Lag
06. 09. 01
<.qc> hey, with sil not here, we can say whatever we like about her!
<.qc> did you hear that she's dating one of the Backstreet Boys?
<.qc> what a freak!
<.Bracken> I thought it was one of the I.D. guys.
<.qc> I.D.?
<.Bracken> Guess, I was wrong.
<.qc> could be both
<.qc> I mean, she's a five-timing slut of a whore
<.Bracken> A real crappy boyband. I mean reeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyy crappy
<.qc> with dubious personal hygiene
<.qc> ah
<.qc> well then she probably is
<.qc> and with me stuck up her hole
<.Bracken> And this upsets you, doesn't it, because you love her.
<.qc> there's not much that girl won't do
<.qc> totally
<.qc> she doesn't love me like I love her
<.qc> she refused my engagement ring
<.qc> said something about me being a cheap slut
<.Bracken> Perhaps she's not ready for your type of love
<.qc> I mean, just because I couldn't afford a real ring
<.qc> I guess not
<.qc> she just wants me for my body
<.qc> *sniffs*
<.Bracken> we all want you for your body, that's a given.
<.qc> I mean, I've given her everything
<.qc> aww, Bracky
<.Bracken> You need to find another way to win, Sil's love
<.qc> I've offered her my absolute all. I've given her my prime goats, fer Christ's sake!
<.qc> Oh Bracks, it's people like you that give me the strength to go on
<.Bracken> Perhaps, if you gave her a tongue bath
<.qc> even when chat eats all the previous text
<.qc> ooh, good idea
<.Bracken> Yes, I am a rock.
<�silver>> lmao! oh, how unfortunate that I lost chat before this riveting conversation started! *g*
<.qc> you rock, and you are a rock
<.qc> have we all lost chat?
<.qc> are we being punished in some way?
<�silver>> and i'm sorry, qc...but how many times have I told you that I just don't feel that way?
<.Bracken> I haven't yet. But I don't think I can save
<.qc> sil missed my declarations of love *sniff*
<�silver>> yes, you too can save
<�silver>> we can all save, if we just work together
<.qc> *slaps sil like the whore she is*
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> we can all grow together
<.qc> and help each other grow
<�silver>> we must depend on eachother
<.qc> ugh, community service announcements
<�silver>> hee
[Sat Jun 09 04:59:50 EDT 2001] dusty one has no profile.
<.qc> you're my Depends, sil
<�silver>> heya!
<�silver>> lol
<.dusty one> howdy peeps
<.qc> who's been rolling in the dust?
<.Bracken> Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
<�silver>> ADJ, yes?
<.Bracken> Yeah.
<.dusty one> yes tis me
<.Bracken> only, I don't really know
<�silver>> heh
<.Bracken> perhaps, I do
<.qc> WHAT'S WITH THE SILENCE, PEOPLE?
<.dusty one> anti climax i know...
<�silver>> weeeeeeeeelcome
<�silver>> what? what silence?
<�silver>> all i ever wanted
<�silver>> all i ever needed
<.Bracken> I lost chat.
<.qc> lalalala
<�silver>> bah
<�silver>> down with losing chat!
<�silver>> i think qc got laggy
<.qc> somewhere, deep inside
<.dusty one> and a big hello to qc, haven't seen ya in ages.
<.Bracken> she's not uhh..tickling you anymore?
<.qc> something's got a hold on me
<�silver>> no
<.qc> and it's fucking with my head
<�silver>> i think she was eaten by the lagmonster
<.qc> can't even think of a rhyme
<.qc> and I know I'm riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
<�silver>> heh
<.qc> for the first time in my life
<�silver>> so she's singing to us
<�silver>> yay
<�silver>> it's prolly some gurge crap
<.qc> And that's why I tell you
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> I'm gonna jump to my death sooooon
<�silver>> heh
<�silver>> yup...sounds like the crap they sing
<.qc> stripping back the coats
<�silver>> if she starts singing "I piss alone", we'll know it's gurge
<.qc> of lies and deception
<�silver>> and paint
<.qc> making sure that everyone knows
<�silver>> the paint on the walls
<.Bracken> lalala piss bottle man
<.qc> that the world circles around me
<.qc> and I know I'm riiiiiiiiight
<.dusty one> wow, this is... not confusing in the least...
