Labroars Aren't Much Fun
July 11, 2004
shiny silver grl: oh...hey...did you have any interest in those van helsing and hidalgo parodies?shiny silver grl: just wondering.
Doylificus: I like that chat where you and I think it's berry, attack each other with yer 'puters
shiny silver grl: heh. yes. that was fun.
shiny silver grl: a very berry chat.
Doylificus: um...well, in your opinion which is the better of the two?
shiny silver grl: van helsing
shiny silver grl: undeniably.
shiny silver grl: "oh my god, he squished her to death!"
shiny silver grl: Van Helsing: "Man, I can't believe you got laid before me" (speaking to the friar dude)
shiny silver grl: and so on.
Doylificus: heh
Doylificus: ya, I actually wrote own ideas for some van helsing paroying but no doubt this one you'll send me (please) will have much of the same sort of stuff
shiny silver grl: kk.
shiny silver grl: i shall do it tonight, before i log off.
Doylificus: thanx
shiny silver grl: no need to t hank me....since really i just kind of kept badgering you about it. you prolly said okay just to shut me up. ;-)
shiny silver grl: i can't help it, though...i like sharing funny stuff that makes me laugh.
shiny silver grl: 'oh what the hell, have some chocolate.'
Doylificus: heh
Doylificus: that'll solve every problem
shiny silver grl: apparently
Doylificus: 5000 points from Gryffindor! (probably not the right number but oh well)
shiny silver grl: heh. oh yeah. "Runners in my stockings?! 500 points from Gryffindor!"
shiny silver grl: or 5000....whatever it was.
shiny silver grl: don't remember.
shiny silver grl: i think my favourite part, though, had to be the:
The kids: *hug threesomely*
Anton Curawhatever: "You know, I think I directed a porno like this, once."
Doylificus: ya, everyone's reminded of pornos they saw/directed/whatever
shiny silver grl: Gimme yer rat!
shiny silver grl: No!
shiny silver grl: Gimme yer rat!
shiny silver grl: No!
shiny silver grl: Gimme yer rat!
shiny silver grl: No!
shiny silver grl: *giggles*
shiny silver grl: ahem. anyway.
shiny silver grl: *tries to veer away from Harry Potter discussions*
shiny silver grl: so...how's the weather over there?
shiny silver grl: over = the other side of the planet.
Doylificus: well on this side of the planet it's the opposite to where you are
Doylificus: plus ppl here wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat ppl
Doylificus: *makes hamburger eating ppl motion with hand*
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: that must be a complicated motion.
Doylificus: not really
shiny silver grl: *can't even begin to imagine how a gesture would convey hamburgers eating people*
Doylificus: preten your hand is a mouth and open and close it quickly
Doylificus: then you will have mastered the art of the hamburger eating ppl motion
Doylificus: pretend*
shiny silver grl: lmfao
shiny silver grl: so it's A) a faster version of Lorne's gift horse, and B) the gesture more commonly known as the one indicating that the person you're listening to is gabbing and won't shut up.
shiny silver grl: gotcha.
Doylificus: ya
Doylificus: EXCEPT...
Doylificus: there's a suttle difference
Doylificus: which is
shiny silver grl: *waits expectantly*
Doylificus: once your hand is opening and closing quickly enough, you then move your arm across (like your arms walking off somewhere to the sie of you). it is something that makes it different to the gift-horse or gabbing motion
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: mmmmmmmmmmmkay
shiny silver grl: *breaks out the white jacket with the buckles again*
Doylificus: no way!
Doylificus: *runs off*
Doylificus: *climbs a lader*
Doylificus: *runs from rooftop to rooftop*
Doylificus: you're not taking me alive!
Doylificus: ladder*
shiny silver grl: a lader....a lader. is that a german utensil?
shiny silver grl: *g*
Doylificus: yes, I'm climbing a German untensil
Doylificus: *rolls eyes*
Doylificus: *continues running*
shiny silver grl: lol.
Doylificus: *reaches edge of building's roof where there's a gap too big to jump over*
Doylificus: *is cornered*
shiny silver grl: you'd better watch who you're rolling those eyes at, mister.
Doylificus: that's *if* you bothere chasing me
Doylificus: if not
shiny silver grl: *brandishes eye-plucker from "Once Upon A Time In Mexico"
shiny silver grl: *
Doylificus: then I'm not cornered
shiny silver grl: and heh.
