6.26.01

[Tue Jun 26 01:42:42 EDT 2001] Swedish Bob has no profile.
<.Bracken> she talks like Sarah actually. Well sounded like her. Cos, I don't think that Buffy and Sarah sound alike
<.silver > wb sb
<.Doyle> WB SB!!!
<.Bracken> WB, Birthday Boy
<.silver > hee
<.Doyle> *throws all the cordy's drinking milk in the world at SB*
<.silver > lol
<.Bracken> *throws all the Buffy drinking milk in the world at SB*
[Tue Jun 26 01:43:52 EDT 2001] B1 has no profile.
<.Bracken> one can never have to much milk
<.silver > *has no milk to throw at SB*
<.silver > wb b1 !
<.Doyle> hmmm
<.Bracken> WB!!!!!!!
[Tue Jun 26 01:44:08 EDT 2001] Swedish Bob has no profile.
<.silver > wb again
<.Doyle> wb B and SB
<.silver > heh
<.Bracken> WB!!!!!!!!
<.silver > mass bootage!!!
<.silver > lol
<.Swedish Bob> thanks
<.Doyle> who should be mr and mrs S.B damnit
<.Bracken> Did you get your milk?
<.Doyle> j/k
<.Swedish Bob> yeah
<.silver > heh
<.Swedish Bob> did I dc anyone when I came in?
<.silver > b1?
<.silver > you still alive?
<.silver > or did he boot you?
<.Bracken> they should get married.. <.billybob voice> mmmhmmm
<.Bracken> I think she's gone
<.Bracken> this bites
<.silver > alas, poor beautyone
<.Swedish Bob> *riff*
<.silver > i knew her
<.Bracken> there there little jail bird
<.Swedish Bob> heh
<.silver > huh?
<.silver > oh
<.silver > lol
<.Swedish Bob> I am So not in jail
<.Doyle> sil's becomming more and more like Faith
<.silver > lmao
<.silver > yes!
<.silver > i am?
<.silver > what?
<.Doyle> you're turning into someone you hate!
<.Bracken> hee
<.silver > nooo!
<.silver > how do you figure?
<.silver > besides, SB's the one in jail, not me
<.Doyle> oh
<.Doyle> nm then
<.silver > so HE'S more like Faith, ya meant ;)
<.Doyle> i got confuzzled
<.Doyle> no
<.Doyle> cause you had other things that made you like Faith
<.silver > as in?
<.Bracken> SB can't be like Faith
<.Doyle> if you were the one in jail, it just woulda been another factor
<.Doyle> is all i meant
<.silver > another?
<.silver > what are the other factors?
<.Doyle> yes
<.Swedish Bob> yes that's right, my secret is out, I am really Bubba Prisoner number 4568-098 in Mansfield
<.Bracken> well..remember that time you killed a guy?
<.Doyle> you already had one thnig that made you like Faith
<.silver > other than the tendancy to like violence?
<.Bracken> hehe
<.silver > lol@brack
<.silver > noooooo
<.Doyle> but i can't remember it off hand
<.Swedish Bob> silver killed a guy?
<.silver > nooooo
<.Bracken> back in a bit
<.silver > i've killed no one
<.silver > kk, brack
<.Swedish Bob> nooooooooooo
<.silver > i kill nothing
<.Swedish Bob> some back soon
<.silver > i even brake for butterflies, damnit
<.silver > some back soon?
<.silver > sounds like a chinese dish
<.Swedish Bob> come
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.silver > sum bak sun
<.Doyle> *handcuffs self to bracken*
<.silver > lol
<.Swedish Bob> it does
<.Doyle> don't goooooooooooo
<.silver > heh
<.Doyle> anyone got a key?
<.silver > heh
<.silver > nope
<.silver > sorry man
<.silver > outta luck, you are
<.Doyle> dawn. daaaaaaaawn
<.Doyle> where are you??
<.silver > lol
<.Doyle> fine, i'm gonna have to naw one of our hands off
<.Swedish Bob> heh
<.Doyle> and i don't fancy being like lindsey
<.silver > lol
<.silver > good god
<.Swedish Bob> what?
<.silver > bracken's going to come back to find out one of her hands has been gnawed off
<.silver > lol
<.Swedish Bob> heh
<.Doyle> yes
<.Doyle> that's the correct spelling
<.Doyle> thanx
<.Swedish Bob> we can get her a fake plastic one then
<.silver > np
<.silver > and heh
<.Doyle> she can be mrs lindsey mcdonald
<.silver > and then bracken can say : boo hoo, let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!