<.qc> like I always have been, always will be
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> And that's why I tell you
<.qc> I'm gonna plunge to my (non-permanent) death soon
<�silver>> qc! just exit and re-enter!
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> GUYS!
<.Bracken> Eh?
<.qc> HAUL YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ARSES IN HERE NOW!
<�silver>> dude, i think she's WAY back there. she can't see anything since adj came in, i don't think
<.Bracken> Huh?
<.qc> WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING QUIET?
<�silver>> i'm just surprised she still thinks we're just not talking
<.qc> WHO THE FUCK IS DUSTY ONE?
<�silver>> and not that she's laggy
<.dusty one> don't tell me i kicked her
<�silver>> yeah
<�silver>> ya did
<�silver>> ;)
<�silver>> it's okay
<�silver>> she'll eventually figure it out
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> ARE YOU ALL JUST TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD, AND SHREAD MY LAST THREAD OF SANITY?!?!
<�silver>> hehee
<.qc> Because it's not working.
<.dusty one> that girl has verbal diarehha
<�silver>> oh yes it is
<.qc> fuck
<.Bracken> I like how she's yelling..it's like someone talking to a blind person
<�silver>> and yeah, she does
<.qc> *SHRED
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> jebus
<.qc> guuuu-uuuuuuuys
<�silver>> i know, like we're suddenly gonna be able to see her better if she yells
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> *whines a la Buffy*
<�silver>> oh god, no
<�silver>> stop!
<.qc> fuck this, I need chocolate
<�silver>> please!
<.qc> brb
<�silver>> oh god
<.qc> not that you jerks care
<�silver>> she's gone away, but hasn't left chat
<�silver>> *sigh*
<�silver>> she'll never be non-laggy again
<.Bracken> I'm going to go. Goodnight all, and tell qc that I said goodnight
<.dusty one> thankyou sweet zombie jesus, she'll be quite for a minute now
<.qc> "doesn't live in North America" girl doesn't have anything useful to say
<�silver>> k. buh bye, bracky!
<.dusty one> night bracky!
<�silver>> lol@qc, even if she can't see me say so
<.qc> and I've been spurned by my one true love
<�silver>> i thought she was brb'ing?
<.qc> and I'm getting this chocolate, even though I'm still in her hole
<�silver>> lol
<�silver>> eery
<.qc> guess she'll just have to come with me
<�silver>> eerie, even
<.qc> *sniff*
<�silver>> how she read my mind, even though she's all laggy
<�silver>> lol
<�silver>> so yeah....dusty one....what's up with you?
<.dusty one> tell me bout it. im almost content to sit and watch
<�silver>> heh
<.dusty one> oh im good
<�silver>> yeah, if we just shut up she'll keep talking ;)
<.dusty one> you know, x ams and such
<�silver>> course, that won't be as funny later when i've saved this chat and put it on the inner sanctum ;)
<.qc> enjoy the trip, sil?
<�silver>> trip?
<.qc> 'Cause it'll be your last
<�silver>> uhhhh
<.qc> *eats the few remaining parts of sil*
<.dusty one> hmmm
<.dusty one> i believe you are dead sil
<�silver>> lol
<�silver>> interesting
<�silver>> i wonder where she got that from?
<.qc> *washes it down with a fine red*
<�silver>> *g* all she's gotta do is exit and re-enter
<.dusty one> i dunno.... questions which should be answered after lag
<.qc> *barfs it all back up onto the floor*
<�silver>> but for some reason she actually thinks we're just being quiet
<�silver>> i don't get it
<.dusty one> oh and brb, i gotsta feed my pooches
<�silver>> and lol
<.qc> *vacuums dit all up*
<�silver>> kk
<.qc> *it
<�silver>> qc....you need help
<�silver>> *sends mental thoughts toward australia* qc!
<�silver>> exit chat!
<�silver>> re-enter!
<�silver>> you're LAGGING!
<�silver>> you are WAY the fuck back there!