Doylificus: well....am I cornered?
Doylificus: I need to know these things
Doylificus: if I am to jump
shiny silver grl: um....sure. *advances menacingly with eye-plucker device*
Doylificus: or plunge to my eath
Doylificus: whichever
Doylificus: eath*
shiny silver grl: heh. i hear eath is in this year.
Doylificus: shit
shiny silver grl: *G*
Doylificus: death
Doylificus: yes, I am in
shiny silver grl: eath, not heath!
Doylificus: I'm the I in team
Doylificus: heh, I know;-)
shiny silver grl: *plucks one of doyle's eyes*
Doylificus: hoy!
Doylificus: I wasn't reay!
shiny silver grl: wtf is hoy?
shiny silver grl: lol
Doylificus: I'm multitasking here
Doylificus: reay*
shiny silver grl: ha ha ha
Doylificus: ready*
Doylificus: hoy=hey
shiny silver grl: oh
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: dude, the o is nowhere near the e!
shiny silver grl: lol
Doylificus: or 'oy (shortened version)
shiny silver grl: it's two totally different fingers!
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: no....
Doylificus: what I meant was
Doylificus: hoy is another wod for hey
Doylificus: word*
shiny silver grl: lmfao
Doylificus: here
shiny silver grl: suuuuuuuure it is.
Doylificus: no, it is
Doylificus: ask qc
Doylificus: some day
shiny silver grl: whatever you say, doyley. *plucks other eye*
Doylificus: gimme a minute!
Doylificus: geez
shiny silver grl: yeah, i'll do that, the next time i see her around.
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: you've got all the minutes you need now, blind boy.
Doylificus: okies, let's start again
Doylificus: comes walking menacingly towars me
shiny silver grl: *shoves a pair of sunglasses over Doyle's empty sockets and sends him out the door armed with a pair of pistols*
shiny silver grl: no no! there's no going back!
Doylificus: *shoots silver dea*
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: *continues shooting her corpse*
shiny silver grl: that's okay, you're all eye-less, now.
shiny silver grl: i know how much you love that.
Doylificus: this is for...
shiny silver grl: ;-)
Doylificus: blinding me
Doylificus: and not watching angel
Doylificus: but I'm not dead
Doylificus: so calling an upside
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: but now you can't watch your precious glowing butt show....mua ha ha.
Doylificus: I'll get some eye transplants
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: *is still chuckling over "gimme a minute! jeez"
shiny silver grl: *
Doylificus: well, I wasn't prepared
Doylificus: I'm no boyscout
shiny silver grl: er, geez, rather.
Doylificus: you coulda said, "okay, now be prepared for me to pluck out your pretty little eyes, boyo"
shiny silver grl: are boyscouts more apt to defend themselves well from those who wish to pluck their eyeballs from their sockets?
shiny silver grl: heh. but what would that have gained me?
shiny silver grl: an advesary who was on his guard, that's what.
shiny silver grl: not very wise, if my goal was to blind you.
Doylificus: boy scouts are prepared. haven't you hear their motto?
shiny silver grl: ya
shiny silver grl: i just didn't know it included self defense against eye-pluckage.
shiny silver grl: they're really advanced now, i guess.
Doylificus: and it just would have been polite to warn me is all
shiny silver grl: *sniff* and all the girl-scouts get to do is sell cookies.
shiny silver grl: hardly seems fair.
Doylificus: I'dve done the same for you
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: muahaha
Doylificus: that'll put marzipan in your pieplate, bigo
Doylificus: (that was to the grl scouts btw)
Doylificus: bingo
Doylificus: oh nm
Doylificus: *falls off edge of roof*
Doylificus: save me, spideyman
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: the sentences loses its punch when bingo's turned into bigo, but i still lol @ it.
Doylificus: ya
shiny silver grl: <.Spiderman> *swings from the nearest rooftop and catches Doyley. Deposits him on the lawn (?) on top of some other building. Looks really cute in his spidey suit, too*
Doylificus: ha!
Doylificus: you fool!
Doylificus: I don't like you!
Doylificus: and you saved me!
Doylificus: mwahahaha
shiny silver grl: heh.
shiny silver grl: he does the same for harry in the flick.
