Manhandling
6.22.01
[Fri Jun 22 02:47:07 EDT 2001] Doyle: (to Oz) You're my little Bam Bam!
<.Swedish Bob> wb doyle
<.Doyle> thanx
<.silver > wb
<.Doyle> thankye
<.Doyle> well don't all stop talkin' just cause i came back now
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.Swedish Bob> sorry
<.silver > heh
<.silver > *burns evidence of conversations taking place while doyle was gone*
<.silver > you can't prove a thing!
<.Swedish Bob> haha
[Fri Jun 22 02:48:59 EDT 2001] Lindsey: Boo-hoo! Let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!
<.silver > wb
<.Swedish Bob> wb
<.Lindsey> i told you one day i'd return!
<.silver > lol
<.Lindsey> and today's that day
<.silver > oh no
<.silver > look what i started with the "evidence"
<.Swedish Bob> *runs for cover*
<.silver > line!
<.Swedish Bob> *ducks into the elevator*
<.Lindsey> i'm here to prove that you did indeed burn evidence that proves you were talking
<.Lindsey> while my client wasn't present
<.silver > pfft
<.silver > *scatters ashes into the ocean*
<.silver > you'll find no proof, mcdonald
<.Swedish Bob> *psssst silver, we need to hire Matlock*
<.silver > lol
<.silver > noooo
<.Swedish Bob> perry mason?
<.silver > gimme the guy from the practice
<.Swedish Bob> ah ok him
<.silver > or ally mcbeal....they always win their cases
<.Lindsey> *arranges for some hired goons to man-handle (woman handle?) sil into a black limo*
<.silver > 'cause that's *soooo* realistic
<.silver > ooh, i'm being handled
<.Lindsey> *hops in also* now let's talk
<.silver > can't i be handled some more?
<.Lindsey> no
<.silver > dammit!
<.Lindsey> minimum handling
<.Lindsey> don't want a lawsuit now
<.silver > lol
<.silver > well....there's only so much "handling" you can do, anyways
<.silver > ;)
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.Lindsey> i hope we can reach an agreement
<.Swedish Bob> can I get some attractive women guards to handle me?
<.silver > depends on what you want
<.silver > and what you're willing to give me in exchange for it
<.Lindsey> all my client would like to know is what you and your partner discussed while he was absent
<.Lindsey> partner meaning other person who was here with you, of course
<.silver > what's my compensation for disclosing this information to you?
<.Swedish Bob> we talked about let me see, Doyle left really fast
<.silver > stop!
<.silver > tell him nothing!
<.Swedish Bob> *stops*
<.silver > let's see what we can get out of this first!
<.silver > lol
<.Lindsey> tell me nothing, you get nothing
<.Lindsey> now disclose the information!
<.silver > we can get you your women guards, maybe!
<.Lindsey> please
<.Lindsey> brb
<.silver > not without some information, first
<.silver > and okay
<.silver > *takes the opportunity to bolt out of the limo*
<.silver > *runs to the end of the pier and jumps into the water*
<.silver > *swims for hawaii*
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.Lindsey> *returns after having a nice kewl glass of water*
<.silver > *lands on the beach and is met by a bunch of people in grass skirts and leis*
<.silver > *gets lei�ed*
<.silver > i'd welcome you back, lindsey, but i'm in hawaii
<.silver > *loses herself in the throng of tourists*
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.silver > he'll never find me now! ha ha ha
<.Lindsey> *some goons desguised as surfer dudes grab sil and manhandle her into a hut*
<.silver > again with the handling
<.Lindsey> i rang them on my mobile
<.Lindsey> *holds mobile up*
<.Lindsey> *g*
<.silver > maybe i can just keep escaping, and they can keep catching and manhandling me?
<.Swedish Bob> and I of course get no handelind
<.Swedish Bob> ing
<.silver > lol
<.silver > do you really want my guards to manhandle you?
<.silver > 'cause....they might be "up" for it
<.Swedish Bob> well I was hoping for some female guards
<.silver > lol
<.Swedish Bob> and ewww
<.silver > lmao
<.silver > help, i've fallen into the toilet and can't get out
<.silver > *lives in the gutter*
<.silver > *arranges furniture in her new home*
<.silver > *hangs up a picture*
<.silver > *makes the bed*
<.silver > *mows the lawn*
<.Lindsey> i'm sorry but the property is currently taken by...
<.Swedish Bob> in the toilet?
<.Lindsey> some hobo
<.silver > toilet humour, ya know
<.Lindsey> he would like you removed from his gutter
<.silver > guttery
<.Swedish Bob> I know
<.Swedish Bob> but you were talking about mowing the lawn
<.Swedish Bob> brb
<.silver > lol
<.silver > ah yes
<.silver > just making myself at home...here in the gutter.
