Mowing Down the Little Garden of Lesbian Eden
Thanks to Bracken for saving this IM! I've tried to make it a little easier to understand what's going on by using italics...but it can still be a little confusing. The main IM was between Brack and myself, but both of us were also talking seperately to BoB, so the italicized stuff is one of us copying part of our convos with him into our window. Hope that helps.
<.silver> lol....weren't you going to bed?
<.Bracken>: Yes. But I'm helping BoB with his lesbians.
<.silver> lmfao
<.silver> nice quote ;-)
<.Bracken>: thank you?
<.silver> lol
<.silver> hee...check my profile
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> does this lesbian thing have anything to do with his
profile?
<.Bracken>: yeah
<.silver> iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting
<.silver> ew, famke and britney?
<.silver> blah
<.silver> heh
<.Bracken> wants to directly connect.
shiny silver grl is now directly connected.
<.silver> heh....this isn't sleeping
<.Bracken>: <.Bracken>: Sure she is.
<.BoB> I just like her and needed another "blood"
<.Bracken>: lol
<.Bracken>: if you add Eliza put her with Amber
<.BoB> But, aww. YOu're leaving already?
<.BoB> Mmmmm.... That would be sweet
<.BoB> Yum.
<.BoB> I'm going to edit the liwst
<.Bracken>: Already? It's waay past my leave time
<.Bracken>: Woo hoo.
<.Bracken>: But keep Rebecca there and put her with John.
(just pretend that he's a girl)
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> I edited it
<.BoB> Yummy
<.BoB> Mmm
<.Bracken>: Isn't it Alyson?
<.Bracken>: and her with Charisma? Really?
<.BoB> It is
<.BoB> Didn't I put that?
<.silver> hee
<.Bracken>: what are you suggesting he change or add?
<.silver> i didn't know i was supposed to be suggesting
anything
<.Bracken>: I just thought.. cos of something he said
<.Bracken>: and woo. he got rid of Britney!!!
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken>: okay. so he didn't
<.Bracken>: <.Bracken>: OMG.
<.Bracken>: Get Britney away from those girls now
<.BoB> NO!
<.Bracken>: YES!
<.BoB> They're friends, they're hot, she's staying in
<.Bracken>: ewwwww
<.Bracken>: no
<.BoB> Yuuuum
<.Bracken>: make him change it
<.silver> lol
<.silver> <.silver> you don't think that might get a bit
crowded?
<.BoB> hahaha. Y'mnow it went from kissing to flat out four
ways, I think
<.BoB> Mmm
<.silver> "that other chick", by the way, is named Leilani
Sarelle
<.silver> yeah, i still think it would be crowded
<.BoB> All the better... While they're not doing eachy other,
they'll have time for me, no?
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i guess.
<.silver> you know, i try to understand...i really do
<.silver> but when i picture four guys together.....
<.silver> it just does absolutely nothing for me. lol
<.silver> <.BoB> Of course not. 'Cause us men are
not naturally sexual creatures.
<.silver> bastards
<.BoB> I still dont' know why women find us attractive
<.silver> we're programmed
<.silver> goddamn evolution
<.silver> <.BoB> You should all become lesbians
<.silver> dude....if it did a damn thing for me....i totally
would.
<.BoB> Just use us guys for the occasional sex and
repopulation bit
<.BoB> I wouldn't mind
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i'm sure
<.Bracken>: not even Angel/Spike? Mmmmm... wait no.
Angel would get injured with the ribs
<.silver> lmfao
<.silver> true
<.silver> and....no
<.silver> not even
<.silver> though i have to confess to 3 way fantasies involving
myself and those two
<.silver> but it's all pretty much strictly hetero
<.Bracken>: Yeah. I know about your little fantasies
<.silver> oh, did i tell you about the spike / angelus / me one ?
<.silver> in the pool?
<.Bracken>: I don't think so
<.silver> lol
<.silver> <.silver> i feel so honored to be part of it
<.silver> or witness to it
<.silver> or whatever i am to it
<.BoB> haha. You're part of it. Yup. Your hands are not
clean of this lesbian experience.
<.silver> *squinches eyes shut tightly* ugh....bad...bad
mental picture from that phrase.
<.BoB> Hahaha. Yeah, y'know, you're right.