Doylificus: *is just like the other ungrateful NW ppl*
shiny silver grl: saves him near the beginning.
shiny silver grl: and harry's all "this doesn't change anything"
Doylificus: heh
Doylificus: no, the only things it changes is you're not ea, harry ol' budy ol' pal
Doylificus: dead
Doylificus: i missed two ds that time
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: i was looking at that, and really trying to figure out what the hell you were trying to say....lol
shiny silver grl: oh !
shiny silver grl: hey!
shiny silver grl: it's greasy intern ben!
shiny silver grl: i think.
shiny silver grl: was his name Charlie Weber?
Doylificus: oh spideyman, oh spideyman, can you come here a second. I got something to give you to apologise for being mean and ungrateful...
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: ya
Doylificus: that was his name
shiny silver grl: hee....he was in a charmed ep, apparently. as a prince in medieval times when the charmed chicks go back in time.
shiny silver grl: he looks like a ponce.
Doylificus: that's another thing about charmed. you'd egt buffy eps then almost the very next week you'd see the same guest star on charmed
Doylificus: they didn't have CK so they suck
shiny silver grl: http://www.charmed-tv.de/purespace/episoden/season4/jpg/406_03.jpg
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: wtf is that?
Doylificus: me, go to charmed link?
shiny silver grl: the link to the pic of greasy intern ben (GIB) looking like a ponce.
Doylificus: heh
shiny silver grl: heh. it's okay, it's just a picture. it's safe.
Doylificus: I saw him in previews
shiny silver grl: oh. heh. all right then.
Doylificus: when the ep aired ehre
Doylificus: a year or so ago
shiny silver grl: as long as we can both agree that he looked like a ponce.
Doylificus: yes
Doylificus: he's a greasy ponce
Doylificus: now are you undea since you're still typing?
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: mmmmm
shiny silver grl: sure?
shiny silver grl: *assumes Doyle meant "undead" *
Doylificus: yes
Doylificus: of course
shiny silver grl: *sniff* they're going to break up my people, i just know it!
Doylificus: muahaha
shiny silver grl: bah. why does this alway have to h appen?
shiny silver grl: *cries*
shiny silver grl: *gloats that she has eyes to cry with*
Doylificus: *gloats that self is still alive*
Doylificus: and not-dead
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: DWS just left so you have my univded attention now
Doylificus: undivided
shiny silver grl: *blinks*
Doylificus: *wears black sunglasses and looks kewl with the shooting ppl even tho I can't see a damn thing*
Doylificus: what's with the blinking?
Doylificus: you getting bored of those eyes?
Doylificus: here
Doylificus: lemme
Doylificus: poke em
Doylificus: out
Doylificus: *does so*
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: without warning
Doylificus: HA
shiny silver grl: *doesn't mind, 'cause she's dead anyway*
shiny silver grl: so Ha HA!
Doylificus: yes, but now you're blind an dea
shiny silver grl: :-D
Doylificus: not jsut dead
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: I have the avantage
Doylificus: advantage
Doylificus: *gets a guidedog*
shiny silver grl: *clasps hands together dramatically* Oh! I hate being blind and dea! It's so much worse than being jsut dead!"
shiny silver grl: *g*
Doylificus: how'd you do that sarcastic underlining or words?
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: or=of
shiny silver grl: there should be bold, italic and underline functions in your window, also.
Doylificus: ah yes
Doylificus: indeed there are
shiny silver grl: in the middle. in between what you're typing and what's been typed.
shiny silver grl: ahkays. you found it. good.
Doylificus: I challenge you to a ual, silver. to the PAIN! (do I haveta explain the term "to the pain"?)
Doylificus: dual*
shiny silver grl: nah, i've seen the princess birde.
shiny silver grl: *bride
Doylificus: goodo
shiny silver grl: heh...birde.
shiny silver grl: the princess birde.
shiny silver grl: *laughs*
shiny silver grl: It's possible, pig, that I'm only lying here becaue I lack the strength to rise. But then again....maybe I have the strength after all.
Doylificus: you know the one thing I wish we had on the IS? just one single aim between you and me (or even an aim with you, me and some other board folk even)
Doylificus: alas there are only aims with you and other folk
shiny silver grl: 'cause i'm the only one who ever saved the freaking things.
Doylificus: but then, I'm in nearly every chat so *g*
shiny silver grl: that's true.
shiny silver grl: quite true.