<.silver > and kk's
<.Lindsey> you have a minute to remove yourself before we demolish the gutter
<.Lindsey> with you in it
<.silver > *flees the gutter*
<.silver > *heads to Canada*
<.silver > Bracken will save me
<.Lindsey> *arrives in canada*
<.Lindsey> where is your bracken saviour?
<.silver > she'll.....be here
<.silver > she'll save me
<.silver > she will
<.Lindsey> well she's running out of time to come save you
<.Lindsey> you will be escorted back to the courtroom
<.Lindsey> or the closest one available
<.silver > nooooooooo
<.Lindsey> *sil's dragged away*
<.Lindsey> *to courtroom*
<.silver > *fights off her manhandlers*
<.silver > *runs away again*
<.Lindsey> to suffer the harsh judges of canada
<.silver > lol
<.silver > *runs to bracken's home*
<.silver > Braaaaack!
<.silver > let me iiiiiiiin!
<.Lindsey> *throws plastic hand at sil's head*
<.silver > *pounds on the door*
<.silver > lol
<.silver > *dodges plastic hand*
<.Lindsey> *grabs sil*
<.Lindsey> stop fighting
<.Lindsey> and running away
<.silver > noooooo
<.Swedish Bob> back
<.silver > wb
<.silver > *takes a ship to alaska*
<.Lindsey> welcome back mr. what's your last name?
<.Lindsey> mr. bob
<.Swedish Bob> I've heard those cruises to Alaska are nice
<.Lindsey> or may i call you swedish?
<.Swedish Bob> that's mr swedfish
<.Lindsey> *hops on a snowmobile and chases after sil while reattaching plastic hand*
<.Lindsey> if you insist mr. bob
<.Lindsey> er...sorry
<.Lindsey> Bo*
<.Lindsey> Bob even
<.silver > *pulls out handy scuba diving equipment and drops through a hole in the ice*
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.silver > *swims under the ice toward the north pole*
<.Lindsey> *waits for sil to resurface*
<.Lindsey> oh i don't think so
<.Lindsey> *calls contacts in north poll* goons dressed as elves attack sil
<.Swedish Bob> oh oh are you going to see Santa Claus?
<.Lindsey> grabbing her with a net
<.silver > they attack me under water?
<.silver > sheesh
<.Lindsey> yes
<.silver > impatient much?
<.Lindsey> you are put in an icey prison
<.silver > *drowns goons-dressed-as-elves*
<.Lindsey> where you will await trial
<.silver > lol
[Fri Jun 22 03:05:08 EDT 2001] Bracken: WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait....... I've come to rescue Silver.
<.silver > braaaaack!!!
<.silver > save me!
<.Lindsey> hellu miss bracken
<.silver > *laughs at lindsey* see, i told you she'd come for me!!!
<.Lindsey> i'm sorry but there is nothing you can do for your friend
<.silver > help, help. i'm trapped in an icy prison
<.Swedish Bob> bracken!
<.silver > at the north pole
<.Swedish Bob> hi
<.Lindsey> she will not simply stay in a courtroom long enough to even be found innocent
<.Bracken> Swedish boy!! Hiiiiii
<.Lindsey> or guilty
<.silver > i swam here
<.silver > from canada
<.Bracken> That doesn't sound that bad..
<.Lindsey> i'm in hawaii tho
<.Lindsey> i called my contacts in the north poll
<.silver > wait...from alaska
<.Bracken> *goes to live with Sil*
<.Lindsey> they imprisoned silver
<.Swedish Bob> *calls holland "your lawyer friend is harrasing us in our chat room"*
<.silver > i took a boat to alaska from canada
<.silver > maybe
<.silver > i don't remember
<.silver > yeah!
<.silver > yeah!
<.silver > holland!
<.silver > call holland!
<.Lindsey> <.holland> lindsey is a fine young lad and has done no such thing
<.silver > he'll come and seduce lindsey away from me!
<.silver > lol
<.Bracken> lol
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.Lindsey> <.holland>plus i'm dead and in an elevator. goodbye
<.silver > <.holland> lindsey...i think you should abandon this pursuit...come with me in the elevator
<.silver > <.holland> *makes kissy faces*
<.Swedish Bob> <.holland>but many people have elevator fantasies lindsey
<.silver > *g*
<.Bracken> Wait. No. I'm to be rescuing.. so... *hoists Silver over shoulder and starts walking through the tundra*
<.silver > <.holland> *pulls lindsey into the elevator while the musak plays*
<.Lindsey> *throws phone into the ocean as not to listen to anymore holland*
<.silver > *oof*
<.Lindsey> *goons stop bracken and sil*
<.silver > *jumps off bracken and they square off...preparing to kick ass*
<.Bracken> *kicks some asssssss*
<.silver > yeeeeeeah!!!!