<.BoB> That does sound dirty
<.BoB> But, y'know... I don't feel bad about giving you a
bad mental image, ESTELLE!
<.silver> lol
<.silver> *looks innocent* i don't have any idea what you're
talking about
<.BoB> Haha. yeah, sure. I don't believe you
<.silver> =-O are you insinuating that *I* was Estelle?!
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.silver> <.BoB> Yes. Yes, i am
<.silver> well i'm shocked. shocked, i say.
<.BoB> Especially since I have a sinking suspicion that
Estelle was making that face during the conversation as well
<.silver> lol. pure coincidence.
<.BoB> Suuuure, sure.
<.silver> you can prove nothing
<.BoB> I don't believe you
<.Bracken>: lol
<.Bracken>: you should make him have lesbian dreams
about the Golden Girls tonight
<.silver> lol!!!
<.silver> <.BoB> And, sure I can.
<.silver> how so?
<.BoB> I can prove that... uh... well... dammit!
<.silver> lol
<.silver> HA!
<.Bracken>: heh
<.silver> <.silver> ooh, bracken just had a lovely
idea.....
<.silver> you're so big on the lesbian thing....
<.silver> you should have lesbian dreams about the golden
girls tonight
<.silver> muaaaaa
<.BoB> Big being the appropriate word, yeah.
<.BoB> Ahh!
<.silver> and lmao
<.silver> <.BoB> Evil, evil images of Golden Girls
<.silver> hee
<.BoB> Sometimes I really dislike you people
<.silver> all flopping and jiggling all over the place
<.BoB> *sob*
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken>: <.BoB> You are just evil
<.BoB> GOLDEN GIRL LESBIAN MOMENTS?
<.BoB> GOLDEN GIRLS?
<.Bracken>: *innocent* I don't know what you are talking
about
<.Bracken>: but mmm Blanch and Rose.. If I fetl that way
about girls..
<.BoB> Stop that
<.Bracken>: lol
<.silver> <.BoB> *vomits stage...
EVERYWHERE*
<.silver> lmfao!
<.Bracken>: hee
<.Bracken>: Oh, we're so nice
<.silver> <.silver> just imagine Blanche and Rose
getting it on in the living room
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> on the couch, maybe
<.BoB> that's right... i'm like... the mt. vesuvius of vomit.
<.silver> lmfao
<.silver> 'tis fun to torture him
<.Bracken>: it really is
<.silver> heh...mrs. roper, eh?
<.Bracken>: first we help with the lesbians and then we make
it icky.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> <.BoB> I don't see you guys mentioning
Sophia Loren. NOw SHE was a looker in her day. Grrrrrrrrowl
<.silver> lol......okay...how about.....katherine Hepburn. *g*
<.silver> and uh..........hee....Phyllis Diller.
<.silver> OOH! Tammy Faye!
<.silver> all naked, all on the floor, all wanting YOU.
<.silver> *g*
<.BoB> Phyllis Diller? TAMMY FAYE??? Why don't you
throw in Margaret Thatcher as well?
<.BoB> *Claws eyeballs out and tosses them across the
room*
<.silver> lmfao
<.Bracken>: oh god.
<.silver> <.BoB> Oh, the pain
<.silver> *eyes are picked up by Tammy Faye and
uh....inserted into Phyllis*
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.Bracken>: wtf?
<.silver> lol...i don't even know
<.Bracken>: why don't you just have her arm wrestle a slug?
<.silver> 'cause that's your thing
<.Bracken>: it's fun for everyone
<.silver> like slinky
<.Bracken>: exactly
<.silver> <.BoB> *grabs eyes, puts them back in
skull but avoids looking at Diller directly so as not to get turned to
stone*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> oh!
<.silver> and...and....it's Latour
<.silver> i think
<.silver> was the name of the band
<.silver> who did the song
<.silver> blue
<.BoB> Haha. Finally thought of it? Niiiice
<.BoB> I'd applaud but I'm busy sobbing
<.silver> heh
<.BoB> I hate you people
<.silver> you love it, and you know it. especially phyllis.
<.BoB> You've taken an innocent love for lesbian three
ways and turned it into something DIRTY
<.silver> her sagging breasts are the pillows upon which you
dream
<.silver> lol.....riiiiiiiiiiiight.
