Doyle's Nearscope
Episode 1.9
Scorpius eats a piece of John's brain which was stuck to the chip.
"Considering that chip came from Crichton's arse, Scorpy, I don't even wanna know how that piece of brain got there." Crais says, with a disgusted look on his face.
"Hmmm, tastes like trat." Scorpy comments.
John talks in gibberish.
"Use the translator microbe to find out what the frell he said." Scorpy instructs Crais. Crais does so.
"He said it *is* trat." Crais informs Scorpy. "I always knew Crichton had trat for brains." Crais laughs at his own joke but Scorpy is hardly amused.
John: *talks gibberish* (translated: "Take care of Scorpy, Crais. The way he touched me earlier? I can tell when he's not satisfied.")
Crais looks at Scorpy.
"I don't know what the bibbling nurfer's talking about." Scorpy reassures Crais.
John: *speaks more gibberish* (translated: "I was awake when you went probing around in my arse, remember? You should let me talk to him, Scorpy. Sounds like your boy could use some pointers.")
"I don't even know why I'm keeping you around. I've got the wormhole tech. I no longer have any need for you, John." Scorpy states and proceeds to kick Crichton off his command carrier. John goes floating off into space.
After a while John is picked up by Moya. The Nearscope love theme music swells as he's reunited with D'Argo. John really doesn't give a hang about the rest of the crew.
on to the next episode...
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