<.silver > hee
<.Swedish Bob> heh
[Tue Jun 26 01:51:04 EDT 2001] beauty1 has no profile.
<.silver > wb b1
<.Doyle> wb B
<.Swedish Bob> wb b1
<.silver > ack
<.silver > b1's back
<.silver > and sb hasn't been booted
<.beauty1> this so bites!
<.silver > will wonders never cease?
<.silver > i hear ya
<.Swedish Bob> hmmm
<.silver > and look...we're all of us in a big b1 sandwich
<.Swedish Bob> *crosses fingets*
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.silver > lol@fingets
<.beauty1> this whole time my ghost has been here?! and I miss all the fun
<.Swedish Bob> fingers
<.silver > *giggles and falls out of her chair*
<.beauty1> *crosses fingets too*
<.Swedish Bob> <.ghost of beautyone>Boo!
<.silver > heh
<.silver > hm
<.silver > i just now got this
<.silver > b1
<.silver > is like...A-1
<.silver > steak sauce
<.silver > but not
<.silver > lol
<.beauty1> NOT!
<.silver > lmao
<.beauty1> heh
<.silver > like..like....B-1 sauce!
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.beauty1> its like....
<.beauty1> a big sticker on your butt
<.beauty1> SMARTASS
<.silver > lol
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.Swedish Bob> catfight!
<.silver > pfft
<.silver > catfights are for wimps
<.Doyle> B, you got a song you'd want to sing if say, the host were to post a kreoke thread?
<.silver > *slips into her kickboxing outfit*
<.beauty1> if I could manage to post it sure
<.silver > heh
<.silver > too true
<.beauty1> but prolly it would boot me to try
<.Bracken> WB
<.silver > wb yaself, bracky
<.Doyle> *bets money on horses*
<.Doyle> WB BRACK!
<.silver > are you aware that your hand has been gnawed off?
<.Bracken> and what's going on?
<.Doyle> i'm handcuffed to you!
<.Bracken> and are we all dead?
<.beauty1> eh?
<.silver > uh oh
<.silver > bracken might be laggy
<.beauty1> handcuffs? and I was not here?
<.silver > heh
<.silver > yup
<.Doyle> Doyle's not dead damnit!
<.silver > lol
<.Bracken> "I see white people" "I see dumb people" "I see dead people."
<.silver > uhhhhhkay
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.beauty1> heh, I read a funny joke today
<.Doyle> i see dead ppl. walking around like regular ppl. some of them even work here.
<.silver > heh
<.Swedish Bob> so I take it doyle want's to sing?
> do tell, b1
> not doyle
> never doyle ;)
<.Doyle> not *here* here. as in *here* it's from an e-mail we got sent
<.Doyle> to my dad
<.Doyle> i don't sing
<.Doyle> i don't dance either
<.Swedish Bob> ah but someone wants to then
[Tue Jun 26 01:57:14 EDT 2001] qc: I've got a problem with my goggomobil.
<.qc> hey'all!
<.Swedish Bob> we'll see about that
<.Swedish Bob> hey qc
<.qc> PEOPLES!
<.qc> woo!
<.Bracken> "Isn't this just spit on your neck and kick you in the pants fantastic?"
<.qc> DOYLEY!
<.qc> BRACKS!
<.Doyle> QC-EY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<.silver > heya qc
<.qc> and all you others
<.silver > long time no see, man
<.qc> heya :)
<.beauty1> okay
<.beauty1> found it
<.qc> yeah, yeah
<.beauty1> and hey COZY!!!!!!!!!!!1
<.qc> hee
<.silver > heh
<.qc> is everyone calling me that now?
<.silver > cozy1
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.qc> lol
<.Doyle> *runs up to qc to give her hugz, pulls handcuffed bracken along with*
<.silver > not to be confused with B-1 steak sauce
<.beauty1> if you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would you pick?
<.qc> handcuffed bracks? tell!
<.Doyle> steak! steak! steak!
<.silver > i thought bracken's hand was gnawed off?
<.beauty1> :P sulv
<.silver > lol
<.Doyle> not yet
<.silver > and lol@b1 too
<.Doyle> i gave her the option
<.silver > well...she's frozen now, so......