<.silver> <.BoB> Now, whenever someone says,
"Love a good lesbian three way, Rob?" I'll be forced to think back to
flabby skin, sagging breasteses and dentures. Thank you SO much
<.silver> excellent!!!
<.silver> mission accomplished.
<.silver> *does an IM high-five with bracken*
<.Bracken>: *high fives back*.. cos I'm cool like that
<.silver> <.silver> <.Bracken>: *high fives
back*.. cos I'm cool like that
<.silver> you like how she did that like.....five minutes
later?
<.silver> lol
<.BoB> hahaha
<.BoB> The delayed high five. Niiiiiice
<.silver> i know....i was like, hanging for five minutes. *g*
<.Bracken>: if it were "or" and "there's" sure
<.Bracken>: I was away.
<.Bracken>: hello
<.silver> lol
<.silver> <.BoB> haha. "Braaaacky... my arm's
getting tired, babe"
<.silver> <.silver> oh...that sounded so wrong...so
wrong..
<.Bracken>: Huh?
<.Bracken>: What came before?
<.silver> what i said
<.silver> up there ^^^
<.Bracken>: oooooh. okay.
<.Bracken>: <.BoB> You people have taken my innocent
love for lesbian three ways and PERVERTED it
<.Bracken>: No. We've expanded.
<.BoB> No, you PERVERTED
<.Bracken>: Didn't you want perversion?
<.Bracken>: throw in some whip cream and chocolate
sauce?
<.Bracken>: have a nice sundae on a saggy breast?
<.BoB> *sobbing and incoherant babbling*
<.silver> lmfao!!!!!
<.silver> *chokes*
<.Bracken>: and how did he know that you call me "babe"
all the time?
<.silver> er......
<.silver> <.silver> see now....every time you hear
the word breast....even in the drive thru at KFC, you're going to
think about Phyllis Diller's sagging hooters. OOh! And then when
you go to Hooters, you're going to think of Estelle's flabby
mounds of flesh. Mua ha ha ha ha
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.Bracken>: lmfao. look at his profile
<.silver> lol!!!
<.silver> <.silver> lmfao!!!
<.silver> "May visions Julie Benz's Octogonal Breasts of
Terror haunt you in your dreams".?
<.silver> may visions julie?
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.Bracken>: didn't even notice that
<.silver> <.BoB> Whoops. haha. There. Fixed it
<.silver> hee
<.silver> yes, look at the evil woman, pointing out your typos,
so you're not laughed at, and mocked, and HUMILIATED BY THE
REST OF THE HUMAN SPECIES FOR YOUR FLAW!!!
<.silver> ahem.
<.Bracken>: *snort*
<.silver> where did the penis monster quote come from?
'cause lmao @ it.
<.Bracken>: TWOP
<.silver> aha
<.Bracken>: it's from the 'All i need to know about life and
death i learned from the whedonvese'
<.silver> heh
<.silver> i've not seen that
<.Bracken>: now you have
<.silver> <.BoB> I wouldn't hav had to MAKE that
typo had my little garden of lesbian Eden not been mowed down
<.silver> garden of lesbian eden?
<.silver> oh boy
<.BoB> Yup. I think that's rather poetic
<.silver> in a really, really sad kind of way. lol.
<.BoB> Why thank you
<.BoB> *beams, while chosing to ignore the word "sad" and
replace it with "beautifully charming"*
<.silver> *snicker*
<.silver> so.....you chose to replace a word that you're
ignoring?
<.silver> how's that work?
<.silver> out of curiosity?
<.BoB> I was hoping you wouldn't notice that
<.silver> lol
<.BoB> Darm you.
<.BoB> It works 'cause... it's 4 AM here. yes.
<.silver> <.silver> it's 4:22 a.m. here. interesting 22
minute time difference we've got going on.
<.Bracken>: <.BoB> *attempts to ogle a naked SMG in
the mind but images of Tammy Faye flash across face and instead I
have to WEEP*
<.silver> lmfao
<.silver> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent
<.Bracken>: we do such good work
<.silver> hehee
<.Bracken>: Silver. it's past my bedtime
<.Bracken>: I mean really
<.silver> heh
<.silver> i know
<.Bracken>: Goodnight, babe.
<.silver> hee....g'night, doll
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