Doylificus: *swings blindly with sword at sil's hea*
Doylificus: hea*
Doylificus: head
Doylificus: goddamnit
Doylificus: sword: *goes "whoosh!", past silver's head but cutting the tip of her ear*
Doylificus: *swings again because silver's not responding*
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: sorry. my people got married, but now cole's maybe possessed by the source, and phoebe may be pregnant.
shiny silver grl: *is actually ahead of where she is in the show, now*
shiny silver grl: i s'pose i'll be happier if he dies, than if they just break up or something.
Doylificus: luckily I have no eyes so I can't see the charmed-related info I *didn't* want you just gave
shiny silver grl: since i know he's not on the show any more, 'cause he's on "nip/tuck"
Doylificus: *g*
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: many many plots they ripped off
Doylificus: *shakes head, then attacks again*
Doylificus: *cuts off silver's right han*
Doylificus: hand*
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: *is still dead, so feels nothing*
shiny silver grl: you know, it's kind of nice being dead.
shiny silver grl: sure, i get mutilated, but it doesn't bother me, much.
Doylificus: *chops sil into itty bitty pieces*
Doylificus: ya, it's not so ba
Doylificus: d
Doylificus: II don't haveta here any "oh my god, the pain! the pain!";-)
Doylificus: here=hear
shiny silver grl: and yeah, they do seem to rip quite a few things off. they totally stole the entire plot from the movie "ladyhawke" for one ep.
shiny silver grl: and true, probably less than 1% of the people in the world have seen that movie, but still.
shiny silver grl: they didn't even deviate from the storyline, at all.
shiny silver grl: and lol @ the pain, the pain, and not having to hear it.
Doylificus: they even rip-off your belove 'becomming part 2' plot;-)
shiny silver grl: do they? those bastards!
Doylificus: *gets some ambrosia (sp?) from.....some place in the xenaverse and becomes a god* here, sil have some so we can fight each other for eternity
shiny silver grl: heh. no thanks.
shiny silver grl: *is having fun being dead*
Doylificus: aw, you're no fun
Doylificus: you're jsut having fun by yourself
Doylificus: which can be taken a totally ifferent way;-)
Doylificus: different
shiny silver grl: so what now, jack sparrow, are we to be two enemies locked in battle for all of eternity, until the ...something something.
shiny silver grl: or you could surrender :-D
Doylificus: yes
Doylificus: *is not sure that "yes" is the next line uttered*
shiny silver grl: and damnit! these guides are getting shorter and shorter. just a paragraph each, now.
Doylificus: mwaha
shiny silver grl: so i'm not finding out what's going on to my satisfaction.
shiny silver grl: and it's really annoying b/c now cole and phoebe are apparently getting a freaking *divorce*, and what the hell? like, ten episodes ago she was the most important thing in his life, and now they're getting a divorce? *sigh*
shiny silver grl: see, now THIS might make me stop watching.
shiny silver grl: I hate this shit.
Doylificus: well, I did say going into it that there wasn't consistant writing
Doylificus: or good writing for that matter
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: seriously, it's like children wrote the show
Doylificus: an sorrys, I'm not gloating
shiny silver grl: well...for crying out loud, every show does that, though.
Doylificus: yes, but not every show seems like a 5th graer wrote it
shiny silver grl: stupid crap in the name of keeping it fresh, keeping it from getting boring, keeping the characters from being too *happy* >:o
Doylificus: grader*
Doylificus: would it be too qc of me if I bit your head off?
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: i think so.
shiny silver grl: that's pretty much a qc-specific activity.
Doylificus: yes, I'm prone to random violence now
shiny silver grl: yay!
Doylificus: well she ain't been round forever
Doylificus: so I'm stealing it
Doylificus: *bites sil's head off and spits it back out into a spitoon*
Doylificus: *kicks spitoon around a bit*
Doylificus: so anyways, I watched the shining that I taped
shiny silver grl: *rattles around inside spitoon, squishily*
shiny silver grl: the one w/ jack nicholson, right?
shiny silver grl: and what did you think?
Doylificus: ya
Doylificus: well, it was slightly creepy a little bit
Doylificus: but was rather eh
shiny silver grl: yeah, pretty much how i feel about it.
Doylificus: as weird as his wife looked - I did feel sorry for her
shiny silver grl: i liked the redrum stuff, and the gushing blood, and jack running around in the maze with the axe, but that was about it for the creepiness.