<.qc> heh
<.silver > you'd better thaw her out before you set to gnawing on her
<.beauty1> so...the punchline is...(and dont tell swed)
<.qc> but shattering your teeth is fun!
<.Swedish Bob> hey!
<.Doyle> maybe if she uses some *cream* she can slide her hand outta the hand cuffs
<.Doyle> *g*
<.qc> lmao
<.qc> *digs under sil's bed*
<.silver > oh god
<.silver > not the cream
<.beauty1> 'easy, living. why would you want to have dinner with a dead person?'
<.silver > *sigh*
<.Doyle> *looks at what's underneath sil's bed*
<.beauty1> hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
<.silver > there's nothing under my bed
<.silver > i have a waterbed
<.qc> it's all mouldy and warm and shit
<.silver > heh
<.beauty1> ewww
<.beauty1> ew
<.qc> *pulls out the fungla cream*
<.qc> fungal, even
<.Swedish Bob> heh
<.silver > *sigh*
<.qc> as in, the cream has gone fungal
<.silver > someone save me from the cream!!!
<.silver > aaaagh
<.qc> not cream for fungus
<.Doyle> qc, gets ya get these handcuffs off me and cakey wakey?
<.qc> NEVAIR!
<.silver > lol
<.beauty1> just push the lever on the side doyle
<.qc> *cuffs herself to sb*
<.silver > heh
<.qc> it's a party!
<.qc> cuffs for all!
<.silver > whoo!
<.qc> and cream
<.silver > *takes 3 pairs*
<.silver > ugh
<.beauty1> *cuffs up to silver*
<.qc> smooth, creamy cream
<.silver > *declines the cream*
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.qc> eat the cream!
<.Swedish Bob> it's a handcuff party
<.silver > lol@b1
<.qc> *forcefeeds sil*
<.silver > no
<.Doyle> *pushes lever on the side to un-cuff self, then cuffs sil to a can of cream*
<.qc> mmm, good
<.silver > no no no!
<.qc> lmao
<.Doyle> you'll be with it till the end!
<.beauty1> lol
<.Doyle> bwahahahaha
<.qc> hee
<.silver > *flings herself off a cliff*
<.qc> ABYSS!
<.beauty1> hey!!!!!
<.qc> sil's in the abyss!
<.qc> woo!
<.silver > oops, sorry b1
<.silver > ol
<.silver > lol, even
<.beauty1> *falls*
<.silver > you get to plunge to your death with me
<.silver > lol
<.Doyle> MAOLOL
<.qc> aw, how sweet
<.beauty1> *catches tiny, yet sturdy branch*
<.qc> *watches the cream tumble down with sil*
<.qc> bye bye, cream
<.silver > *handcuffs break,.....plunges further down and smashes against the rocks below*
<.Doyle> *basks in the freedom of not being handcuffed*
<.qc> may you and sil be happier together in the next life
<.Doyle> *runs around and gets drunk8
<.silver > *waves wash sil out to sea*
<.Doyle> 8=*
<.qc> hee
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.qc> *gets drunk still cuffed*
<.silver > <.fishes> * nibble on sil's corpse*
<.beauty1> *flings down after silver*
<.qc> <.cream>*washes out with sil*
<.Swedish Bob> *chugs a few*
<.Doyle> MAOFLOFL@sil's death
<.Swedish Bob> aww silver come back!
<.silver > *shark eats sil's body*
<.qc> *watches the bloated corpse rot*
<.qc> maybe not
<.Swedish Bob> ewwww
<.silver > lol
<.qc> <.shark>*barfs sil's corpse*
<.beauty1> *bones wash up on beach*
<.Doyle> my asre off fucking laughing off fucking laughing=maoflofl
<.silver > qc....you're really obsessed with barfing, aren't you?
<.qc> okay, *now* I can watch the corpse
<.beauty1> *kids pick them up for treasure*
<.Doyle> arse*
<.qc> 'course I am
<.qc> hee, doyle
<.silver > couple weeks ago it was YOU barfing me back up
<.beauty1> very funny doyle!
<.silver > sheesh
<.Doyle> i wasn't trying to be funny
<.qc> there can never be too much spew
<.silver > heh
<.Doyle> i'm not a funny man
<.Doyle> qc is
<.silver > lol
<.qc> lol
<.silver > qc is a funny man?!
<.silver > lmao!
<.Doyle> a funny grl even
<.beauty1> omg, the worst thing my kids pick up on the beach is the miniature rockets
<.qc> *deadpan* damn straight
<.silver > qc's a man!!!!