<.Swedish Bob> *eats some popcorn*
<.Bracken> lol
<.silver > *bitchslaps a guard, then hurls him into three more, knocking them all down*
<.Bracken> You should get in and help us.
<.Lindsey> *finally arrives at the north poll through *magick* and is driving straight for the accused*
<.silver > *runs to secret bunker she prepared months in advance, and pulls out her weapons cache*
<.Bracken> *turns and faces Lindsey-snarls* I was wondering what was taking you so long.
<.Lindsey> <.Doyle> *channeling sil* i hope you're saving this
<.silver > lol
<.Bracken> lol
<.Swedish Bob> *continues to eat popcorn and watch the battle*
<.silver > i find it funny that in all of our saved chats...doyle at some point is in there asking if we're saving it
<.silver > ;)
<.Lindsey> *drives full on at bracken*
<.silver > *lifts rocket launcher up onto her shoulder*
<.silver > *fires it at lindsey's car, blowing it up*
<.Lindsey> no mr. nice lawyer. i'm explorin' me roots!
<.Bracken> *gets on magical emu and gallops towards the car*
<.silver > lol
<.Lindsey> *jumps out of flaming truck*
<.silver > whooo!
<.silver > get 'im, brack!
<.silver > *hands sledgehammer to bracken*
<.Lindsey> manages to save sledge hammer from wreckage*
<.silver > hehee
<.Bracken> *jumps on Lindsey and starts hitting him*
<.silver > lol
<.Lindsey> *hits back*
<.Swedish Bob> *grabs lindsey by the red collar of his flannel and ties him up with an old wifebeater*
<.silver > whoooooo!
<.silver > sb joins the fight!
<.silver > lol
<.Bracken> YAY
<.silver > *leaps into the fray to defend bracky*
<.silver > *and no, not the comic book fray, either*
<.Swedish Bob> haha
<.Bracken> You bastard. Starts really thrown' down.
<.silver > lol
<.Lindsey> *head-butts bracken*
<.Bracken> Yeah. Like that makes a difference.
<.silver > heh
> *whips out her handcuffs*
<.Lindsey> *runs and goes cuts self free*
<.silver > *looks around*
<.Bracken> *jabs knee in ahemy area*
<.silver > what...i can't have handcuffs?
<.Bracken> lol
<.Lindsey> you can't arrest me! i'm the damn lawyer!
<.silver > lol@ahemy
<.silver > who said anything about arresting you?
<.silver > we're out in the middle of the frickin' wilderness
<.Lindsey> handcuffs...oooooh
<.silver > we gon' keeeeel you, boy!
<.Bracken> lol
<.silver > *tackles lindsey, handcuffing his hands behind his back*
<.silver > here....*tosses lindsey to SB and Bracken*.....i have a wakeup. you guys play with him,...i'll be right back
<.Lindsey> this will not do
<.Bracken> Oh, this *will* do
<.Bracken> *starts pummelling Lindsey*
<.Lindsey> hey guys, i'm a fun-lovin guy, let me go free and i can arrange for you to have new identities
<.Lindsey> you'll be complteely unrelated to sil
<.Lindsey> and what she has done
<.Bracken> You're lies won't work on us.
<.Bracken> Your*
<.Lindsey> *is used to getting beaten up by angel* i can take it
<.Swedish Bob> *eats some more popcorn*
<.Bracken> You stopped fighting with us? *sniff*
<.Lindsey> SB, do you *want* to go to jail as an accomplice??
<.Lindsey> hmmm?
<.Lindsey> accomplice? sp?
<.Bracken> lol. Ooh. Lindsey you do look sexy when you're trying to be threatening.
<.Swedish Bob> no jail does not sound so appealing
<.Lindsey> then let me go free
<.Bracken> He would never do that.
<.Lindsey> i promise you'll have nothing to do with this
<.Lindsey> you will not be fined
<.Bracken> *looks at Swedish boy* Right?
<.Lindsey> you can go about your everyday lifestyle
<.Bracken> You lie.
<.Bracken> You'll have him killed the second we get back home
<.Lindsey> to be continued...(the pizza's arrived* tell sil i'll be back in an hour from
whatever time it is now
<.Swedish Bob> I can
<.Lindsey> and ask if she can save this chat okies?
<.Swedish Bob> 't lindsey
<.Lindsey> bbl
<.Bracken> Goodnigh, Lindsey
<.Lindsey> in an hour from now
<.Bracken> t*
<.Lindsey> goodnight
<.Swedish Bob> goodnight lindsey
<.Bracken> I'll be honk shoeing then
<.Bracken> I have to go to bed...2 hours ago.
<.Swedish Bob> hmmmm
<.Bracken> I have to leave here.. Goodbyes and nights.
<.Swedish Bob> *riff*
<.Swedish Bob> goonight bracken
<.Swedish Bob> get the hell outa here
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