Doylificus: tho the thing is, jack's character seemed crazy *before* he went to the hotel/whatever it was
shiny silver grl: see, i didn't feel as sorry for her b/c she was such a freaking wimp most of the time. but that's just the feminist in me, I guess.
shiny silver grl: and heh...yeah. well, he *was* played by jack nicholson ;-)
Doylificus: redruuuuuuuuuuuuuum, redruuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Doylificus: well not every female characetr can be guny-ho and have karate kicking fighting abilities
Doylificus: gung-ho*
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: i know, i know. it just doesn't do much for me when they whimper and retreat, pleading with the husband brandishing an axe.
Doylificus: *feeds sil's body to some sharks*
shiny silver grl: like that's going to do any fucking good, princess.
Doylificus: tho she did hit him with it
Doylificus: and he rolled down the steps
Doylificus: and she stuck him in a meatlocker or whatever
Doylificus: which would been fine 'cept those ghosts let him out
shiny silver grl: yeah. bastards.
Doylificus: *hits sil's hea on the Groosalugg's back*
Doylificus: head*
shiny silver grl: *sigh*, now Cole's turning evil again. Damnit, what was the point, then?!
Doylificus: no, I'm not hugging him
shiny silver grl: *stamps foot*
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: ya, see they take the angel turning to angelus idea, use it, then do it so many times it loses meaning
Doylificus: *drops sil's head into a well with that Ring grl*
Doylificus: have fun
Doylificus: *sits back and listens to music*
shiny silver grl: well it's so back and forth! like, he's a bad guy but he falls in love with her, so he tries to be good. then they get married. next thing i know, he's possessed by the Source, and Phoebe's divorcing him. Then he's completely not evil any more, but not half-demon, and he's trying to win Phoebe back. Then he's trying to kill them all. Then he's still in love with her and trying to win her back. WTF?
shiny silver grl: ring grl?
Doylificus: from The Ring
Doylificus: with the hair
Doylificus: over her face
Doylificus: comes outta tv's
shiny silver grl: oh, never saw it.
Doylificus: an such and such
Doylificus: nm
Doylificus: *throws rocks down well*
Doylificus: this is for not getting my references!
shiny silver grl: *chuckle echoes back up the well*
Doylificus: it's amazing how quickly charmed's gone from being something you prefer to watch over angel to something that's pissing you off just reading about it;-)
Doylificus: oh wait....it's not *that* amazing
Doylificus: it's rather expected
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: *throws many hoop earrings down well*
shiny silver grl: well...it'll work out this way. i'll know when to stop watching the show before it pisses me off too badly, and just pretend that i don't know it gets bad right after i stopped watching.
Doylificus: choke on these
shiny silver grl: bah! hoop earrings! you've found the perfect torture device! oh wait, i'm dead, i guess they can't really bother me any more.
Doylificus: so, denial then?
shiny silver grl: *blows bubbles*
shiny silver grl: yeah, pretty much.
Doylificus: steering away from things that are not-good, I on't like that many sci fi shows
Doylificus: don't
Doylificus: but hopefully Firefly will be something I do get into watching;-)
shiny silver grl: hm. i guess i....do? i liked farscape, anyway. and i loved quantum leap. however i *don't* watch many sci-fi shows, such as SG-1, Andromeda, etc.
Doylificus: it's supposed to be a bit more "realistic" portrayal of the future (one example is that in the vacuum of space there's no sound so while other shows have the ships making cheesy sounds as they blast off further into space, all you here on this one is the music or whatever playing in the background. no actual sound fx)
Doylificus: I realise this won't sway you to watching it;-)
Doylificus: Just thought I' mention it
Doylificus: I'd*
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: that's very wise of you.
Doylificus: we've really been talking for a long time
Doylificus: *stretches*
shiny silver grl: yeah, i'm going to go before too long. i'm nearly at the end of season 4, and don't feel like starting 5 just now.
shiny silver grl: plus I wanna get up by noon so I can get some stuff done and go swimming.
shiny silver grl: and return my overdue library books
shiny silver grl: and change my right headlight.
shiny silver grl: and go grocery shopping.