<.silver > and SB's in Jail!!!
<.qc> hey! I'm a funny *man*, thankyou very much!
<.silver > what else haven't you people told me?!!!
<.Swedish Bob> I am So not!
<.silver > you *so* are!!
<.silver > lol
<.qc> jaaaaaiiiiil
<.beauty1> *bakes cookies to send to jail-bird*
<.qc> we have a jail just down the road
<.Doyle> i'm living with three grls in an apartment
<.qc> we convict types
<.silver > roflmao@b1
<.Swedish Bob> *leans against bars and sighs*
<.Doyle> their names are Fred, Faith and Lilah
<.silver > lol
<.qc> hee
<.Swedish Bob> haha thanks b1
<.qc> *orders another drink for SB*
<.Swedish Bob> can you send a cake with a file in it?
<.Swedish Bob> *winks at b1*
<.Doyle> *throws cake at SB with an x-file stuck in it*
<.beauty1> no, but theres some of that explosive putty on the bottom of the cookie tin
<.silver > lol@doyle
<.qc> SB, you're in jail, chained to a funny man. How do you feel?
<.silver > heh
<.Swedish Bob> awww I knew you guys would help me out!
<.silver > you guys're killing me
<.silver > *falls out of her chair laughing*
<.qc> you're already dead, man
<.silver > oh yeah
<.Swedish Bob> *hugs everyone*
<.silver > forgot about that
<.silver > *rots*
<.Doyle> aren't you meant to be dead, sil?
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.Doyle> *g*
<.beauty1> *hands out clothespins to keep out the stench*
<.silver > *bloated corpse bakes in the sun*
<.qc> *hugs back*
<.qc> my handcuff pal!
<.qc> at least they're only handcuffs....
<.qc> whoa, text whoosh
<.beauty1> *hugs swed*
<.silver > heh?
<.silver > how did you lose chat already?
<.beauty1> eh?
<.qc> didn't lose it
<.beauty1> h?
<.qc> heh
<.silver > it just went....whoosh?
<.qc> just whooshed
<.beauty1> eh?
<.beauty1> h?
<.qc> laggy! woo!
<.beauty1> whoosh?
<.qc> lol
<.silver > hm
<.qc> I think Bone's just lost it
<.Doyle> *is in apartment with three good lookin grls....then wakes up*
<.beauty1> whoo-whoosh!
<.qc> with no lag to blame
<.silver > lol
<.silver > 'i think b1's on crack, or someting
<.silver > something
<.qc> I remember an iron ad
<.silver > she's obsessed with the whooshing
<.silver > ;)

and later....

and even later.....thanks to qc for saving and sending this chat to me :)

<.qc> hey'all
<.Lindsey> *wrestles with evil hand*
<.silver> wb qc
<.qc > LINDSEY!
<.Swedish Bob> wb qc
<.silver> no
<.silver> it's lindsew
<.Lindsey> ah, qc. i've been expecting you
<.silver> i can understand your confusion
<.qc > anything wacky happen while I was gone?
<.beautyone> I wish none of this had ever happened
<.qc > lol
<.Lindsey> no it's damnwell not!
<.silver> heh
<.Lindsey> do not listen to her
<.silver> actually, you just missed a great court case
<.beautyone> none
<.Lindsey> she is dilusional of names
<.silver> in which i sentenced SB to five more years of prison
<.qc > did anything get saved?
<.silver> ya, i saved it
<.silver> natch
<.qc > yeah, go and sentence me too, good one
<.silver> good one?
<.qc > why do I always miss the big chats?
<.silver> good one?
<.silver> 'cause your'e never here
<.silver> *riff*
<.Lindsey> qc, i can defend you
<.Lindsey> :)
<.qc > oh well, at least there's food in prison
<.Swedish Bob> yeah
<.Swedish Bob> bad food
<.Lindsey> let me defend you, qc
<.silver> SB speaks from personal experience ;)
<.Lindsey> oh please
<.Lindsey> i want to
<.qc > defend me, you magnificent hunk of man-meat!
