints*
<.Lindsey> what? to prove i did what? drink water??
<.silver> > nope
<.silver> > to get the fingerprints of your new hand
<.silver> > i thought you read the transcript of that ep?
<.Beautyone> your EVIL hand
<.Lindsey> um...i glossed over it
<.Beautyone> oops. is this doyle or adj?
<.silver> > lol
<.Beautyone> *castigates self*
<.silver> > you glossed OVER it?
<.silver> > eesh
<.silver> > and this is doyle, natch
<.Lindsey> what's wrong with glossing?
<.silver> > i dunno
<.silver> > nothing, i suppose
<.Lindsey> and Doyle? i know no Doyle. Doyle is legally not-dead but i don't know him
<.Lindsey> not that it's illegal to be dead
<.Lindsey> i think i need another glass of water
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> *leaves the courtroom*
<.Lindsey> *takes glass with him*
<.silver> > heh
<.silver> > *runs after lindsey*
<.Lindsey> and uh...chatroom*. not courtroom
<.Lindsey> sorry
<.Lindsey> my mistake
<.Beautyone> whew!
<.Beautyone> done with the song at last
<.silver> > hey, hey! you forgot to sign these uh...official court documents
<.silver> > *hands lindsey pen and papers*
<.silver> > *runs away with glass while he's signing*
<.Lindsey> what am i signing for? i'm not buying an ostriche farm am i?
<.Beautyone> lol, you could wear those boots 24/7 on a farm
<.silver> > *would answer, but she's already run away with the glass, and is currently finger printing it*
<.Lindsey> hey! give that back
<.Lindsey> i need my kewl glass of water
<.Beautyone> too late! possesion is 9/10ths
<.Lindsey> yes, i do infact wear these boots on the far..hey!
<.silver> > lol
<.Beautyone> and hey, read my song! share my annoyance!
<.silver> > kk
<.silver> > *goes to check it out*
<.Lindsey> yeah well, i posessed that glass a minute ago
<.Beautyone> and now you dont
<.Beautyone> so toughie luckie
<.Lindsey> toughie luckie?
<.Beautyone> its legal terms
<.Lindsey> i've never heard of it
<.Lindsey> and i spent my whole senior year studying law
<.Beautyone> thats because uh.....its big words you might not know
<.silver> > lol
<.Beautyone> being as you are from white-trash south
<.silver> > saw and replied, b1
<.Beautyone> kewlness
<.Beautyone> thanks
<.silver> > *bangs gavel* pipe down, Mcdonald! Or else I'll hold you in contempt of court!
<.silver> > *g*
<.Lindsey> for what??
<.silver> > hey, i could get to like this
<.Lindsey> what did i do?
<.silver> > *bangs gavel some more*
<.silver> > for....for....
<.silver> > *thinks of something*
<.Lindsey> i want "white trash" entered into the record
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> her namecalling has hurt me emotinoally
<.Lindsey> *g*
<.silver> > for not being familiar with the legal term "toughi luckie"
<.Lindsey> emotionally*
<.silver> > toughie
<.Beautyone> *sticks out lawyer tongue*
<.silver> > a punishable offense in my courtroom
<.silver> > ;)
<.Lindsey> you know, i don't have to put up with this. *leaves courtroom*
<.Beautyone> *runs out the back to hang funny sign on lindseys truck*
<.Lindsey> *drives away*
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > brb
<.Lindsey> wait, i'm in my lawyer clothes and in my dirty ol' truck?
<.Lindsey> i shoulda drove my car to work
<.Lindsey> shouldn't i?
<.Lindsey> *goes home and makes a cup of coffee*
<.Lindsey> brb. making coffee
<.Beautyone> mmmmm......cofffeeeee
<.Lindsey> funny, that's what i was thinkin'
<.silver> > back
<.silver> > damn berry!
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> wb unfair judge
<.Beautyone> Berry?
<.silver> > pfft
<.silver> > berry....she�s got something out there already every time I go check. lol.
<.silver> > on the board
<.Beautyone> I wish I had her stamina
<.silver> > why?
<.silver> > whatcha mean?
<.Lindsey> ch'yeah, berry...what's her saga?
<.Beautyone> duh. fivesome
<.Lindsey> um.....but there's only three of us here
<.silver> > oh yeah
<.silver> > even if half of her fivesome sucks
<.silver> > wesley
<.silver> > bah!
<.Beautyone> hes so prim
<.Beautyone> and needy
<.silver> > he's too thin
<.silver> > and angular
<.silver> > and he's just...he's not sexy in a british way, the way giles is
<.Beautyone> I was gonna say that but it would make me sound shallow as if looks are all that matter
<.Beautyone> and you thought I made that song up?
<.Lindsey> *wakes up netx morning* (time passes quickly when you're asleep) and gets ready for work*
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> *looks longingly at guitar*
<.silver> > lmao!