Doylificus: and watch angel seasons 3-5
Doylificus: :-P
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: enjoying your time in the well?
shiny silver grl: i am having a grand time, thank you for asking.
shiny silver grl: *decomposes*
Doylificus: heh
shiny silver grl: *contaminates the water*
shiny silver grl: *floats to the top*
Doylificus: *gives the water to ppl I don't like so they drink it*
shiny silver grl: mmmm...i'll infect everyone.
shiny silver grl: go me.
Doylificus: ya
Doylificus: *cracks three knuckles*
Doylificus: geez my S5 paroy's long. it may have to be in three parts. tho I'll attempt to post it in two
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: aight.
Doylificus: paroy's*
shiny silver grl: *snerk*
Doylificus: parody's*
Doylificus: it's not finished yet
shiny silver grl: natch
Doylificus: ubt will be by friday hopefully
shiny silver grl: since the last ep hasn't aired yet.
shiny silver grl: for you
Doylificus: I hope what you told me last week isn't a mjor part in the ep;-)
Doylificus: major*
shiny silver grl: nah
shiny silver grl: very minor
shiny silver grl: still very sorry about that, by the way.
Doylificus: nm
shiny silver grl: *decomposes apologetically*
Doylificus: heh
Doylificus: there are levels of decomposition
shiny silver grl: yep
Doylificus: *lives on*
shiny silver grl: the first stage is denial.
Doylificus: godly and all that
shiny silver grl: *refuses to accept that she's decomposing*
shiny silver grl: the next stage is anger.
shiny silver grl: Damnit, I'm decomposing!
shiny silver grl: next is apology.
shiny silver grl: *is sorry for decomposing*
shiny silver grl: last comes acceptance.
shiny silver grl: Okay, I'm decomposing. I'm at peace with that.
Doylificus: "well we all have to decompose some time"
shiny silver grl: exactly.
shiny silver grl: unless we're cremeated.
shiny silver grl: cremated, rather.
shiny silver grl: creamated?
shiny silver grl: lol
Doylificus: see
Doylificus: you have a thing for cream!
shiny silver grl: how can you see anything, you eyeless freak?
shiny silver grl: shoosh, now.
shiny silver grl: and go walk your seeing-eye dog.
Doylificus: you're eyeless too....freak
shiny silver grl: you can't hurt my feelings, 'cause i'm all dead, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaah, nyah.
Doylificus: my seeing eye dogs is telling me what you say then typing my replies for me
Doylificus: go him
shiny silver grl: wow, smart dog.
Doylificus: no kidding
shiny silver grl: i admire his dexterity, also.
Doylificus: here's a lbraroar
Doylificus: or labraroar
shiny silver grl: lmfao
Doylificus: whatever
shiny silver grl: nice continuity ;-)
Doylificus: *labraroar roars at decomposing sil*
Doylificus: take that
Doylificus: you corpse
shiny silver grl: *remains remarkably unaffected, but does interest the labroar by the way of smelling really putrid*
shiny silver grl: *labroar jumps into the well to get at sil's corpse*
shiny silver grl: <.labroar> *drowns*
Doylificus: there wasn't that much water in the well
Doylificus: fyi
shiny silver grl: <.labroar> *does not accept that he's beginning to decompose*
shiny silver grl: oh, contraire, mon frere.
shiny silver grl: now the well is full of my corpse-juice.
shiny silver grl: because I am in an advanced stage of decomposition.
Doylificus: that's isgusting
shiny silver grl: that's what the labroar drowned in.
shiny silver grl: lol
Doylificus: *goes and throws up into well*
shiny silver grl: lmfao
shiny silver grl: *tries to wrest control of herself*
shiny silver grl: *but keeps laughing*
Doylificus: *puts big rock on top of well so that no more labroars can drown in it*
shiny silver grl: lol
Doylificus: *gets another labroar*
Doylificus: *calls it Phil*
Doylificus: come 'ere, phil
shiny silver grl: *loves being a fast typist, and is still laughing, by the way*
Doylificus: that nasty silcorpse can't hurt you
Doylificus: no it can't, no i can't
shiny silver grl: heh....i read "silcorpse" as "scorpy" for a second.
Doylificus: you weirdo
Doylificus: :-)
shiny silver grl: lol....thanks for the qualifying smiley face.
shiny silver grl: clarifying, rather.
Doylificus: no, I did infact mean to make it be elayed
shiny silver grl: lmfao @ qualifying.