<�silver>> lol
<.qc> *empties the vacuum cleaner, and sends the dust bag into space, where it promptly explodes, spattering sil evermore into the
furthest reaches of the universe*
<�silver>> interesting
<.qc> harumph
<�silver>> what you can come up with when left to your own devices
<�silver>> *g*
<.qc> that'll teach you to spurn me!
<�silver>> ooh, qc! you haven't been spurned!
<�silver>> *cries and beats her fists against the chat walls* if only you could see me!
<�silver>> if only you could see how much you mean to me!
<�silver>> *sobs*
<�silver>> *collapses into a heap on the floor*
<.qc> you're not driving me crazy!
<.qc> I'm already *there*!
<.qc> You can't scare me!
<�silver>> um...
[Sat Jun 09 05:10:51 EDT 2001] silver. has no profile.
<�silver>> there where?
<�silver>> hey!
<�silver>> who's got my name, damnit?
back. major scroll-age needed i see.
<�silver>> wb adj
<.dusty one> what???
<.dusty one> who tf is silver???
<�silver>> someone just logged in under my name!
<�silver>> i dentify yourself, immediately!
<�silver>> *points*
<.qc> whoa, this is fucked
<�silver>> identify, even
<.silver.> who, me?
<�silver>> yeah, you
<�silver>> you, the not-really-silver-person
<.silver.> you dentify yourself?
<�silver>> shoosh
<.silver.> it's me
<.dusty one> who are you "silver without a fiull stop???
<.silver.> I'm me
<.silver.> see?
<�silver>> pfft
<.dusty one> oh i see hi heather
<.silver.> *points at self*
<.silver.> *rapes a goat*
<�silver>> nah, heather was here earlier
<�silver>> qc?
<.qc> since when does heater do that?
<�silver>> dude
<.dusty one> or maybe not heather...
<.dusty one> ac
<�silver>> what's up with your real name?
<.dusty one> qc
<�silver>> you are SO laggy
<.qc> this is so fucked
<.qc> I must be on a major lag
<�silver>> or were, anyway
<�silver>> om gom gom...we've been trying to talk to you
<�silver>> lol. and bracken said bye.
<.silver.> I was just bringing you in so I could pretend to talk to you
<�silver>> you're gonna die laughing when you see this chat
<.silver.> and there you were
<�silver>> ha
<�silver>> lol
<.silver.> it worked, I guess. and okay, thanks.
<�silver>> yes
<�silver>> i am here
<�silver>> and you are here
<.silver.> double the fun
<.silver.> I am the walrus
<�silver>> and we are all here together
<�silver>> goo goo gajoob
<�silver>> or some such shit
<.silver.> hee
<.silver.> maybe I should change my name
<.silver.> ?
<�silver>> perhaps
<.dusty one> ok, for the more confused ppl here, who is everyone?? (i am adj ofcoarse)
<.silver.> or your name
<�silver>> i am silver
<.silver.> heya, adj
<�silver>> silver. is qc
<.silver.> qc here
<�silver>> qc is also qc
<�silver>> qc is everywhere
<.silver.> I am?
<.dusty one> oh cool
<�silver>> qc is everyone
<.silver.> whoa
<.silver.> I am also the Key
<�silver>> lol
<.dusty one> two qc's, just what i always wantecf :)
[Sat Jun 09 05:14:33 EDT 2001] Doyle has no profile.
<.silver.> aaaanyway... brb
<�silver>> i'd bring glory in, but i freeze up every time i do that
<.silver.> ooh, adj :)
<�silver>> heya, doyle :)
<.silver.> DOYLEY!
<.Doyle> whoa! brb
<.dusty one> i bet doyle is qc too
<.silver.> lol
<.silver.> he wasn't, actually
<.dusty one> i know
<.silver.> and I was gonna bring Glory in
<.dusty one> :)
<.silver.> but then I decided for sil
<�silver>> hm
<.silver.> since I was in her hole and all
[Sat Jun 09 05:15:16 EDT 2001] Doyle: Okay, you have it your way, but I'm still going to celebrate with a drink down at the pub.