<.silver> > and no, i didn't think you made it up...i guess i was really just asking who it was by and stuff. since i'd never heard it
<.Lindsey> *walks into court/chatroom* so......the case...what's the case?
<.Lindsey> am i defending a murderer or something?
<.Lindsey> the usual?
<.silver> > jaywalker
<.Lindsey> not that my client murdered anybody!
<.Lindsey> ah yes,
<.silver> > you gotta defend a jaywalker
<.silver> > ;)
<.Lindsey> jaywalking
<.silver> > it's heather
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> now, what *is* jaywalking? really. i mean, c'mon, he walks across the street...
<.Lindsey> she*
<.Lindsey> she's not harming anybody
<.Lindsey> not really
<.silver> > where is my opposing attorney?! *bangs gavel*
<.silver> > beautyone!
<.Beautyone> huh?
<.silver> > you need to represent the state!
<.Lindsey> no further questions
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> *sits back down and gargles water*
<.silver> > lmao
<.silver> > gargles?!
<.silver> > you and your water
<.Lindsey> where's my spit tin?
<.silver> > lol
<.Beautyone> spittoon
<.Lindsey> ya
<.Lindsey> that
<.silver> > *bangs gavel* order!
<.silver> > order in the courtroom!
<.Lindsey> see, now you made the judge all mad
<.Lindsey> beautyone
<.Lindsey> *g*
<.Beautyone> Crime is crime! Big or small and to pass on the so called"unimportant" issues causes the populace to lose respect for their govt and the fine officers who work so hard to keep the peace!
<.Lindsey> and judge silver, as a side note, can we save this courtroom drama?:)
<.Lindsey> objection!
<.silver> > overruled!
<.Lindsey> it's devastating to my case!
<.silver> > and yes
<.silver> > ;)
<.Lindsey> fine officers? fine officers?! cops suck! (or so it says on the back of my truck)
<.Beautyone> Our forefathers had a vision...a dream of a utopian land where citizens could be freeeeeee!*voice shrieks up*
<.silver> > lol
i should remove that sign shouldn't i?
<.Beautyone> Hey! dont diss the police!
<.Lindsey> *runs out and finds an officer giving me a ticket*
<.silver> > *g*
<.Lindsey> i wasn't double parked!
<.Lindsey> *grumble walks back in and sits grumble*
<.Beautyone> 'police officer'*gets out baton*
<.Lindsey> hey, i'm in the safety of a courtroom, man!
<.Lindsey> you can't come in here
<.Lindsey> it's a criminal offence
<.Beautyone> *sits behind Lindsey and pulls his hair*
<.Lindsey> i think
<.Lindsey> ow!
<.Beautyone> *pokes his shoulder*
<.Lindsey> stopit!
<.Lindsey> stop it
<.Beautyone> *pinches him on the neck*
<.Lindsey> judge!
<.Lindsey> objection! bullying
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > the cop is not part of court proceedings
<.silver> > you can't object to him
<.Beautyone> *makes silly finger shapes behind Lindseys head*
<.Lindsey> so he just gets away with it then?
<.silver> > *giggles*
<.silver> > oh all right, all right.
<.Beautyone> *gets a glass of water*
<.silver> > *calls in the cops stationed outside the courtroom and orders them to remove the errant officer*
<.silver> > brb
<.Lindsey> *stands up and moves away from the officer* so, miss...heather...
<.Beautyone> *sits down and flicks drops onto Lindseys hair*
<.Lindsey> you were jaywalking....wait, lemme start over....
<.Beautyone> *cops all laugh, all friends together*
<.Beautyone> The state recognizes that this is not a grave crime
<.Lindsey> you walked across the road, you didn't endanger anybody
<.Beautyone> but it is a crime nonetheless
<.Lindsey> you didn't stop traffic
<.Lindsey> objection!
<.Lindsey> she interupted me!
<.Beautyone> *cop pats lindsey on the head*
<.Lindsey> i'm standing up!
<.Lindsey> get outta my courtroom!
<.Beautyone> *pinches his butt*
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > YOUR courtroom?!
<.Beautyone> *pokes his back with baton*
<.silver> > YOURS?!
<.Lindsey> um..yours
<.Beautyone> oh, now thats contempt!
<.silver> > and lol@patting lindsey on the head even though he's standing
<.silver> > that's quite possible, ya know ;)
<.Beautyone> CONTEMPT!
<.Lindsey> these are unacceptable conditions your honour
<.silver> > *looks at lindsey* you're not exactly the tallest lawyer in the room, ya know
<.silver> > but i find them amusing conditions...so carry on
<.Beautyone> *cop flicks bic under Lindseys plastic hand*
<.Lindsey> all i ask is lawyer beautyone not interrupt me, play with my hair, or pinch my ass or anything
<.Lindsey> same goes for the cops
<.silver> > lol
<.Beautyone> hey!