<.Lindsey> okay
<.silver> yeah, 'cause lindsey's track record is so great ;)
<.silver> you've lost two cases in my court, mcdonald
<.Lindsey> *drops guitar and runs out of kareoke bar and back to court*
<.qc > only 'cause the judge is fucked
<.beautyone> he never wins qc
<.beautyone> I always win
<.silver> alas, no
<.qc > biased fucken judge
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.beautyone> *slips the judge another c-note*
<.silver> hehee
<.qc > you just don't like him 'cause he refused to go out with you
<.silver> pfft
<.Bracken> Oh...looks who's back. How *convenient*
<.qc > alex? where?
<.Lindsey> maybe i should be lionel hutts instaed on lindsey mcdonald, huh qc?;)
<.silver> there's no evidence to that slander
<.qc > lmao
<.qc > and hee, bracks
<.silver> *whispers aside to SB* i might think about reducing your sentence .....why don't we discuss it back in my chambers?
<.qc > don't do it, SB!
<.qc > you don't wanna go with her
<.Lindsey> "well like i promised if we lost, here's your pizza.", "but mr.
hutts, we won.", "that's okay, the box is empty!"
<.Bracken> he does
<.qc > believe me, I know
<.qc > she'll just use you
<.qc > lol
<.silver> lol
<.qc > this chair be high, says I
<.silver> nah, he's not even paying attention
<.Lindsey> hehe
<.Lindsey> anyway, let's get to the case
<.Swedish Bob> *wispers to judge silver*
<.Bracken> NAKED FAITH!!!!!!
<.qc > aw, Lindsey, you have the cutest laugh
<.Bracken> oh there he is..nm
<.silver> lol
<.Swedish Bob> I'll meet in your chambers in five
<.Lindsey> my client is guilty!
<.qc > lol
<.silver> heh
<.Lindsey> i mean innocent
<.Bracken> lol
<.silver> heh
<.Swedish Bob> I was paying attention!!!!!!!
<.silver> mmmhmmm
<.qc > Sweedy, if you go root sil, I have to be there too
<.silver> root me?!
<.silver> lol
<.qc > and as much as I'd usually enjoy that
<.qc > not this time
<.Swedish Bob> heh
<.qc > not with her
<.Lindsey> i have the cutest laugh? well...*g*
<.Bracken> To cheer them on?
<.silver> lol@lindsew
<.silver> and brack
<.Lindsey> hehe
<.qc > aww, lindsey *piches cheek*
<.silver> you guys're just a big bucket o' funny tonight
<.qc > I'm glad my life and jail situation is funny enough for you!
<.beautyone> bucket-o-soda
<.silver> we've never heard lindsey laugh, have we?
<.qc > slice slice baby
<.silver> or seen, either
<.silver> lol
<.Lindsey> *hand causes self to leap at opposing council's throat*
<.Bracken> he laughs like this "hahalolhoohee*
<.qc > that's 'cause you don't know how to treat him right
<.Lindsey> no, stop evil hand!
<.qc > don't stop!
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.qc > I want that stricken form the record
<.beautyone> *chokes*
<.Lindsey> can't....seem....to....control....it
<.silver> *finally makes the connection between qc's slice slice baby and beautyone's soda fixation tonight*
<.qc > from, even
<.silver> DUH
<.Swedish Bob> lindesey, dont' kill the other council....that will ruin my chances for an appeal!
<.qc > lol
<.Lindsey> *presses harder*
<.silver> *leaps off the cliff again out of stupidity*
<.qc > freak
<.beautyone> *help*
<.Bracken> on what?
<.beautyone> hes choking me*
<.qc > and you're a JUDGE?!?
<.Lindsey> *while trying to pull evil hand away*
<.Swedish Bob> noooo*leaps after silver*
<.qc > lol
<.silver> lol
<.beautyone> *room turns grey*
<.qc > well, I guess it explains a lot
<.Swedish Bob> *catches silver in my bungee cord*
<.silver> wow, you're forgiving
<.silver> i just condemmed you to prison, man...and you're saving my life?
<.silver> wow
<.beautyone> *knees lindsey it the groin*
<.Swedish Bob> eh you were doing your job
<.qc > *holds SB back*
<.Lindsey> *evil hand chokes life out of beautyone*
<.Swedish Bob> and between you and me
<.silver> *revokes order against SB*
<.Lindsey> someone please help!
<.Swedish Bob> I was guily as all hell
<.qc > albeit very badly, Sweedy
<.silver> i can see you've changed your ways
<.silver> go free
<.Bracken> lol
<.beautyone> and you just got the soda connection?
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.silver> lol
<.silver> yes
<.beautyone> dammit! you all let me die!