<.silver.> anyway, brb
<�silver>> i think he might be coming back in with a profile, is all
<�silver>> heh..there we go
<.silver.> wb!
<�silver>> wb doyle
<.Doyle> sorrys bout that
<.silver.> brb
<.Doyle> thanx
<.Doyle> one, i'm making everyone leave
<.dusty one> hahaha prophet silver speaks
<�silver>> hehee
<�silver>> i know all
<�silver>> i see all
<�silver>> i am all
<.dusty one> (about doyle coming back in with a profile)
[Sat Jun 09 05:16:00 EDT 2001] quackcrack: O laggy thing, o laggy thing... you are the king of fuckedness.
<�silver>> wb
<.Doyle> wb qc!
<.quackcrack> bacchanal
<.dusty one> wb qc
<.quackcrack> ty
<�silver>> and you can see us this time, right?
<.quackcrack> yaaaaaa
<�silver>> cools
<.quackcrack> hee... ahve you saved the previous?
<.quackcrack> have, even
<�silver>> naturally
<.Doyle> so qc, witness your hereness. got some free time did ya?
<.quackcrack> I gotta see it :)
<�silver>> oh you will
<�silver>> it was great
<�silver>> lol
<.quackcrack> I have internet hours!
<�silver>> you were even like....having a conversation with me, kind of
<�silver>> it was freaky
<.quackcrack> they'll be used up in a few days, but hey
<�silver>> 'cause i knew you didn't know what i was saying
<.dusty one> why don't you get unlimited qc?
<.Doyle> and i woulda been here way earlier only we were waiting for a phone call that we didn't get till real late
<.quackcrack> I'm always freaky
<.quackcrack> ugh... phones evil
<�silver>> yeah
<.quackcrack> the people that we're with put download limits on unlimited hours
<�silver>> give it time and you'll get one
<�silver>> and get booted
<.dusty one> yeah they really are the tool of satan
<.quackcrack> we've been looking around at other servers
<.quackcrack> nah, Satan's not that evil
<.dusty one> lol@
<�silver>> qc should know
<.dusty one> qc
<�silver>> they're on close personal terms
<.quackcrack> totally
<.dusty one> so they're having sex?
<�silver>> heh
<.quackcrack> that too
<�silver>> who ISN'T qc having sex with?
<.quackcrack> not Doyle
<�silver>> heh
<.quackcrack> ;)
<�silver>> not for lack of wishing
<.quackcrack> oy
<.dusty one> when the baby is born i wanna be at the shower. when else can you go to a baby shower where a mace is an
acceptable gift?
<�silver>> you are SO infatuated
<�silver>> confess
<.quackcrack> only if you do
<�silver>> oh i totally admit that i love doyle
<�silver>> i'm just not infatuated with him
<.quackcrack> aww, you're gonna bring it a mace? That's so sweet!
<�silver>> from you, i sense a "i don't really have a thing for him...i'm xander's" vibe
<.quackcrack> it's just the giddy rush of seeing all these Doyle eps I missed last time 'round.
<.dusty one> i know, start the road to evil early is what i say...
<.quackcrack> I like them both. :)
<.quackcrack> totally
<�silver>> mmhmm
<.quackcrack> hey, if you can like more than one, then so can I
<�silver>> heh
<�silver>> i suppose that's true
<�silver>> ooh, brother's home
damn straight
<�silver>> and it's only....5:20 a.m.
[Sat Jun 09 05:20:45 EDT 2001] Glorificus: Pah-tay.
<.dusty one> wb qc
<�silver>> Doyle....where'd you go, man?
<.quackcrack> oh, is that all?
<.quackcrack> heya, Glory
<.Glorificus> Ooh, there's a Giant Host Index! I always wanted one of those.
<.Doyle> i'm right here
<�silver>> ah
<�silver>> hellu
<.dusty one> bbl, i gotta do stuff
<.Doyle> *appears behind sil*
<�silver>> buh bye, adj!
<�silver>> *whirls around and grabs doyle*
<�silver>> *tickles him mercilessly*
<.quackcrack> *screams in pain*
<�silver>> ?
<.Doyle> no, no no! stop!