Doylificus: delayed
Doylificus: just to see your response
Doylificus: but what di I get? "qualifying"
Doylificus: *g*
Doylificus: did*
shiny silver grl: *weight of rock becomes too much for the fragile lip of the well, which crumbles and allows the rock to fall in. Labroar is immediately attracted to the smell of decay coming from the bottom of the well and jumps in, immediatly breaking its neck at the bottom.*
shiny silver grl: <.silcorpse> *rots at the bottom with two dead labroars*
Doylificus: how can it break it's next if the well is full of....*cough* liquid?
Doylificus: neck*
shiny silver grl: not full, not full. just got some swilling around in the bottom. enough to drown in.
shiny silver grl: you can drown on a mouthfull, you know ;-)
shiny silver grl: and that....i didn't quite mean that to come out as gross as it looks. lol
Doylificus: it can't be both full enough to rown in yet not full enough to hit the groun and breaking a labroar's neck
shiny silver grl: yes-huh. if the well's deep enough.
Doylificus: that's inconcievable!
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: i do not think that word means what you think it means.
Doylificus: lol
Doylificus: love that bit
Doylificus: *goes away, far away from well an buys another labroar, ties it to a post so it can't be called to the well*
shiny silver grl: hm...if i were to save this IM and add it to the IS, I think I might call it "Dead Labroars Aren't Much Fun"
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: haha
Doylificus: that'd be suitable
shiny silver grl: btw, belated heh @ " *cough* liquid? "
Doylificus: hmmm, I wonder if that's the most elayed response in aim ever?
shiny silver grl: why, i....don't know.
Doylificus: not taking into account uh....what's that word for in chat when someone's...oh I know, lagging
shiny silver grl: lag.
shiny silver grl: *g*
shiny silver grl: i love that chat.
Doylificus: i know it was lagging
Doylificus: Labroar: *lags* (instead of *wags*)
shiny silver grl: *snorts*
Doylificus: no, the labroar doesn't snort
Doylificus: it snorets!
shiny silver grl: <.Labroar> *hears the snort coming from the well and tries really hard to get away. However, is tied up to the fence post, so only succeeds in strangling itself*
<.Labroar> *begins to stink*
Doylificus: tho see, if you added this aim to the IS (which I doubt you will;-)) there would be no explanation as to what a labroar is
shiny silver grl: <.Labroar> *bloats*
shiny silver grl: who cares? it's not like anyone but us would read it, anyway.
Doylificus: *sighs an gets a friendly cat instead*
shiny silver grl: heh.
Doylificus: an*
Doylificus: and
shiny silver grl: do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.
Doylificus: my name....is....Neeeeeeeeedoyle!
Doylificus: *does back flip up out of way of train*
shiny silver grl: <.Friendly cat> *walks by*
<.Friendly cat> *walks by in exactly the same way again*
Doylificus: there's a glitch in the aimtrix!
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: *goes to phone an gets out*
Doylificus: you can't hurt my labroars when you're in the aimtrix an I'm not. mwahaha
shiny silver grl: *exchanges meaningful looks with Stark from Farscape, who happens to be a fellow agent*
shiny silver grl: heh.
shiny silver grl: speaking of getting out, however......
Doylificus: *gets another labroar and puts tight security around it*
shiny silver grl: it's after 4 a.m., and I should depart.
shiny silver grl: if I wanna get in 8 hours before noon.
shiny silver grl: roughly.
Doylificus: you're departing because you are beaten. there's no ay you can hurt my fourth labroar
Doylificus: ;-)
Doylificus: "yes, that *must* be it" - sil
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: yes, you're right.
Doylificus: I know
shiny silver grl: 8-)
shiny silver grl: 8-)<------ Agent Sil
Doylificus: heh
shiny silver grl: Anyhoo....
Doylificus: I was gonna ask, is it sunny where you are?
shiny silver grl: well....not right now.
shiny silver grl: 'cause it's 4 in the morning.
Doylificus: yes, oh well, byes then, you virus you;-)
shiny silver grl: in a couple hours it'll be light, though.
shiny silver grl: well....about an hour and a h alf, i think.
shiny silver grl: heh. cya, you rebellious, hairless hacker, you.
Doylificus: I have hair
Doylificus: in numerous places
Doylificus: *eg*
Doylificus: sorrys for that
Doylificus: in advance
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