<.qc > geez, sil
<.Swedish Bob> yay! I am free and I confessed !
<.silver> heh
<.silver> what?
<.Bracken> Bone? Nooo. Bone.
<.Lindsey> how could you all?!
<.Bracken> You are not dead
<.Lindsey> let my evil hand kill B
<.Swedish Bob> woah, I got off better than OJ
<.qc > no! don't go out into the sunlight! I can't go there! I mean... um....
<.beautyone> dead!
<.Lindsey> you should all be ashamed
<.silver> i couldn't do anything! i was plunging to my death
<.silver> !
<.qc > and I wanna be with Liiindseeeey
<.silver> no, you want to be with Doyle
<.qc > him too
[Tue Jun 26 17:23:59 GMT+09:30 2001] ghost of beautyone: and pretty pissed
<.Lindsey> i couldn't do anything cause my evil hand's stronger than me
<.silver> heh
<.silver> wb ghost of b1
<.Bracken> WB
<.Swedish Bob> oh no it's a ghost!
<.silver> gobone
<.silver> lol
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.silver> gobone!
<.qc > but syphilis has gone the way of chlamydia
<.silver> i'm spinning myself out!
<.Lindsey> *visits beautyone's grave. lays flowers down on grass*
<.Lindsey> *sniff*
<.qc > *dances on grave*
<.qc > geez, linds, after all she did to you?
<.Bracken> you heartless thing
<.ghost of beautyone> *moans around lindsey*
<.Lindsey> *goes back to apartment with qc*
<.qc > *rips out heart*
<.Bracken> *mourns bone*
<.qc > that's better
<.silver> *performs a restoration spell for Beautyone*
<.qc > lol
<.Lindsey> who's ripping out who's heart now??
<.qc > only my own
<.Lindsey> oh
<.qc > thus proving its existence
<.Lindsey> that's good
<.silver> pfft
<.Swedish Bob> yay
<.silver> that's a lie!
<.qc > brb... need to wash plates
<.Lindsey> that it's not mine
<.Swedish Bob> did the spell work
<.Lindsey> you're ripping out
<.silver> kk
<.Lindsey> i mean
<.Bracken> Goodnights and Goodbyes people.
<.qc > take that as a euphemism if you like
<.silver> not sure, she hasn't spoken to me yet
<.qc > I didn't say it was beating
<.qc > no, don't leave me!
<.qc > don't leave me!
<.qc > don't leave me!
[Tue Jun 26 17:26:00 GMT+09:30 2001] Darla has no profile.
<.qc > *fucks up spell good and proper*
<.Lindsey> ooooooooooooooh
<.qc > AAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!
<.silver> hey hey there, darla
<.Lindsey> *shoves qc aside*
<.Swedish Bob> nooooooooooooooooo
<.Lindsey> darla!
<.qc > fuckedy fuck!
<.Darla> fucked up the spell silver!
<.Lindsey> *runs to darla*
<.silver> ah crappers
<.qc > *bites Darla's head off*
<.Darla> *grabs lindsey tight*
<.Lindsey> nooooooooo
<.qc > *goes to wash plates*
<.Darla> Warm!
<.silver> *goes to get books and spells to figure out what she did wrong*
<.Swedish Bob> heh
<.Darla> *flings him away*
<.silver> lol@darla
<.Swedish Bob> *runs for a steak*
<.silver> didn't we do that in chat once?
<.silver> hmmm
<.silver> oh wait..i am in jail
<.Lindsey> we need Lilah STAT
<.Lindsey> to say her line
<.Lindsey> "stake the bitch!"
<.Lindsey> but noooo
<.Lindsey> no stakin darla
<.silver> i would, but i'm on top, so i'm staying right here
<.Darla> *pours b-1 sauce on sbs steak*
<.Swedish Bob> heh
<.silver> lol
<.silver> sb's steak, eh?
<.silver> lmao
<.Swedish Bob> yum steak sauce
<.Lindsey> so darla, do you think you can love me?
<.Swedish Bob> hmmmmmm
<.silver> lol
<.Darla> no, Im sorry lindsey
<.Darla> I can only use you
<.Lindsey> *takes off shirt*
<.Darla> and throw you away
<.Lindsey> how bout now?
<.Darla> wait!
<.Darla> Yes! I *can* love you
<.silver> lol
<.Lindsey> that's better:)
<.silver> you guys're killing me
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.Lindsey> let's go to my place
<.qc > SBS steak? Is it like, foreign porn steak or something?