<.quackcrack> sil, warn me the next time there's gonna be sudden movements, eh?
<�silver>> heh
<�silver>> sudden movements are bad?
<�silver>> lol
<.quackcrack> thought it should've hurt you more than it hurt me
<.quackcrack> your constitution is admirable
<.Doyle> devine greatness, are we on speaking terms yet?
<.Glorificus> So, whassup?
<.Glorificus> hmm
<.Glorificus> I guess I can speak to you.
<.Glorificus> But get the fuck away from the abyss.
<�silver>> lol
<.Glorificus> Or else my brother shall return.
<.Doyle> *steps away from abyss*
<.Doyle> gee, hold a grudge much?
<.Glorificus> *throws Doyle into abyss*
<.Doyle> oh sh--
<.Glorificus> See how *you* like it.
<.Glorificus> Again.
<.Doyle> i just got outta this place
<.quackcrack> hee
<�silver>> lol
<�silver>> you were thrown into the abyss before?
<.Doyle> yep
<�silver>> hm...i musta missed that
<.quackcrack> he ended up there last time
<.quackcrack> don't remember how
<.quackcrack> have it saved somewhere, tho
<.Doyle> i rather liked my time in the elevator
<.quackcrack> heh
<.Glorificus> I can bring you back out, Doyle-y.
<.Glorificus> But I require nothing less than utter devotion.
<�silver>> yeah, doyle likes hanging out in the elevator
<�silver>> listening to the musak
<�silver>> ;)
<�silver>> going up and down
<.Glorificus> Your first task shall be most difficult.
<.Doyle> damn straight
<.quackcrack> heh
<�silver>> hee
<.quackcrack> bet he does
<.Glorificus> You have to... *whispers in Doyle's ear*
<.Glorificus> Hey! It's rude to blush like that!
<�silver>> fuuuuuuuuck. 9 pages of saved chat already
<.Glorificus> Whatm you don't think you're up to it?
<.Glorificus> You're up.
<.Doyle> what does her blindly scrumptious luminescence wish me to do?
<.Glorificus> Very up.
<�silver>> Whatm?
<.Doyle> you've been saving chat tonight, sil?
<�silver>> *whispers to Glorificus*
<.Glorificus> I want you, my small and squelchy desert rat, to give me a back massage.
<.Glorificus> Lots of cream.
<�silver>> I know you're a god, and all...but the comma key is right next to the m, just so ya know
<�silver>> ugh
<�silver>> not with the cream
<.Doyle> *steals cream from underneath sil's bed*
<�silver>> *sighs*
<�silver>> lol
<.Glorificus> Eh?
<�silver>> and yeah...savin' chats, doyley
<.Doyle> *sprays it on Glory's back*
<.Glorificus> Since when do I need to use commas?
<.Glorificus> Ah, niceness. Keep it rollin' boy.
<�silver>> you spray cream?
<�silver>> oh god
<�silver>> lol
<�silver>> that...doesn't sound good
<.Doyle> *rubs it in hard and slow*
<.Glorificus> And there *was* supposed to be a comma there. but I care not.
<.Doyle> from a can
<�silver>> *swims around in the filthy gutter*
<.quackcrack> he sprays some damn good cream
<�silver>> cream from a can. interesting
<�silver>> and eww
<.quackcrack> though not as good as Ben
<�silver>> lol
<�silver>> lmao!
<.quackcrack> he's had practice
<�silver>> ugh
<�silver>> greasy intern ben
<�silver>> can only imagine the type of cream you'd get from him
<.quackcrack> *creamy* interb Ben.
<.quackcrack> lol
<.quackcrack> *intern
<�silver>> ewwww
<.Doyle> he should be his own sort of garbage food
<.Doyle> greasy and all
<�silver>> bleh
<.Glorificus> Hey! Ben gives damn fine cream. I should know.
<�silver>> gives it?
<�silver>> like, a cow gives milk?
<�silver>> lol
<.Glorificus> Well, he takes it, too.
<.Glorificus> But I'm not going there.
<�silver>> om gom gom!
<�silver>> Ben takes it!
<�silver>> hee
<�silver>> this convo has sunk so low
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