<.silver> > damn, you're picky
<.silver> > bitch bitch bitch
<.silver> > ;)
<.Beautyone> Lawyer me is just trying to accuse the Jaywalker, who was Caught In The Act! of his crime.
<.Lindsey> her*
<.Lindsey> her crime
<.Beautyone> The cops are acting on their own
<.Lindsey> i'm sure
<.Lindsey> and excuse me, but have you produced any proof yet?
<.Lindsey> i think not
<.Beautyone> right! her crime. if its really a her and I think she/he should be charged with public indecency for crossdressing and exposure
<.Lindsey> as i was about to say...
<.silver> > what about witnesses?
<.silver> > are there witnesses?
<.silver> > *raises hand*
<.Lindsey> my client did not harm anyone, emotionally or physically
<.Beautyone> *cop puts grapes on lindseys chair*
<.silver> > I saw the whole thing, your honour!
<.Lindsey> she just crossed the street
<.Lindsey> and she was in kind of a hurry she had to get back home to her..uh....children
<.Lindsey> yeah...that'll do
<.Beautyone> All of us are harmed by reckless actions like these!
<.silver> > falsehood!
<.silver> > brb
[Thu Jun 07 05:26:52 EDT 2001] thisbreadisgross has no profile.
<.thisbreadisgross> whoa, ppl
<.thisbreadisgross> brb
<.Beautyone> k
[Thu Jun 07 05:27:11 EDT 2001] Angel Dj has no profile.
<.Angel Dj> hullo again
<.Beautyone> heh, I thought so
<.Angel Dj> this bread sux eckkk
<.Angel Dj> aww crud, mom and bro have come back from grocery shopping, i gotta go help. brb
<.silver> > hey adj
<.silver> > bye adj
<.Angel Dj> ill stay in here, i just wont be speaking till i come back.
<.Angel Dj> and hi *waves at sil and everyone)
<.silver> > *bangs gavel* okay, that was a deliberate lie, McDonald. You're damn lucky you weren't under oath!
[Thu Jun 07 05:28:38 EDT 2001] the gang of Bad Cops has no profile.
<.Lindsey> me? it's the witness who goes under oath
<.silver> > heh
<.Lindsey> you think lawyer's tell the truth?
<.silver> > i know, but that's no excuse for lying to the judge!
<.Lindsey> ha!
<.Lindsey> uh...
<.silver> > who're the bad cops?
<.Lindsey> i'll make this brief
<.Lindsey> my client is innocent
<.Lindsey> she did nothing wrong
<.Lindsey> and to charge her would be a waste of your time and effort
<.Lindsey> judge
<.Lindsey> :)
<.silver> > we're already here
<.silver> > if I don't convict her, it will have been wasted time and effort ;)
<.silver> > so...i think that pretty much makes the case
<.silver> > *bangs gavel* I hearby find the defendant guilty
<.silver> > of jaywalking
<.Lindsey> bah!
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > I think beautyone froze herself trying to be the cops and herself at the same time
<.Lindsey> see! phantom other lawyer! never existed. just wanted to see me lose
<.Lindsey> she saw me lose, she left
<.Lindsey> with her phantom cops too
<.silver> > heh
<.silver> > she says she'll brb
<.silver> > she has to restart
<.Lindsey> i'm a good lawyer, i can't lose, i never lose!
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > well you have lost
<.silver> > it's too bad
<.silver> > why don't ya cry about it
<.Lindsey> that's it. i'm going
<.silver> > and then wipe away the tear with your plastic hand ;)
<.Lindsey> you looked at my profile!
<.silver> > ha!
<.silver> > no, i didn't see it
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > lmao, even
<.silver> > that's funny
<.Lindsey> and no, i won't cry about it. i'll just go home to darla and let her take care of me
<.silver> > uh huh
<.Lindsey> *drives home in truck*
<.silver> > oh yeah, because she's SOOOOOOO into you
<.Lindsey> *spots angel on the way and runs him over*
<.silver> > what
<.silver> > ever
<.silver> > and lol
<.Lindsey> at home...
<.Lindsey> darla
<.Lindsey> loves me
<.Lindsey> *riff*
<.silver> > <.Darla> *breathlessly* there there, Lindsey. You know I'll take care of you....
<.silver> > <.Darla> *drinks a quart of blood and then moves in for a kiss*
<.Lindsey> *looks longingly at guitar again*
<.Lindsey> *kisses darla*
<.silver> > ewwww
<.Lindsey> i should go get me a new hand
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> get one attached ritually
<.silver> > that's what you think about when you're kissing?
<.Lindsey> no, it just so happened she decided to comfort me at the worst possible time
<.silver> > lol
<.Lindsey> when i was looking at my guitar
<.silver> > ah
<.Lindsey> okay, well i better go now. early start tomorrow
<.Lindsey> new hand, new case

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