<.silver> heh
<.silver> something like that
<.silver> and wb
<.Lindsey> tho you might have to either kill qc or make her a vampire
<.Swedish Bob> heh *waves steak for everyone to see*
<.qc > I'm already dead
<.Lindsey> cause she's still there
<.silver> lol
<.qc > do what youn will
<.qc > you, even
<.Darla> *slinks away with Lindsey*
<.Lindsey> *slinks*
<.Lindsey> hehe
<.Darla> *tossing perfect hair around*
<.silver> *is still laughing at the waving of the steak*
<.qc > fine. I'll just run off with Doyle, and do things with him, even though he's married.
<.Lindsey> he'll sue
<.Darla> oh uh
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.Lindsey> i know he will
<.Darla> I hear the alarm
<.Lindsey> or his wife will
<.qc > yeah, but he'll have you for a lawyer
<.qc > you two-timing whore
<.silver> lol
<.Lindsey> i know...
<.silver> whoooooooore
<.Lindsey> hey, shutup!
<.qc > mua\
<.silver> WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE
<.Darla> *bitch slaps cozy*
<.Darla> *and silver*
<.silver> yeah!
<.silver> here's your chickfight!
<.qc > oh, now Darla wants some action? geez
<.silver> hey!
<.Lindsey> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT RAPERRRRRRRRRRRRR
<.silver> *pounces on darla*
<.qc > *stands proud* damn straight
<.Swedish Bob> do you need a steak silver?
<.Lindsey> DARN
<.Lindsey> nooooooooooooooo
<.silver> heh.....why yes i do. desperately ;)
<.Darla> *rolls over so silver is on the bottom*
<.qc > why, Lindsey? WHY?!? *cries*
<.Swedish Bob> *hands silver a steak*
<.Darla> *bites silver*
<.Lindsey> *tackels SB*
<.Lindsey> no steaks!
<.Darla> *sucks all her blood up*
<.Lindsey> tackles even
<.Swedish Bob> *ack*
<.silver> *eats the steak*
<.qc > eat the nachos.
<.Swedish Bob> lol
<.silver> hee
<.Darla> *offers sauce to silver*
<.Lindsey> if you were darla, qc, i'd be with you in a second
<.Lindsey> but you're not
<.silver> why thanks, darla
<.Lindsey> i have my obsession
<.qc > I'm glad about that
<.Lindsey> i can't help it
<.qc > as if I'd be *her*
<.Darla> OH REALLY!
<.qc > ugh
<.Lindsey> like my evil hand
<.qc > *sings* my evil haaaaaaand
<.Darla> *insulted*
<.qc > bad weather frieeennnnd
<.Lindsey> why you insulted, honey?
<.qc > oh, poor fucken Darla
<.silver> a crap!
<.silver> somebody save that!
<.silver> i was just trying to and i lost chat!
<.Swedish Bob> from what point?
<.silver> *ah
[Tue Jun 26 17:33:01 GMT+09:30 2001] Glorificus: You're going down, bitch. If I can get in.
<.silver> i dunno
<.silver> from...somewhere
<.silver> save a whole bunch of it
<.silver> lol
<.Darla> hmmm
<.Lindsey> *looks doe-eyed at Glorificus*
<.Glorificus> I'm here! I'm clear! We don't want any more bears!
<.Darla> *looks mad at Lindsey*
<.Lindsey> what?
<.Swedish Bob> I thin k it refreshed on my chat too
<.Glorificus> *Hellbitch-slaps Lindsey*
<.Lindsey> what did i do??
<.Lindsey> *goes flying across the room*
<.Darla> looking at the bitch goddess
<.Glorificus> What did you DO?!?
<.Darla> all doe eyed
<.silver> oh nooooooo!
<.silver> *sobs*
<.silver> does anyone still have the chat ?
<.Lindsey> but i have no emotions when looking at her
<.Glorificus> I have some chat
<.Lindsey> shes nothing to me
<.Glorificus> Well, qc does
<.silver> save please?
<.Swedish Bob> STOP TYPING!
<.Lindsey> you're EVERYTHING to me, darla
<.Darla> swell then:)
<.Swedish Bob> does anyone have the chat on the screen?
<.Darla> I do,

yeah...that's a weird place to save the end of it...but hey. ;) qc saved it, and sent it in, so all is well! lol.